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boneprone · 04-29-2002, 02:06 PM

New from the Boneprone Family!
As a gift to all members of the Famliy we will be giving away wives! Ive picked up 2 for myself. Take a look and give me your pick.

http://bride.ru/ph/htcgi/ladies/19/19026P1.html

I feel like picking up a few of them next week for a second load.
You can make a nice little website with em, exploit em, fuck em silly,
and have em clean your house and shit.

These babes are hot.
Get them while you can. Only from the Boneprone Family.

Boneprone Family soon to be infested with Soviet Sluts!
YEAH!!!!

Cheshire · 04-29-2002, 02:09 PM

Will the boob job come before or after the wedding ceremony?

04-29-2002, 02:10 PM

did you fuck her ?

Mr. Grimm · 04-29-2002, 02:11 PM

can you order more than one?

Cheshire · 04-29-2002, 02:22 PM

Wait a minute...
Lana Lang from Smallville

boneprone · 04-29-2002, 02:29 PM

i was thinking her.

http://bride.ru/ph/htcgi/ladies/8/8276P2.html

Mr. Grimm · 04-29-2002, 02:32 PM

come to daddy

http://bride.ru/ph/htcgi/ladies/13/13061P2.html

boneprone · 04-29-2002, 02:39 PM

Change of mind.
<img src="http://bride.ru/ph/phcgi/ladies/13/13185PP3.jpg">
http://bride.ru/ph/htcgi/ladies/13/13185P1.html

Mr. Grimm · 04-29-2002, 02:42 PM

we have a winner

http://bride.ru/ph/htcgi/ladies/17/17567P1.html

now where do i send the check?

boneprone · 04-29-2002, 02:42 PM

The next Aria?
Come to daddy !

This gal is 6 feet tall!

<img src="http://bride.ru/ph/phcgi/ladies/14/14563PP1.jpg">

RedShoe · 04-29-2002, 02:44 PM

From the ebony sector of the boneprone family, I beg you, No russians!

boneprone · 04-29-2002, 02:46 PM

dude, shes got legs!
<img src="http://bride.ru/ph/phcgi/ladies/14/14563P2.jpg">

Looks all American to me!

TopTGP · 04-29-2002, 02:47 PM

Jebus! Those mailorder brides are a ripoff. You get them over here, they marry you, they file for divorce a week later, and bang, there here (actually, Russia is a pretty cool place if you ignore the mafia and the police)

boneprone · 04-29-2002, 02:47 PM

Hello Im Anna!
I wear ugly shoes but I can suck a great cock, and cook a great meal!
Part of the Boneprone Family - Soviet Branch.

<img src="http://bride.ru/ph/phcgi/ladies/5/5339P3.jpg">

boneprone · 04-29-2002, 02:53 PM

dude, they will stay with you for at least a year.
I promise.
This is the real deal.

XP · 04-29-2002, 02:54 PM

http://bride.ru/ph/htcgi/ladies/12/12787PP1.html
she is mine, mine all mine :P

http://bride.ru/ph/htcgi/ladies/10/10619PP1.html
I love cats also (just cat, not the girl

http://bride.ru/ph/htcgi/ladies/9/9831PP1.html
this one is not very beautiful. But she is long, and have a deep vagina

Mr. Grimm · 04-29-2002, 02:56 PM

XP...whos the girl in your sig?

Scootermuze · 04-29-2002, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
New from the Boneprone Family!
As a gift to all members of the Famliy we will be giving away wives! Ive picked up 2 for myself. Take a look and give me your pick.

http://bride.ru/ph/htcgi/ladies/19/19026P1.html

I hope you can handle her walkin around the house singing opera stuff..

boneprone · 04-29-2002, 02:56 PM

did it say in her profile she had a deep vagina?
Where does it say that?

boneprone · 04-29-2002, 02:57 PM

How come there arent any NEGRO Soviets?
I found a Jay-Lo one.

<img src="http://bride.ru/ph/phcgi/ladies/18/18283P1.jpg">

Id fuck her.

Shoplifter · 04-29-2002, 02:57 PM

Ha hah Russian wives!

Kiss your ass(ets) goodbye!

If you think Russian websites cheat then get ready for this lol!

SleazyDream · 04-29-2002, 02:59 PM

What ever you do Don't tell AaronM about this, he have 600 wives by next week and they'll all be running around his swimming pool naked taking pics of each other for his business and the fucker will never have to work again.

Mr. Grimm · 04-29-2002, 03:00 PM

cut off her feet. see how much cheating old stumpy does.

boneprone · 04-29-2002, 03:00 PM

Dude, I know 3 people in my neighborhood who have Soviet mail order brides. The guys are fucking ugly and the girls are hot and slutty.
One guy is in a wheelchair, and we can hear her scraming when she cums, cause she keeps the window open when she straddles him.

Dreamman010 · 04-29-2002, 03:00 PM

Hot stuff

Exxxotica · 04-29-2002, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
dude, shes got legs!
<img src="http://bride.ru/ph/phcgi/ladies/14/14563P2.jpg">

Looks all American to me!

That girl needs to eat!

Those poor starving Soviet girls

My choice would be http://bride.ru/ph/htcgi/ladies/14/14597PP2.html because of her nice Christian Values.

Mr. Grimm · 04-29-2002, 03:06 PM

where the fuck do you live? im moving there.

boneprone · 04-29-2002, 03:07 PM

Im gunna have to go with Cheshire's pic and go with Lana Lang from SmallVille.

<img src="http://bride.ru/ph/phcgi/ladies/19/19107PP1.jpg">

Exxxotica · 04-29-2002, 03:08 PM

I like this girl because she looks like she is 15 yrs old. Under 18 is the best.

http://bride.ru/ph/htcgi/men/16/16238PP1.html

Mr. Grimm · 04-29-2002, 03:10 PM

i could do a psych thesis on you

railz · 04-29-2002, 03:13 PM

http://bride.ru/ph/htcgi/ladies/6/6772P1.html

I think I just fell in love. Talk about a Tawnee look-a-like...

Mr. Grimm · 04-29-2002, 03:14 PM

dude ill go halves with you

Theo · 04-29-2002, 03:16 PM

http://bride.ru/ph/htcgi/ladies/18/18584PP2.html

My perception of an ideal relationship: independent, interesting in every respect guy, who has all in his life except for nice girl like me .))))))))

Cheshire · 04-29-2002, 03:17 PM

Yeah, she looks like a nice girl.

boneprone · 04-29-2002, 03:17 PM

lol, bet you didnt know Tawnee is Russian.
Have you ever tried takling to her?
Shes fucking clueless, and keeps saying Yah, and Nah.

Lightspeed has a Soviet Discount on models.

AaronM · 04-29-2002, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
What ever you do Don't tell AaronM about this, he have 600 wives by next week and they'll all be running around his swimming pool naked taking pics of each other for his business and the fucker will never have to work again.

Work is a 4 letter word. What do you mean next week? I had 723 of them bitches shipped overnight. I am doing their lease plan with the option to buy.

boneprone · 04-29-2002, 03:18 PM

Id drop all these gals in an instant if adult.com would mail order me cheshire. Forget Mail order Soviets!

I keep getting teased but no Kat.

railz · 04-29-2002, 03:23 PM

K I'll take the Tawnee look-a-like because she's just adoreable..

BUT

http://www.1000-bad-russian-girls.co...1793&back=list

The only reaosn I'd kick her out of bed would be so I could fuck her on the floor...

FATPad · 04-29-2002, 03:24 PM

So let me get this straight.

Ending your social life and giving up any chance of sex except for twice a year is something to be happy about?

:

railz · 04-29-2002, 03:28 PM

FP - hop on ICQ real quick please m8?

Cheshire · 04-29-2002, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by railz

The only reaosn I'd kick her out of bed would be so I could fuck her on the floor...

Too funny!

Cheshire · 04-29-2002, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
Id drop all these gals in an instant if adult.com would mail order me cheshire. Forget Mail order Soviets!

I keep getting teased but no Kat.

You just have to wait another eight months.

railz · 04-29-2002, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire

Too funny!

Come over and I'll show you

Rochard · 04-29-2002, 04:14 PM

Where the hell do I sign up for this ride? Bonebrone, I'll take a dozen - To go.

Don't laugh.... I know someone who has a Russian mail order bride. She's hot, fucks his brains out, and does what he tells her. Sweet.

just Mikey · 04-29-2002, 04:18 PM

heheh do you know why russians do not buy porn ?
they are still fucking women instead

same thing is about me

and im pretty happy with it...

really, if there were no police and mafia or at least no police - then Russia would be finest place to live ever found !!!

JFK · 04-29-2002, 04:24 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Mr. Grimm
[B]we have a winner

Those are some legs to have wrapped around you.

just Mikey · 04-29-2002, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RocHard
Don't laugh.... I know someone who has a Russian mail order bride. She's hot, fucks his brains out, and does what he tells her. Sweet. [/B]

Yes, I would never order bride from USA! Who fucking needs this??? Russian girls rock!

Mr. Grimm · 04-29-2002, 04:30 PM

dude im in. fuck american women

i like those legs!

bhutocracy · 04-29-2002, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
dude, shes got legs!
<img src="http://bride.ru/ph/phcgi/ladies/14/14563P2.jpg">

Looks all American to me!

KEY-RIST! she's fucking hot! a bit helena bonham carter circa fightclub.... can you make 'em sign pre-nuptial agreements?

i mean if you didn't have a girlfriend and had nothing better to do for a year or so....
i know someone with a vietnamese mail order bride.. he's an ugly 50 year old.. she's not hot.. but she's a nice average 25 year old.. gets all the exercise he needs. all the cooking done.. if she complains he threatens to send her back on the plane.. - what a cunt!.. but.. jeez.. sweet set up

i mean what could they really do that was so bad while you were married?

Cooler · 04-29-2002, 04:50 PM

Damn guys - I spent 2 hours on browsing that website.

I've always knew russian girls are beautiful - luckily I live only 400 kilometers from Russian border - LOL

Some of them should join Pornolia Republic as well

04-29-2002, 02:06 PM	#1
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Im Getting Married! New from the Boneprone Family! As a gift to all members of the Famliy we will be giving away wives! Ive picked up 2 for myself. Take a look and give me your pick. http://bride.ru/ph/htcgi/ladies/19/19026P1.html I feel like picking up a few of them next week for a second load. You can make a nice little website with em, exploit em, fuck em silly, and have em clean your house and shit. These babes are hot. Get them while you can. Only from the Boneprone Family. Boneprone Family soon to be infested with Soviet Sluts! YEAH!!!! __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids. Last edited by boneprone; 04-29-2002 at 02:51 PM..

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Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	Will the boob job come before or after the wedding ceremony? __________________ just a little bit naughty

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Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	Wait a minute... Lana Lang from Smallville Last edited by Cheshire; 04-29-2002 at 02:26 PM..

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boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	i was thinking her. http://bride.ru/ph/htcgi/ladies/8/8276P2.html __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

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boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Change of mind. <img src="http://bride.ru/ph/phcgi/ladies/13/13185PP3.jpg"> http://bride.ru/ph/htcgi/ladies/13/13185P1.html __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids. Last edited by boneprone; 04-29-2002 at 02:43 PM..

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Mr. Grimm Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: New Orleans Posts: 65	we have a winner http://bride.ru/ph/htcgi/ladies/17/17567P1.html now where do i send the check? __________________ <a href="http://www.directnic.com>Directnic... 15.00 domain names, best customer support.</a>

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boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	dude, shes got legs! <img src="http://bride.ru/ph/phcgi/ladies/14/14563P2.jpg"> Looks all American to me! __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

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TopTGP Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: poco, BC, Canada Posts: 546	Jebus! Those mailorder brides are a ripoff. You get them over here, they marry you, they file for divorce a week later, and bang, there here (actually, Russia is a pretty cool place if you ignore the mafia and the police) __________________ I can't think of anything funny to say..

04-29-2002, 02:53 PM	#15
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	dude, they will stay with you for at least a year. I promise. This is the real deal. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

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04-29-2002, 02:57 PM	#20
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	How come there arent any NEGRO Soviets? I found a Jay-Lo one. <img src="http://bride.ru/ph/phcgi/ladies/18/18283P1.jpg"> Id fuck her. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids. Last edited by boneprone; 04-29-2002 at 02:58 PM..

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Shoplifter Richest man in Babylon Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Posts: 10,002 Posts: 5,726	Ha hah Russian wives! Kiss your ass(ets) goodbye! If you think Russian websites cheat then get ready for this lol!

04-29-2002, 02:59 PM	#22
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boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Im gunna have to go with Cheshire's pic and go with Lana Lang from SmallVille. <img src="http://bride.ru/ph/phcgi/ladies/19/19107PP1.jpg"> __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

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Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	http://bride.ru/ph/htcgi/ladies/18/18584PP2.html My perception of an ideal relationship: independent, interesting in every respect guy, who has all in his life except for nice girl like me .))))))))

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Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	Yeah, she looks like a nice girl. __________________ just a little bit naughty

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boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Id drop all these gals in an instant if adult.com would mail order me cheshire. Forget Mail order Soviets! I keep getting teased but no Kat. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

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railz Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 2,531	K I'll take the Tawnee look-a-like because she's just adoreable.. BUT http://www.1000-bad-russian-girls.co...1793&back=list The only reaosn I'd kick her out of bed would be so I could fuck her on the floor... __________________ This Space for Rent

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