(FUNNY MUST READ) Email we got from a girl wanting to be on LesbianTraining.com

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  • TeaseEntertainments2
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2002
    • 1492
    #1

    (FUNNY MUST READ) Email we got from a girl wanting to be on LesbianTraining.com

    is this girl ever horny... probably a joke but we get them all the time...

    From: *&%(*&(@aol.com [mailto$&(*%&%(*@aol.com]
    Sent: Wednesday, March 15, 2006 3:11 PM
    To: [email protected]
    Subject: (no subject)

    I saw your website lesbiantraining.com... Please email me at $%&%&%@aol.com,I really wanna be a lesbian and my dad doesn't approve, so I wanna have sex with a girl and i want it to be hardcore. I really want to become a lesbian and have sex with another girl but there is no lesbians around here and i would have to sneak around my dads back, so they would have to be youngish cuz i am and pleze send me an email back with a response. PLEASE LET ME BECOME A HARDCORE LESBIAN LIKE THE GIRLS ON YOUR WEBSITE. I AM HOT LIKE THEM!!! i AM WILLING TO DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!! AND ANYTHING INCLUDES HAVING A DILDO, FISTING,CAMS AND SOOOO MUCH MORE!!!!!!!!!

    EMAIL ME!! I'D LOVE TO SEE WHAT MEAT IS OUT THERE FOR ME.

    DAD WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO KNOW AND I REALLY WANNA HAVE SEX WITH ANOTHER GIRL/WOMAN. HARDCORE WITH N E THING AROUND/ TAPEING!!! PLEASE!!!!!

    REMEMBER:

    ANYTHING INCLUDES HAVING A DIDLOS,STRAP-ONS,ELECTRICAL SHOCKING(TO TEACH A LESSON), FISTING AND ANYTHING YOU OR I COULD THINK OF INCLUDEING FOOTING (LIKE FISTING WITH YOUR FOOT).

    P. S. I CAN DEAL WITH ANY AMOUNT OF PAIN YOU CAN GIVE ME

    From Logan A.K.A Lexa
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    • Manowar
      jellyfish  
      • Dec 2003
      • 71528
      #2
      sounds like a fun girl

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        • Ross
          Ik ben een aap
          • Sep 2002
          • 18874
          #3
          LOL prolly some 50 year old guy! Ask for pics see what happens...

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            • CuriousToyBoy
              Crazy Aussie Bastard
              • Aug 2005
              • 16787
              #4
              I hate it when the G/F gets bored at home......

              ;-)
              Celebs
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                • StuartD
                  Sofa King Band
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 29903
                  #5
                  Reminds me of another girl... only her stories started out with "this one time, at band camp..."
                  This is me on facebook
                  This is me on twitter

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                    • PaulB IYP
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2005
                      • 2164
                      #6
                      Originally posted by SlickCash Jordan
                      FOOTING (LIKE FISTING WITH YOUR FOOT).
                      lmao
                      paulb@itsyourporn
                      icq 292627919

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                        • Sosa
                          In Tushy Land
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 40149
                          #7
                          lol she knows alot!

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                            • Babagirls
                              Text Writer
                              • Feb 2001
                              • 18812
                              #8
                              sounds like daddy didnt give her enough hugs.




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                                • MichaelP
                                  Registered User
                                  • Aug 2003
                                  • 7124
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by StuartD
                                  Reminds me of another girl... only her stories started out with "this one time, at band camp..."


                                  With a Strap-on Flute ?

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                                    • gornyhuy
                                      Chafed.
                                      • May 2002
                                      • 18041
                                      #10
                                      I'd like to see some nice footing.

                                      icq:159548293

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                                        • GlydeGirl
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Feb 2005
                                          • 1516
                                          #11
                                          That's funny!

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                                            • tranza
                                              ICQ: 197-556-237
                                              • Jun 2003
                                              • 57559
                                              #12
                                              What was your reply?

                                              BTW: When are you going to hook me up with a couple of those lesbian training shirt?
                                              I'm just a newbie.

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                                                • adultfora
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Sep 2005
                                                  • 498
                                                  #13
                                                  lol.. a kid on 10 years with to much time on his hand..
                                                  yes i know - im a rabbit

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                                                    • fuzebox
                                                      making it rain
                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                      • 22353
                                                      #14
                                                      From Logan A.K.A Lexa

                                                      ???

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                                                        • Mr.Right - Banned For Life
                                                          I guarantee it
                                                          • May 2005
                                                          • 18314
                                                          #15
                                                          Did she send a pic.

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                                                            • HammerALL
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Apr 2004
                                                              • 3506
                                                              #16
                                                              DUDE - hook me up with her email NOW!

                                                              edit:

                                                              I can be a lesbian too!
                                                              Mario Amaral AKA: Hammerall
                                                              Affiliate Sales | Email:[email protected]
                                                              Skype: Hammerall | ICQ: 190272140

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                                                                • zigx
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                  • 1430
                                                                  #17
                                                                  prolly a 12 yearold boy on his friend's sisters acct
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                                                                    • LittleMack
                                                                      www.pornkings.com
                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                      • 4645
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Bring her in for an interview...sounds like a fun girl
                                                                      [email protected]

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                                                                        • the alchemist
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                                          • 3271
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Damn... she should have her own site then
                                                                          264 349 400

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                                                                            • tristan_D
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jul 2005
                                                                              • 7865
                                                                              #20
                                                                              sounds like she's one week away from being sent to a novice
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                                                                                • PixeLs
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                                                  • 11922
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  A promising career awaits that lady..

                                                                                  Make money on any traffic.
                                                                                  Bi-weekly payments with no hold.

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                                                                                    • gideongallery
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                                                      • 7082
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by StuartD
                                                                                      Reminds me of another girl... only her stories started out with "this one time, at band camp..."
                                                                                      bandies gone wild

                                                                                      “When crimes occur through the mail, you don’t shut the post office down,” Steve Wozniak

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