Official statement from Trey Parker & Matt Stone

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  • pr0
    rockin tha trailerpark
    • May 2001
    • 23088
    #1

    Official statement from Trey Parker & Matt Stone

    "So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun!" the two said in a statement that seemed to parody Scientology as science fiction. "Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!"
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    • brand0n
      been very busy
      • Nov 2002
      • 26983
      #2
      so the episode will not air?
      want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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        • Dirty F
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jul 2001
          • 59204
          #3
          edit.....

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            • bringer
              i have man boobies
              • Jul 2003
              • 13082
              #4
              Originally posted by brand0n
              so the episode will not air?
              didnt it air last season?
              333-765-551

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                • bringer
                  i have man boobies
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 13082
                  #5
                  http://mrtwig.net/ep/912.html
                  333-765-551

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                    • tony299
                      lurker
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 57021
                      #6
                      they stick to their guns good for them

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                        • Hollywood376
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2005
                          • 1154
                          #7
                          Originally posted by pr0
                          "So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun!" the two said in a statement that seemed to parody Scientology as science fiction. "Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!"
                          And how big a bunch of pussies are paramount to let Tom Cruise push them around.

                          Paramount execs are stupid. MI:3 will make just as much money for them if Tommy does promotional work or not. Meanwhile, when everyone see's that Toms a douchebag for trying to keep his own product from selling, his quote for his next picture will go down, because every investor will be wondering if he'll try some new shit when their product comes out.

                          People go to the movies because they see the trailer, think it looks good and are freakin bored on friday night. Is there anyone here who has ever been influenced to go see a movie because they saw the actor on Letterman saying that they should go see it? Of course not, they show a clip of the movie and you decide from that if you want to see it.

                          Hey Tom, how strong is your religion if it can't stand the test of a fucking cartoon?

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                            • Rex
                              Confirmed User
                              • May 2002
                              • 2241
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Hollywood376
                              Hey Tom, how strong is your religion if it can't stand the test of a fucking cartoon?
                              I'd like to take a moment to respond to this. See, I'm really Tom Cruise, and yes I run rexmag.com. Rex = Tom. Thanks for calling me out, I shall now respond.


                              My well thought out response regarding this thread, Scientology, and the herpes on my girlfriends lip: FUCK YOU.

                              PS, I FUCKING HATE CARTOONS...and I flunked 6th grade science...GO FIGURE!
                              I don't own RexMag anymore.

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                                • Hollywood376
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2005
                                  • 1154
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Rex
                                  ...and the herpes on my girlfriends lip
                                  I met Katie once. I would compare the experiece as being like talking to a bowl of soup.

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                                    • Rex
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • May 2002
                                      • 2241
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Hollywood376
                                      I met Katie once. I would compare the experiece as being like talking to a bowl of soup.
                                      Well I've talked to a bowel of soup before...wtih John Travolta! So you make the conclusion.

                                      SCIENTLOLOGYLOGY!
                                      I don't own RexMag anymore.

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