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Herb Kornfield 03-16-2006 07:09 AM

1. The ability to travel across my country as I choose anytime.
2. Geography - From ice and cold to deserts and insane heat.
3. Women - Crazy hot honeys.
4. Cars - Classic heavy metal that other countries cant touch EVER.
5. People - Its a total melting pot of everything. You see all sides of life.
6. Rights - Free speech, freedom to gather peacefully, etc.
7. Abilites - We can feed ourselves, defend ourselves and support ourselves.
8. Food - The scope of regional dishes is insane. You can get nearly anything
9. History - Vibrant history of whats makes my homeland great
10. Power - The US has absolute power. Anyone else is a few hours flight time from being wiped off the map.

Hate it if you want, but when it comes down to it, the United States is the top dog on the Globe. We just have a fucked up leader at the momment, but, that can change here and all is well in no time.

Without the US, the rest of the world would be eating sand

aico 03-16-2006 07:12 AM

1. Most Americans are lazy fat fuckers so it's easy to get ahead.
2. I can write about book about how to lose weight, and get really rich, because (see #1) no one here wants to exercise & eat healthy.
3. I can take a picture of a Celebrity with their kid and make $25k - $100k with it.
4. The majority of good looking girls don't speak English, so they aren't annoying.
5. The middle part of our country is not only the least educated but they also make all the important decisions for us.
6. Almost 1 year after Katrina and we still haven't figured out how to get the refridgerators out of the trees.
7. Murderers & Child molestors get off while pot smokers get 5 years.
8. We need warnings on gas pumps to tell us not to smoke near them and not to inhale the fumes.
9. We refuse to use the metric system, but we label everything with the metric system.
10. In and Out Burgers...

DutchTeenCash 03-16-2006 07:16 AM

well the fact you guys pay like half for a car we do is pretty nice

DutchTeenCash 03-16-2006 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by aico
10. In and Out Burgers...

I gotta try them next week in PHX :)

aico 03-16-2006 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by thinkx
I gotta try them next week in PHX :)

Get the Double Double... mmm that shit is goooood.

Theo 03-16-2006 07:21 AM

1) Gangsta Rap
2) Manipulation by Media
3) Citizens with Short Memory
4) Hollywood Movies
5) Massive Market
6) Iraqi Freedom Fighters
7) Stingray Corvette
8) American History (shortest college course in Europe)
9) CIA, NSA, FBI
10) Drive-by-Shooting

nico-t 03-16-2006 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Kevsh
Good lord ... at first I thought you were kidding but ... are these REALLY the reasons you love America? I mean, the best you can come up with?

Let me see if I can add a little something ;)


That's your #1? Okay.


I'm guessing you're female at this point... and a typically classy American one at that


True, one-word sentences are easy to grasp ... even for inbred hicks


That's because America is the ONLY place where you have all-you-can-eat restaurants ... and for good reason (it makes people obese)


If your family lives in a trailer park ...


Ok, now I know you live in Armpit, Oklahoma. If you drive up the interstate, you can probably find a few abandoned ones for free.


I'm not sure where you lived "abroad" but 90% of the countries I've visited, the women are FAR more beautiful than here in N.America - makeup not required


With your $200 car, I'm sure you're going to need one...



Agree with you on that one
:thumbsup

summed it up perfectly :thumbsup :winkwink:

Phoenix 03-16-2006 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by The Truth Hurts
what's the connection people keep making between walmart and trailer parks?

it's a fucking store... like any other...
they sell the same shit, and then some...
why the hate?

do some people just have a problem with convenience?
or do you prefer overpaying out your ass at individual mom-and-pop shops?


Walmart is driving the price and the quality of the goods available to you down.

They buy cheaper goods to put the little guys around them out of business. then the smaller guys buy cheaper goods to compete, until everyone is slinging shit, and that is all you are left with.


i personally banned myself form walmart, i also voted against it during school i was on the executive board of CPES for guelph...so we had one vote....it counted and they are not in guelph.

if you shop at walmart you are hurting your own country and the people around you. I also dont like how we allowed them to just buy up prime realestate all over the country. another brilliant move.

TheLegacy 03-16-2006 07:34 AM

best thing I like about the USA? Nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to live there

Canibal-7 03-16-2006 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Herb Kornfield
Without the US, the rest of the world would be eating sand



Without the US, the reast of the world would be a nice place.

SomeCreep 03-16-2006 07:35 AM

50 great things about the USA

Antonio 03-16-2006 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by potter
  • ....Though we're still better than you, and we will come kick your ass...

Don't know about that, a country the size of my dick (Vietnam) kicked YOUR ass.

Canibal-7 03-16-2006 07:44 AM

1 - Killed off all the indians yet brag about their great and insipiring forefathers.

2 - Vietnam War


3 - Nobody votes.

4 - 60 % of the population is overweight.

5 - Ilegal Irak war

6 - Bomd other countries back to the stone age in the name of freedom.

7 - Christian ultraright

8 - Nobody knows who really killed Kennedy yet who the fuck cares?

9 - Anybody who ever made a difference (Martin Luther King Jr, JFK, RFK, Malcom X) was killed.

10 - Do you feel sad or depressed? Are you worried about something? Scared of terrorism?? It's okay, just go shopping.

Canibal-7 03-16-2006 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Antonio
Don't know about that, a country the size of my dick (Vietnam) kicked YOUR ass.



Oooohh, that had to hurt!

Canibal-7 03-16-2006 07:52 AM

Now for the good things:


1- Professional sports are fun.

2 - Great doctors.

3 - Nice schools with excellent teachers.

4 - Welfare.

5 - Cheap stuff in comparison to other countries.

6 - DirecTV with SUnday Ticket.

7 - US Passports

8 - Criminals actually go to jail (sometimes)

9 - Used to make really great movies, although they mostly suck now.

10 - Constitution.

Kevsh 03-16-2006 08:22 AM

I apologize in advance ... I couldn't resist ...

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Originally Posted by Canibal-7
2 - Great doctors.

You only have to be a millionaire to afford one...

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Originally Posted by Canibal-7
3 - Nice schools with excellent teachers.

As long as you're wearing Kevlar, you should get through the day

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Originally Posted by Canibal-7
4 - Welfare.

Yea, it's working wonders. You may not believe this, but there are countries in Europe with almost no homelessness. Now that is something to be proud of.

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Originally Posted by Canibal-7
6 - DirecTV with SUnday Ticket.

Good point :thumbsup

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Originally Posted by Canibal-7
8 - Criminals actually go to jail (sometimes)

If they are a visible minority, it's virtually assured.

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Originally Posted by Canibal-7
10 - Constitution.

That comes from all those buffets ...
err, sorry, I thought you said "constipation".

Canibal-7 03-16-2006 08:28 AM

Good stuff. :thumbsup


Did you read my post for 10 worst things? Please do one about them!!

directfiesta 03-16-2006 08:58 AM

Only need one to fuck it up :

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/i/msnbc/Co...veWar_745p.jpg

Looks like another guy from the late 30's ...

leggs 03-16-2006 10:15 AM

I don't care what anyone says.
Because of my husband's lousy choice of profession and his refusal to return to Canada and adult. I have seen the alternative and let me say this.

Yea ok,

Wallmart drives the prices down and puts mom and pop out of business. Nobody seems to remember when Walmart used to be Wolworths and Wolco. If the little guys hustled and used creative thinking, he could one day be just as big.

That's what can happen in a free and open market economy. If you don't like capitalism... Move to france and enjoy socialism.

2) The war sucks, Bush sucks, crime sucks and there are many fat idiot americans. But with a country of almost 300 million and the fact that even a street begger in Los Angeles can earn close to $15 an hour. They have got to be doing something right.

So fuck you all.
U.S.A. ALL THE WAY!!

And that's from a Canadienne indian tipping her hat to the greatest neighbour and allie a nation can have.

Canibal-7 03-16-2006 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by lilith_godess
never been there, but i love still it...here's my list:
1-native americans
2-native americans
3-native americans
4-native americans
......
......
10-native americans...

:flagface :pimp




Are there any left?

bastardsquad 03-16-2006 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by The Truth Hurts
do you prefer overpaying out your ass at individual mom-and-pop shops?

any chance i get...i would rather pay a little more and know that the money i spent went into the pocket of someone in my community instead of major corporations trying to drive out small private owned businesses all over the country...:2 cents:

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Originally Posted by Phoenix
Walmart is driving the price and the quality of the goods available to you down.

They buy cheaper goods to put the little guys around them out of business. then the smaller guys buy cheaper goods to compete, until everyone is slinging shit, and that is all you are left with.

if you shop at walmart you are hurting your own country and the people around you. I also dont like how we allowed them to just buy up prime realestate all over the country. another brilliant move.

backed 100%...:thumbsup

Webby 03-16-2006 01:33 PM

OK.. briefly as possible..

The USA is a wonderful part of the American continent... Only me, but I doubt folks actually realise this and take it for granted.

Environmentally, the USA is also a region which is being demolished rapidly. There are many forest areas where clouds of pollution have literally killed off many 1000's of hectares - ya gotta see the before and after pics - it's damned sad. Tho this is common with some other regions on the same latitude - eg China, where they have plans to do exactly the same thing, but not implemented this fully to show the effects.

A lack of environmental policy, or one which leans towards dollar values, is extremely detrimental to the US. It's not sustainable to have an area with only 5% of the world population consuming approximately 25% of natural resources.

The US has been an innovator in many areas of technology and science, tho appears to have missed out in the manufacturing and export sectors. Manufactuing industries are now very weak.

Economically, the US has few trade surpluses. The only remaining trade surpluses are in wheat and arms. Meanwhile, imports to the US are high and causing foreign debt to build to a level which, again, is unsustainable. The US is rapidly becoming the world's major creditor and, at this time, there appear to be no solid foundation or criteria on which these loans can be repaid. Several debtor nations and companies have elected to purchase US companies/assets, tho the reasoning appears to be twofold in that debts are converted to assets and also further opening up of the US market. This trend appears to be increasing.

Taxation in the US is more of less on par with similiar highly-geared western countries. Taxation spending is in excess of tax income. There was a "tradition" over some decades to allocate approximately 30 cents of tax revenue on arms and military forces, tho this has increased over the last few years.

The channeling of tax revenues into military resources places the US outside the normal pattern of other western countries where taxpayers can personally see extra benefits for their taxation in comparison to the their counterparts in the US. This is clear from areas such as health and education.

Bottom line... The above is only a small part of the picture, but probably mentions main elements. The US is equivalent to a business in a serious financial condition and with minimum stock in the warehouse. The business is maximizing it's loans to pay it's overheads, but without a strategy to sell product to earn a profit to repay loans. On the environmental side, the business has contracted to place a mushroom cloud of pollution over it's premises. The employee benefits and pension plans are being cut or removed to avoid the business going bust. Meanwhile, competitors in the business are moving ahead at a rate where it will be hard to catch up. The management of the company are very aware of the situation, but as is not uncommon, in a state of denial.

Only my :2 cents: worth, but the US very seriously needs to get a grip of the real status of the world, quit relying on cheap imports (which are not cheap in reality), forget trying to be the world's policeman for whatever reasons, start innovating and developing on a serious scale with a view to exporting and changing that killer trade balance, adopt a genuine environmental policy, get a fiscal policy moving that is sustainable and with a view to addressing the issues of it's own people as regards to health, pensions and education.

Little doubts... if there is no change, the spiral is moving downwards.



PS.. Despite that, I like the country and it's people - who couldn't?

Drake 03-16-2006 01:56 PM

1) Constitution
2) Capitalism

Almost everything else is an offshoot of those two.


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