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Old 03-16-2006, 04:42 PM   #1
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Roulette : Red or Black ???

I got fucked at roulette today.

Black came out 7 times in a row.

After it came out 3 times, i thought, it won't again... It did.

So i thought, a fifth time ? Nah... It did.

No way was i going for it to come out a sixth... It did.

Seven times ? Someone is taking the piss. Can't come out... It did.


I went home. With no money left.






The End...
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Old 03-16-2006, 04:44 PM   #2
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Neither. It's the worst even money bet in the casino. Take your money to the blackjack table or go put it on the pass line at the crap table.
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Old 03-16-2006, 04:47 PM   #3
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I went home. With no money left.
I thought you were gonna say "I logged off the casino. With no money left in my CC."
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Old 03-16-2006, 04:48 PM   #4
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Neither. It's the worst even money bet in the casino. Take your money to the blackjack table or go put it on the pass line at the crap table.
Yeah, i was thinking about changing. I've just always done roulette though...
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Old 03-16-2006, 04:51 PM   #5
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Sounds like my story, although Caribbean Stud did it for me. Not only that, the casino I went to, the lady at the next table got the Royal Flush, she cleaned up a smooth $90,000.00 tax free.
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Old 03-16-2006, 05:07 PM   #6
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Sounds like my story, although Caribbean Stud did it for me. Not only that, the casino I went to, the lady at the next table got the Royal Flush, she cleaned up a smooth $90,000.00 tax free.
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Old 03-16-2006, 05:08 PM   #7
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wesley snipes said it best in pass 57....... always bet on black
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Old 03-16-2006, 05:13 PM   #8
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wesley snipes said it best in pass 57....... always bet on black
Dammit, never saw that movie...
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Old 03-16-2006, 05:14 PM   #9
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That is why you play 2/3 of the table on the outside.
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Old 03-16-2006, 05:16 PM   #10
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wesley snipes said it best in pass 57....... always bet on black
i had that line in my head but i could not place it....thx
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Old 03-16-2006, 05:16 PM   #11
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Old 03-16-2006, 05:24 PM   #12
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That is why you play 2/3 of the table on the outside.
How do you mean ??
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Old 03-16-2006, 06:38 PM   #13
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I got fucked at roulette today.

Black came out 7 times in a row.

After it came out 3 times, i thought, it won't again... It did.

So i thought, a fifth time ? Nah... It did.

No way was i going for it to come out a sixth... It did.

Seven times ? Someone is taking the piss. Can't come out... It did.


I went home. With no money left.






The End...
Tip #1. Don't always trust your instinct..
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Old 03-16-2006, 06:44 PM   #14
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How do you mean ??
Bet on the first 12 and the second 12, same bet. Or second 12 and third 12. Etc...
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Old 03-16-2006, 06:51 PM   #15
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Bet on the first 12 and the second 12, same bet. Or second 12 and third 12. Etc...
LOL, that's how I bet too, when you take up 60% of the table+ and win on at least 1 of the lines, it doesn't hurt so bad, lol.
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Old 03-16-2006, 07:00 PM   #16
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You gotto play the streaks.....
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Old 03-16-2006, 07:02 PM   #17
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no skill to that game...zero
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Old 03-16-2006, 07:02 PM   #18
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Next time you get a repeat color, play both. yeah you are going against yourself, but what the heck.
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Old 03-16-2006, 07:03 PM   #19
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True there is no skill needed for this game but for some reason it's fun as hell to play.

I like to play red 5 every bet and I'm surprised at how many times I hit it.
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Old 03-16-2006, 11:19 PM   #20
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such is life... sometimes we win but more often than not, we find ourselves at the losing end.
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Old 03-16-2006, 11:22 PM   #21
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That is why you play 2/3 of the table on the outside.
I usually make mad money this way! This is how i earned all my hotel comps!
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Old 03-17-2006, 02:13 AM   #22
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LOL, that's how I bet too, when you take up 60% of the table+ and win on at least 1 of the lines, it doesn't hurt so bad, lol.
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Yeah, i thought thats what you's meant.

Only trouble is though, when the other 1/3 of the table comes up...
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Old 03-17-2006, 02:34 AM   #23
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I've seen the dealer spin 23 blacks in a row.. I was going to red
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I always do the 50/50, doubling my bets everytime I lose... too bad when black comes 7 times in a row though
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I've seen the dealer spin 23 blacks in a row.. I was going to red
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Old 03-17-2006, 02:58 AM   #26
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I lost 35 black jack hands in a row for $100+ a piece using the "can't possibly lose again philosophy". In roulette always bet the color that just came up, it's more rare to see a table go red/black/red/black/red/black than it is to see a string of 5+ the same color.
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Hardest thing to realize about Roulette is that no matter what color it landed on before (even if it was black or red 20 times in a row), that has absolutely NO BEARING on what color it will land on next; it is always a 50/50 shot (not really 50/50 because of 0 and 00 green, but you get the idea).
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Old 03-17-2006, 09:22 AM   #28
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I got fucked at roulette today.

Black came out 7 times in a row.

After it came out 3 times, i thought, it won't again... It did.

So i thought, a fifth time ? Nah... It did.

No way was i going for it to come out a sixth... It did.

Seven times ? Someone is taking the piss. Can't come out... It did.


I went home. With no money left.






The End...
Scientifically speaking it depends on the colour of the ball
if its silver then red, but if the ball is white then deffinately black

Naturally black attracts white, however .. black also absorbs heat better that red, so becomes warmer under the bright lights and attracts a white ball even more .. a silver ball reflects heat and therefore red is the best bet

our local casino has a white ball, and i ahve never left with less money than i started with
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