What is a boner ?

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  • DarkJedi
    No Refunds Issued.
    • Feb 2001
    • 28301

    #1

    What is a boner ?

    Check out this movi script:

    Dark smoke fills the scene and pump up music slowly gets louder. The audience sees a ninja and his girlfriend eating at a super expensive restaurant. The girlfriend is so hot that steam is coming out of her mouth or hair. Some old idiot is sitting by the couple. The idiot is giving the girlfriend "the eye" and popping like 16 boners. But the ninja sees the boners and the music really pumps up. The audience knows this guy is dead meat for sure. But out of nowhere, the old idiot pulls off his jacket to show that he is a pirate with lasers and everything. The ninja is like yeah right who cares and then pops the biggest boner ever, bigger than the biggest blackest boner alive. The ninja's boner smashes the entire restaurant. Every single one of the pirate's boners explodes while making a whistling sound. The ninja looks back at his girlfriend. She smiles and they pork.




    what's a boner ?
  • Bobo
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2002
    • 2253

    #2
    The thing dad use to put in your mouth.

    Seriously though, I don't know.

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    • gornyhuy
      Chafed.
      • May 2002
      • 18041

      #3
      don't worry about the boner thing...
      what does pork mean?

      [that ninja shit is so fucking funny.]

      icq:159548293

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      • UnseenWorld
        Confirmed User
        • May 2001
        • 5279

        #4
        Originally posted by gornyhuy
        don't worry about the boner thing...
        what does pork mean?

        [that ninja shit is so fucking funny.]
        A boner is what you use to pork somebody.
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        • lagwagon
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2001
          • 8464

          #5
          some sort of ultimate ninja power... funny that you are linking to that site. a friend of mine showed me that site a while ago and i laughed my ass off.

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          • dickblast
            Confirmed User
            • Oct 2002
            • 666

            #6
            http://www.foreplayprimer.com/Glossa...hp?threadid=12
            Ben Curtis is a Ninja

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            • dickblast
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2002
              • 666

              #7
              good ninjas will combine the boner with

              DIM MAK
              Ben Curtis is a Ninja

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              • redmf
                Registered User
                • Oct 2002
                • 77

                #8
                Originally posted by gornyhuy
                don't worry about the boner thing...
                what does pork mean?

                [that ninja shit is so fucking funny.]





                pork the other WHITE MEAT?
                http://www.rachelseroticdiary.com

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