I?ll fund your entrepreneurial project - GoFuckYourself.com

noam · 02-15-2006, 05:39 PM

Got the skills but not the money? Want to lower your risk?

I'll fund your project up to $2,500, help with marketing and can offer some guidance and advice if you'd like. If you're interested, and meet the simple prerequisites below, e-mail a 1-page business plan to noam at kadanit.com

Prerequisites

1. A significant part of the work must be done by you or your associates. It can't all be outsourcing. For example, you might be a coder and use the money for design, hosting, content etc.

2. The money can't be used to pay for your own work, only for outsourcing, services, content, etc.

That's it. Those of you who've done business with me in the past know I mean business.

* Not limited to adult, mainstream projects welcome.

Halcyon · 02-15-2006, 05:40 PM

What do you expect for your 2500?

After Shock Media · 02-15-2006, 05:40 PM

I wish you the very best.

tony286 · 02-15-2006, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Halcyon

What do you expect for your 2500?

very good question , was curious myself

Validus · 02-15-2006, 05:43 PM

I got something for 800,000 EUR if you are interested

noam · 02-15-2006, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Halcyon

What do you expect for your 2500?

That obviously depends on the project and risk involved.

Typically I'd expect to make about 200% return within X months, and then you own the project. If you or the project don't make the 200% return when the deadline expires, I own 100% of the project.

For example, you get $1,000 to build a TGP. After 4 months, you can either pay back $2,000 - or I own the TGP.

But again, it really depends on the project.

detoxed · 02-15-2006, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by noam

That obviously depends on the project and risk involved.

Typically I'd expect to make about 200% return within X months, and then you own the project. If you or the project don't make the 200% return when the deadline expires, I own 100% of the project.

For example, you get $1,000 to build a TGP. After 4 months, you can either pay back $2,000 - or I own the TGP.

But again, it really depends on the project.

LOL wow, so you pay $2500, it earns $2000 in 4 months... you now own it. Earning $6000 a year on just 1 thing, while that guy is broke and still living in a trailer?

LOL Anyone need $2500?

J/k

polish_aristocrat · 02-15-2006, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Validus

I got something for 800,000 EUR if you are interested

hmmmmmmm

noam · 02-15-2006, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by detoxed

LOL wow, so you pay $2500, it earns $2000 in 4 months... you now own it. Earning $6000 a year on just 1 thing, while that guy is broke and still living in a trailer?

LOL Anyone need $2500?

J/k

No, if it makes $2000 in 4 months, you can put in the extra $500 yourself and own it.

czarina · 02-15-2006, 06:54 PM

I have a project but it will be in the hundred K area. But the return should come out in the hundred K a month.

chadglni · 02-15-2006, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by detoxed

LOL wow, so you pay $2500, it earns $2000 in 4 months... you now own it. Earning $6000 a year on just 1 thing, while that guy is broke and still living in a trailer?

LOL Anyone need $2500?

J/k

It's a good opportunity for certain people. I can think of 1000 things to start with $2500 that would return $5000 in 4 months. If somebody wants a risk free chance to make it then it could work out.

fetishblog · 02-15-2006, 06:56 PM

I'll take $2500 in advertising for secksee.com. But I won't give up 100% stake in my business because there is no way in hell you can guarantee a 200% return on an investment in a set period of time.

chadglni · 02-15-2006, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by fetishblog

I'll take $2500 in advertising for secksee.com. But I won't give up 100% stake in my business because there is no way in hell you can guarantee a 200% return on an investment in a set period of time.

JoeMeca · 02-15-2006, 07:20 PM

got icq? hitn me up sometime or post urs here thanks

WiredGuy · 02-15-2006, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halcyon

What do you expect for your 2500?

You'd be surprised actually. My little company was funded on $10,000. A dollar can stretch quite far if you want it really badly.
WG

Love Sex · 02-15-2006, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chadglni

It's a good opportunity for certain people. I can think of 1000 things to start with $2500 that would return $5000 in 4 months. If somebody wants a risk free chance to make it then it could work out.

bullshit, tell me 2 and i will give you a 25% of the money i make.

woj · 02-15-2006, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noam

No, if it makes $2000 in 4 months, you can put in the extra $500 yourself and own it.

Wouldn't he need to come up with $3k, since you want 200% return?

chadglni · 02-15-2006, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Love Sex

bullshit, tell me 2 and i will give you a 25% of the money i make.

The number of people I trust can be counted on 1 hand. It didn't start that small, that's what it's been narrowed down to over the years. I don't share much of anything anymore outside of a few trusted people, sorry.

chadglni · 02-15-2006, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by woj

Wouldn't he need to come up with $3k, since you want 200% return?

But I'd let woj babysit my sister.

noam · 02-15-2006, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chadglni

The number of people I trust can be counted on 1 hand. It didn't start that small, that's what it's been narrowed down to over the years. I don't share much of anything anymore outside of a few trusted people, sorry.

I like your attitude, though most people are too incompetent to execute on with a good idea.

datatank · 02-15-2006, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halcyon

What do you expect for your 2500?

Think he could make a veoh ?

LOL

$2500 wont get you very much TBH

robfantasy · 02-15-2006, 08:56 PM

why not get a credit card.

noam · 02-15-2006, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by datatank

Think he could make a veoh ?

LOL

$2500 wont get you very much TBH

Yeah, it's not a lot of money - but then again, I'm giving it away to pepole I don't know over the Internet. That's about as high risk as it gets.

jawanda · 02-15-2006, 09:03 PM

$2500 is not much, but there were times in my life when I didn't have any capitol but tons of great ideas and would have been all over this.

A great opportunity for smart, hungry people who need a jump-start on their ideas.

If you have a good business sense and use the money wisely, you could turn it into a profitable long term business.

It doesn't work out, you are back where you started.

Sounds like a deal to me

-P

Brujah · 02-15-2006, 09:08 PM

If the project sucks, the guy is stuck with a dud that he paid $2500 for. He's taking a lot of risk too.

sumphatpimp · 02-15-2006, 09:11 PM

you should try this scam on AOL, these guys are a little too smart for that bullshit.

HorseShit · 02-15-2006, 09:15 PM

so really you need to find someone because you can't do it yourself, congrats

Murderous · 02-15-2006, 09:20 PM

I was just talking to a friend of mine about a project I am working on. I would use the money to help keep the project under wraps while I set the foundation and advertise it as much as possible. Thus keeping others from stealing my Ideas.

Only problem is, everyone wants to know what I am up to before fronting the cash.

Catch 22 really.

datatank · 02-15-2006, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by noam

Yeah, it's not a lot of money - but then again, I'm giving it away to pepole I don't know over the Internet. That's about as high risk as it gets.

Good point. You are a braver man that me.

xenigo · 02-15-2006, 09:24 PM

I'd go through $2500 shooting 2 models. Then I'd have a 2 model paysite, and very few sales. Now if I had $45k and could shoot 30 models, I could turn much higher profits.

But I couldn't do shit with $2500. It'd be gone in a week.

arock10 · 02-15-2006, 09:26 PM

yeah, just got some credit cards if you believe your idea is going to make a 600% return a year. Heck, get some credit cards if you think its going to make a 50% return a year. Banks pay you 3% interest to use your money. So a return of 20% is pretty darn good, you've just got to go for volume. 600%? Yeah whatever.

mGreg · 02-15-2006, 09:28 PM

This is a good deal if your starting out. It's not the amount thats important. This is a chance to learn from, and build a relationship with an experienced webmaster.

noam · 02-15-2006, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by arock10

yeah, just got some credit cards if you believe your idea is going to make a 600% return a year. Heck, get some credit cards if you think its going to make a 50% return a year. Banks pay you 3% interest to use your money. So a return of 20% is pretty darn good, you've just got to go for volume. 600%? Yeah whatever.

And if your idea fails you're stuck with a credit card debt that can fuck up your life for a while if you can't pay it.

I'm not a loan shurk, if your idea fails you lose nothing but the time/resource you put in, and I lose my money.

I can also offer a bit more than just money. I work for a VC and know a thing or two about starting up.

crockett · 02-15-2006, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by datatank

Think he could make a veoh ?

LOL

$2500 wont get you very much TBH

I bought a existing site a while back for $1.5k that is making me at least $1k a month now. Sometimes the right deals come around if you have the money to take up the offer at that time.

But to start something new, $2.5k it isn't much.

WiredGuy · 02-15-2006, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mGreg

This is a good deal if your starting out. It's not the amount thats important. This is a chance to learn from, and build a relationship with an experienced webmaster.

I think that's what most people are missing out. The fact that you're getting help from someone with a background in adult goes a long way. You don't need to waste time repeating the same mistakes and I'm sure its in both parties interest for the financial backer to help out with advice in addition to funding. Sure, $2500 isn't much, but its a start. Wouldn't hurt to make the person he's investing into put up some of their own funds as well.

WG

CaptainHowdy · 02-15-2006, 09:38 PM

lets open a competition for epassporte!!

adultchica · 02-15-2006, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

You'd be surprised actually. My little company was funded on $10,000. A dollar can stretch quite far if you want it really badly.
WG

My investment in this industry was 20$ for a few domains and hosting, and 100$ advertising on google. On that, I have made a 2-3 K a month.

Pretty damn good, just don't have the money to invest all of my profits go to my bills. If I did, I'm sure I would be making a LOT more than that

arock10 · 02-15-2006, 09:44 PM

get some credit cards to pay the bills and ride the interest rates. If you can make that high of a return, paying interest is no big deal. 10% rate is nothing, that less then 1% of the total every month (ie, 1 signup making you $30 is 1% of $3000). So if you ran a balance of $3k you would just need 1 signup a month to cover your interest costs. Of course you would want to make a return off the money invested and you would also need to cover you on going costs (ie advertising and hosting).

arock10 · 02-15-2006, 09:44 PM

I'm a big fan of debt, if you can do something small and it makes money, you should just go all the way and make it big

arock10 · 02-15-2006, 09:46 PM

Also, you'd have to put a price on your time. You'd also need to put an estimate on future gains. You don't make much now, but as SE and bookmarkers add up, how much would you make then...

Alex · 02-15-2006, 09:48 PM

Hmmm..
Kinda shady.

I think i will take the $2500 and launch a TGP
Pay one of my designer friends $1000 for the design. Buy a $500 domain from another friend. And buy $1000 in advertising on a friends sites.

Then in four months i say i failed and turn over a shitty TGP. While getting $500 back from my designer. $250 from the guy i bought the domain for and $500 back from the guy i bought advertisng for.

Seems too good to be true.

noam · 02-15-2006, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Alex

Hmmm..
Kinda shady.

I think i will take the $2500 and launch a TGP
Pay one of my designer friends $1000 for the design. Buy a $500 domain from another friend. And buy $1000 in advertising on a friends sites.

Then in four months i say i failed and turn over a shitty TGP. While getting $500 back from my designer. $250 from the guy i bought the domain for and $500 back from the guy i bought advertisng for.

Seems too good to be true.

I might be a bit too involved for you to pull that off. Besides, working for a VC, I can typically smell a scam when I bump into one. But, that's indeed one of the risks. Good thing that $2,500 isn't a lot of money.

noam · 02-16-2006, 12:32 PM

bump for the morning crowd

GlydeGirl · 02-16-2006, 12:36 PM

This is funny in an ironic way... my sweetheart and I have our own home-based business (adult is my day job) and have spent several thousands of dollars of our own cash getting it going. In the very early days, when we could have really used some cash, nobody would invest -- but now that we have things up and running, opportunities for investment dollars keep popping up.

Murphy's Law is very cruel at times! LOL

Basic_man · 02-16-2006, 12:38 PM

I'm sure it's a good opportunity for alot of newbie

$5 submissions · 02-16-2006, 12:47 PM

$2500 can go a long way. One of my earliest mainstream projects was self-funded for less than $2000 in 1998. It still generates $85K to $120K a year. I'm a 1/3 partner in it now.

Noam, good idea re small scale venture capital, man!

noam · 02-16-2006, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $5 submissions

$2500 can go a long way. One of my earliest mainstream projects was self-funded for less than $2000 in 1998. It still generates $85K to $120K a year. I'm a 1/3 partner in it now.

Noam, good idea re small scale venture capital, man!

Thanks bro, can't hurt to try new things...

Are you still running webmaster labor?

lchaim · 02-16-2006, 01:01 PM

Interesting offer, but personally I am intrigued more by using this as a way to gather a load of business ideas for the mere 'possibility' of funding.

However, I do feel this may be a great possibility for someone. 2500 can do quite a bit actually.

Doctor Dre · 02-16-2006, 01:05 PM

lol
Not Jack I can do with $2500 ... smallest cities to open with our network would cost at least 4x that.

$5 submissions · 02-16-2006, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noam

Thanks bro, can't hurt to try new things...

Are you still running webmaster labor?

Yep and many other projects

02-15-2006, 05:39 PM	#1
noam Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 730	I?ll fund your entrepreneurial project Got the skills but not the money? Want to lower your risk? I'll fund your project up to $2,500, help with marketing and can offer some guidance and advice if you'd like. If you're interested, and meet the simple prerequisites below, e-mail a 1-page business plan to noam at kadanit.com Prerequisites 1. A significant part of the work must be done by you or your associates. It can't all be outsourcing. For example, you might be a coder and use the money for design, hosting, content etc. 2. The money can't be used to pay for your own work, only for outsourcing, services, content, etc. That's it. Those of you who've done business with me in the past know I mean business. * Not limited to adult, mainstream projects welcome.

02-15-2006, 05:40 PM	#2
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02-15-2006, 05:43 PM	#5
Validus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Calgary, Canada Posts: 4,012	I got something for 800,000 EUR if you are interested

02-15-2006, 06:54 PM	#10
czarina Webmaster Extraordinaire Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: A beautiful beach... Posts: 10,748	I have a project but it will be in the hundred K area. But the return should come out in the hundred K a month.

02-15-2006, 07:20 PM	#14
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02-15-2006, 09:03 PM	#24
jawanda Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,040	$2500 is not much, but there were times in my life when I didn't have any capitol but tons of great ideas and would have been all over this. A great opportunity for smart, hungry people who need a jump-start on their ideas. If you have a good business sense and use the money wisely, you could turn it into a profitable long term business. It doesn't work out, you are back where you started. Sounds like a deal to me -P

02-15-2006, 09:08 PM	#25
Brujah Beer Money Baron Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: brujah / gmail Posts: 22,157	If the project sucks, the guy is stuck with a dud that he paid $2500 for. He's taking a lot of risk too. __________________ Free Premium Domain Lists and Tools at Clickmojo.com For Sale: Obscenity.com

02-15-2006, 09:11 PM	#26
sumphatpimp Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,235	you should try this scam on AOL, these guys are a little too smart for that bullshit.

02-15-2006, 09:15 PM	#27
HorseShit Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 17,513	so really you need to find someone because you can't do it yourself, congrats

02-15-2006, 09:20 PM	#28
Murderous Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 3,938	I was just talking to a friend of mine about a project I am working on. I would use the money to help keep the project under wraps while I set the foundation and advertise it as much as possible. Thus keeping others from stealing my Ideas. Only problem is, everyone wants to know what I am up to before fronting the cash. Catch 22 really.

02-15-2006, 09:24 PM	#30
xenigo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oakland, CA Posts: 8,067	I'd go through $2500 shooting 2 models. Then I'd have a 2 model paysite, and very few sales. Now if I had $45k and could shoot 30 models, I could turn much higher profits. But I couldn't do shit with $2500. It'd be gone in a week.

02-15-2006, 09:26 PM	#31
arock10 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 6,218	yeah, just got some credit cards if you believe your idea is going to make a 600% return a year. Heck, get some credit cards if you think its going to make a 50% return a year. Banks pay you 3% interest to use your money. So a return of 20% is pretty darn good, you've just got to go for volume. 600%? Yeah whatever. __________________ Sup

02-15-2006, 09:28 PM	#32
mGreg Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 602	This is a good deal if your starting out. It's not the amount thats important. This is a chance to learn from, and build a relationship with an experienced webmaster.

02-15-2006, 09:38 PM	#36
CaptainHowdy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Happy in the dark. Posts: 93,574	lets open a competition for epassporte!!

02-15-2006, 09:44 PM	#38
arock10 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 6,218	get some credit cards to pay the bills and ride the interest rates. If you can make that high of a return, paying interest is no big deal. 10% rate is nothing, that less then 1% of the total every month (ie, 1 signup making you $30 is 1% of $3000). So if you ran a balance of $3k you would just need 1 signup a month to cover your interest costs. Of course you would want to make a return off the money invested and you would also need to cover you on going costs (ie advertising and hosting). __________________ Sup

02-15-2006, 09:46 PM	#40
arock10 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 6,218	Also, you'd have to put a price on your time. You'd also need to put an estimate on future gains. You don't make much now, but as SE and bookmarkers add up, how much would you make then... __________________ Sup

02-15-2006, 09:48 PM	#41
Alex So Fucking Banned (YEA!!) Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 10,963	Hmmm.. Kinda shady. I think i will take the $2500 and launch a TGP Pay one of my designer friends $1000 for the design. Buy a $500 domain from another friend. And buy $1000 in advertising on a friends sites. Then in four months i say i failed and turn over a shitty TGP. While getting $500 back from my designer. $250 from the guy i bought the domain for and $500 back from the guy i bought advertisng for. Seems too good to be true. __________________ Care about me? Who? Me! Who?

02-16-2006, 12:32 PM	#43
noam Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 730	bump for the morning crowd

02-16-2006, 12:36 PM	#44
GlydeGirl Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,516	This is funny in an ironic way... my sweetheart and I have our own home-based business (adult is my day job) and have spent several thousands of dollars of our own cash getting it going. In the very early days, when we could have really used some cash, nobody would invest -- but now that we have things up and running, opportunities for investment dollars keep popping up. Murphy's Law is very cruel at times! LOL

02-16-2006, 12:38 PM	#45
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02-16-2006, 12:47 PM	#46
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02-16-2006, 01:01 PM	#48
lchaim Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: West Coast Posts: 626	Interesting offer, but personally I am intrigued more by using this as a way to gather a load of business ideas for the mere 'possibility' of funding. However, I do feel this may be a great possibility for someone. 2500 can do quite a bit actually. __________________ L'Chaim: interj. Pronunciation Key (la khi yem) - Literally "To Life." Used as a toast.