I like money.

A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.

I like pussy.

There is a chasm
of carbon and silicon
the software can't bridge

Bump for pussycash

"3) For EVERY 1000 posts, the following six posts will win $50 - post #s: 169; 469; 472; 669;

769; 969; that means more chances of winning and $3,000 more in the pool."

-- William James
Acceptance of what has happened is the first step to overcoming the consequences of any misfortune.
Be not afraid of life.
Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact.
The art of becoming wise is the art of knowing what to overlook.

Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that

Hmm tell me more Freaky_Akula.

469 is next.

Pussycash is great

Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.

-- Japanese Proverb
When you have completed 95% of your journey you are halfway there.

Super fast now

bUmPpPpP

Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.

crap, this one is flying...

bye bye for now guys :)

going faster...

fresh page is now

Rather than a beep
Or a rude error message,
These words: "File not found."

pick up the....

To have no errors
Would be life without meaning
No struggle, no joy

Computers are dum: yesterday, he sayd: "Can't find printer." But the printer whas standing right next to it!!!

faster and faster

-bump-bump-

School: If time was money, I 've lost a fortune there

more bumps

I woke up this morning with a Power Ranger stuck in my Ass

congrats to the winners

Don't slow down!

"We need guns. Lots of guns."

another page is close

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Loser do there best, winners go home and fuck the prom queen

I'm back for some serious posting.

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Nope keeping it rocking.

MR. PINK
"Like a Virgin" is all about a
girl who digs a guy with a big
dick. The whole song is a
metaphor for big dicks.

MR. BLUE
No it's not. It's about a girl
who is very vulnerable and she's
been fucked over a few times.
Then she meets some guy who's
really sensitive--

MR. PINK
--Whoa...whoa...time out Greenbay.
Tell that bullshit to the
tourists.

JOE
(looking through his
address book)
Toby...who the fuck is Toby?
Toby...Toby...think...think...
think...

MR. PINK
It's not about a nice girl who
meets a sensitive boy. Now
granted that's what "True Blue" is
about, no argument about that.

MR. ORANGE
Which one is "True Blue?"

NICE GUY EDDIE
You don't remember "True Blue?"
That was a big ass hit for
Madonna. Shit, I don't even
follow this Tops In Pops shit, and
I've at least heard of "True
Blue."

MR. ORANGE
Look, asshole, I didn't say I
ain't heard of it. All I asked
was how does it go? Excuse me
for not being the world's biggest
Madonna fan.

MR. BROWN
I hate Madonna.

MR. BLUE
I like her early stuff. You know,
"Lucky Star," "Borderline" - but
once she got into her "Papa Don't
Preach" phase, I don't know, I
tuned out.

MR. PINK
Hey, fuck all that, I'm
making a point here. You're gonna
make me lose my train
of thought.

JOE
Oh fuck, Toby's that little china
girl.

MR. WHITE
What's that?

JOE
I found this old address book in a
jacket I ain't worn in a coon's
age. Toby what? What the fuck
was her last name?

MR. PINK
Where was I?

MR. ORANGE
You said "True Blue" was about a
nice girl who finds a sensitive
fella. But "Like a Virgin" was a
metaphor for big dicks.

MR. PINK
Let me tell ya what "Like a
Virgin"'s about. It's about some
cooze who's a regular fuck
machine.
I mean all the time, morning, day,
night, afternoon, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
dick.

MR. BLUE
How many dicks was that?

MR. WHITE
A lot.

MR. PINK
Then one day she meets a John
Holmes motherfucker, and it's
like, whoa baby. This mother
fucker's like Charles Bronson in
"The Great Escape." He's diggin
tunnels. Now she's gettin this
serious dick action, she's feelin
something she ain't felt since
forever. Pain.

JOE
Chew? Toby Chew? No.

MR. PINK
It hurts. It hurts her. It
shouldn't hurt. Her pussy should
be Bubble-Yum by now. But when
this cat fucks her, it hurts. It
hurts like the first time. The
pain is reminding a fuck machine
what is was like to be a virgin.
Hence, "Like a Virgin."