wooo hoo fresh page

fresh new page

2 more left for me

i am alsi leaving

lets go faster :)
and H-BomB again

bumping...

Bump Bump

h-bomb rocks

new pager for me :)
so i'll bump again

another bump

this is the last one for me today

An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. The 80-year-old says, "I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid trophy hunter and never misses a season. One day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his cane and went 'bang, bang'. Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?"

The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

nice storry sexybabe :)
Bump for that :)

As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange
buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her
daughter making passionate love with a vibrator.

Shocked, she asked, "What in the world are you doing?" The daughter
replied," Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is
about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me
alone."

The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the
other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed
his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator. To his query as to
what she was doing, the daughter said, "Dad, I'm thirty-five years old,
unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband.
Please, go away and leave me alone."

A couple days later, the wife and daughter came home from a shopping
trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing
noise coming from, of all places, the family room. They entered that area
and observed the father sitting on the couch, staring at the TV. The
vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.


The wife asked, "What the hell are you doing?"

The husband replied, "I'm watching the ball game with my son-in-law "

I pull off another win...losers

wait this is not a winning post..

bump bump

Who's there?

and still bumping :)
lets go faster

I thought it was a bump bump joke.

I'm back! How's this thing going? Need some bump bump?

I think it needs a little bump and grind.
:)

Let's move it on up to the next prize level!

bumping...

I am all in!

maybe it was Fizzgig ... who knows :) How are you ?

Nice bump, dude!

That is so lame.
:1orglaugh

It's not as lame as "bump bump". :)

bump it some more.

Maybe what was Fizzgig?

I'll do better than that, I'll thump it!

You could thrash it!

I could hump it...

Or you could jump it!

Yes, bump it.

If it was my thread, I could dump it :1orglaugh

just another bump ...
H3 is realy bomb :)

Did anyone pump it?
:)

I'll Forrest Gump it!

Now that's really lame.
:1orglaugh

We're almost on a fresh page. Why is that so important?

Bump is bump .. you can say what you want, but ... :))

It's good because if you're on the top of the page, everyone's looking at your signature while the page loads!

I do say what I want. Most of the time.

What next?

lol i bumped again

I'm speechless. Fortunately I'm not typeless.
:)

I want the sig spot. :)

I get it though!