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Vidi Vici Veni
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Join Date: Nov 2002
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Outsourced designers...
So I tell my new designer today -
[13:38] Z - Ya, just do me a 195x60 for BC. It's for an ad on another escort site, grab the taglines from the page "Over 10,000 Escorts World Wide", "Live Video Chat", use high quality graphics, nothing fuzzy, leave some room for geo-targeting and just get the point across - come visit us. No need for a hard sale. [13:39] Designer - Ok sir, no problem :-) He sends me a .gif about 2 hours later that has a picture of a girl who looks like she's ready for Christian band camp and is half-asleep. The text scrolls...I shit you not, "Over 10,000 Escorts World Wide", "Live Video Chat" "High Quality Graphics" "Nothing Fuzzy" "Geo-Targeting" "Come Visit Us!" and then repeats the domain name, one word at a time, with .com separate three times...flashing. ![]() Hahahaaa ![]() |
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