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Cory W · 03-10-2006, 02:33 PM

Basically, the dogs are not allowed in our home office anymore because my girlfriend keeps her shoes in that closet, and a few past experiences have shown that the dogs will eat her shoes. I promised that I would not let them run around in there.

This morning I was working from home and got really busy. I knew the dogs were running about the office, but didn't think about it. I trusted the little hounds would do me right, seeing I was showing confidence in them.

I turned around to this:

I took the shot, but I also yelled at her. She then ran:

What should I do? The way I see it, I really only have a few options:

1) Tell her the truth.

In my opinion, this never works out. But I will leave it as an option.

2) Put the shoes back in the closet and when she finds them, just deny it.

3) Throw the shoes out and hope she doesn't notice it or thinks she lost them. She has more shoes than a bar has drinks, it is possible she will just think they are misplaced.

wdsguy · 03-10-2006, 02:34 PM

take 3. Easy choice.

EdgeXXX · 03-10-2006, 02:35 PM

RUN!

seeric · 03-10-2006, 02:35 PM

its a no win situation bro. been in that situation, but i got rid of the girlfriend and kept the dogs.

i'd just tell her and get it over with. could be the best bet at this point.

DeanCapture · 03-10-2006, 02:35 PM

Honesty is the best policy

Offer to buy her a new pair - that should do it

Rand · 03-10-2006, 02:36 PM

Option 3 bro! Option 3 is the way to go!

Why cause drama! Even US law let's you take the 5th so you don't have to self incriminate!

They are just shoes. If she ever does notice they are missing, it might be fun to watch her look for them. lol

DutchTeenCash · 03-10-2006, 02:37 PM

telling the truths helps

and letting her pick one of these

http://www.neimanmarcus.com/store/ca...sterId=&cmCat=

Mickey_ · 03-10-2006, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WEG Cory

Basically, the dogs are not allowed in our home office anymore because my girlfriend keeps her shoes in that closet, and a few past experiences have shown that the dogs will eat her shoes. I promised that I would not let them run around in there.

This morning I was working from home and got really busy. I knew the dogs were running about the office, but didn't think about it. I trusted the little hounds would do me right, seeing I was showing confidence in them.

I turned around to this:

I took the shot, but I also yelled at her. She then ran:

What should I do? The way I see it, I really only have a few options:

1) Tell her the truth.

In my opinion, this never works out. But I will leave it as an option.

2) Put the shoes back in the closet and when she finds them, just deny it.

3) Throw the shoes out and hope she doesn't notice it or thinks she lost them. She has more shoes than a bar has drinks, it is possible she will just think they are misplaced.

If you decide to go with #2 or #3 make sure she doesn't read GFY.

ps. #3 seems like a safe choice, but it's not very ethical.

Tom_PM · 03-10-2006, 02:38 PM

option 4: "Honey lets go out" Go directly to a great shoe store and after she picks out a NEW pair, buy her the replacement pair..

ie: build a hill before you go in the hole.

Vlad · 03-10-2006, 02:38 PM

go with the first option

buy her some new pair also !

and get some place to store a shoes hehe

sickkittens · 03-10-2006, 02:38 PM

#1. Be a man. If she flips out, dump her and keep the dogs.

Mickey_ · 03-10-2006, 02:41 PM

or option #4: Tell her to lock the damn closet if she doesn't want the dogs to chew her shoes up...

Phoenix · 03-10-2006, 02:42 PM

best your wallet out and go shopping

Halcyon · 03-10-2006, 02:42 PM

First tell her you are pregnant...then the shoe news won't seem so bad.

WiredGuy · 03-10-2006, 02:43 PM

Option 3. If she starts getting suspicious, run out and buy a replacement pair asap and then stash them in the back.
WG

Libertine · 03-10-2006, 02:44 PM

Buy her two new pairs, take her out to dinner, get her drunk, then tell her.

Manowar · 03-10-2006, 02:46 PM

cool stuff

Sosa · 03-10-2006, 02:46 PM

lol just tell her. Let her be pissed for the night

RyuLion · 03-10-2006, 02:47 PM

lol, funny thread. Honesty is the best policy..

BradShaw · 03-10-2006, 02:49 PM

Dump her, it is the smart choice. You are too young and cute to be so tied down!

axelcat · 03-10-2006, 02:49 PM

number 3 sounds great

The Adult Broker · 03-10-2006, 02:50 PM

a nice dinner and bottle of wine waiting for her when she gets home and tell her you have bad news and good news for her. tell her the truth, that you were aware of protecting her shoes, you got distracted, you punished the pooches for her honor.

and at the place setting of the table have a wonderful little gift card for lots of money to the best shoe store in town

FUCKuPAYme · 03-10-2006, 02:50 PM

throw the shoes out and blame it on the nomes

Or replace them with a new pair..

If you like drama blame it on the Dog

Raven · 03-10-2006, 02:52 PM

Show her the pics, Cory. The guilty look is enough to melt anyone. Then, immediately take her to the store and buy her two pairs of shoes.

BradShaw · 03-10-2006, 02:52 PM

Forget wine, GHB and she will forget all about it.

LauraLee · 03-10-2006, 02:53 PM

Option #1. If you share the same dwelling it pretty much means ya love the girl right?
If the shoe was on the other foot, would you want/expect your significant other to be honest with you?

I know what a boring answer, i like halcyons best.

sperbonzo · 03-10-2006, 02:53 PM

present her with a new pair of dog-skin shoes.

(just kidding)

Cory W · 03-10-2006, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Adult Broker

a nice dinner and bottle of wine waiting for her when she gets home and tell her you have bad news and good news for her. tell her the truth, that you were aware of protecting her shoes, you got distracted, you punished the pooches for her honor.

and at the place setting of the table have a wonderful little gift card for lots of money to the best shoe store in town

Hahaha Lori is on team girl!

GTS Mark · 03-10-2006, 02:54 PM

Get your ass to the shoe store, that is the answer LOL!

DH

Cory W · 03-10-2006, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LauraLee

Option #1. If you share the same dwelling it pretty much means ya love the girl right?
If the shoe was on the other foot, would you want/expect your significant other to be honest with you?

I know what a boring answer, i like halcyons best.

haha

You and Lori

WebairGerard · 03-10-2006, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Halcyon

First tell her you are pregnant...then the shoe news won't seem so bad.

Cory W · 03-10-2006, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by DrinkingHARDEST

Get your ass to the shoe store, that is the answer LOL!

DH

God, this will cost.

I may place one of the dogs on ebay.

SleazyDream · 03-10-2006, 02:56 PM

the dog's more important than the bitch.

throw the shoes out. if it ever ends up in trouble tell her you forgot to tell her about the shoes.

Cory W · 03-10-2006, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by BradShaw

Dump her, it is the smart choice. You are too young and cute to be so tied down!

My saving grace is that she loves the puppy.

I would be up a creek otherwise.

webair · 03-10-2006, 02:57 PM

ya man i have the same issue with my dogs id say your best option is make your girl a nice dinner anand or take her out...get her in a sweet mood then tell her.
Good luck with that one bro!!!

cute fucking dog btw!

Cory W · 03-10-2006, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thinkx

telling the truths helps

and letting her pick one of these

http://www.neimanmarcus.com/store/ca...sterId=&cmCat=

You keep that link to yourself!

haha

iamkathi · 03-10-2006, 03:09 PM

Tell her the truth. And then tell her because you can't trust those little devils and you love her so much you have decided to get rid of the dogs, they are going to Auntie Kathi's house in Georgia. We only wear flip flops here and they can be replaced for $2.99 at Old Navy.

Those dogs have to go.....to Georgia

jennym · 03-10-2006, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Mickey-AWE

or option #4: Tell her to lock the damn closet if she doesn't want the dogs to chew her shoes up...

Pretty simple. Actually, simply closing the door would work fine.

MetaMan · 03-10-2006, 03:16 PM

i would just fuck her in the ass, solves all problems.

Cory W · 03-10-2006, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iamkathi

Tell her the truth. And then tell her because you can't trust those little devils and you love her so much you have decided to get rid of the dogs, they are going to Auntie Kathi's house in Georgia. We only wear flip flops here and they can be replaced for $2.99 at Old Navy.

Those dogs have to go.....to Georgia

I may well let them spend a summer out there if this behavior keeps up!

Cory W · 03-10-2006, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jennym

Pretty simple. Actually, simply closing the door would work fine.

There are too many shoes.

Peaches · 03-10-2006, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iamkathi

Tell her the truth. And then tell her because you can't trust those little devils and you love her so much you have decided to get rid of the dogs, they are going to Auntie Kathi's house in Georgia. We only wear flip flops here and they can be replaced for $2.99 at Old Navy.

Those dogs have to go.....to Georgia

I dunno - Ariel chewed up the top of the stairs last weekend. She might be taking a trip to Aunt Kathi's house too!!

I swear I thought I had rats or woodpeckers in the house or something. And she's still barking at her reflection in the fireplace glass, all the glass windows and doors and the TV. Crazy dog.

iamkathi · 03-10-2006, 03:40 PM

It must be something in the breed.

I do private one on one doggie consultations if this behavior continues.

...wait, that sounds strange, but you know what I mean

Peaches · 03-10-2006, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by iamkathi

It must be something in the breed.

I do private one on one doggie consultations if this behavior continues.

...wait, that sounds strange, but you know what I mean

I think it's the COLOR and breed. My fawns never chewed anything but chewies

Then again, Ariel actually knows how to play fetch and will drop whatever she went to get. Ferdinand will grip it until you manage to rip it out of his mouth and if I throw something for Meg to fetch, she just gives that "You have GOT to be kidding!" look and rolls over for a belly rub.

tony286 · 03-10-2006, 03:58 PM

lots of toys help that and also there are sprays you can spray the shoes with and the dog wont go near them. Teach the dog dont not let it in the room.

stickyfingerz · 03-10-2006, 04:09 PM

Yup buy her a new pair of her choice. End of problems.

Cory W · 03-10-2006, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404

lots of toys help that and also there are sprays you can spray the shoes with and the dog wont go near them. Teach the dog dont not let it in the room.

We tried the spray, but the little one could care less.

We have a lot of toys, they do help us, but sometimes shoes are added to the rotation anyways

Peaches · 03-10-2006, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404

lots of toys help that and also there are sprays you can spray the shoes with and the dog wont go near them. Teach the dog dont not let it in the room.

Teaching a pug something!!

You can teach pugs to eat and sleep. Beyond that, you're the one who gets trained

Peaches · 03-10-2006, 04:14 PM

I just caught Ariel playing with my travel pillow - BRB.....

Rochard · 03-10-2006, 04:23 PM

Oh shit.... I though you were in a jail in TJ or something Cory!

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Cory W Deeply shallow Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Hollywood, Ca. Posts: 9,133	I am in trouble and I need some advice (pics) Basically, the dogs are not allowed in our home office anymore because my girlfriend keeps her shoes in that closet, and a few past experiences have shown that the dogs will eat her shoes. I promised that I would not let them run around in there. This morning I was working from home and got really busy. I knew the dogs were running about the office, but didn't think about it. I trusted the little hounds would do me right, seeing I was showing confidence in them. I turned around to this: I took the shot, but I also yelled at her. She then ran: What should I do? The way I see it, I really only have a few options: 1) Tell her the truth. In my opinion, this never works out. But I will leave it as an option. 2) Put the shoes back in the closet and when she finds them, just deny it. 3) Throw the shoes out and hope she doesn't notice it or thinks she lost them. She has more shoes than a bar has drinks, it is possible she will just think they are misplaced. __________________ ICQ: 292310358 Offering writing and content services (mainstream). Marketing for L3 Payments

03-10-2006, 02:34 PM	#2
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seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	its a no win situation bro. been in that situation, but i got rid of the girlfriend and kept the dogs. i'd just tell her and get it over with. could be the best bet at this point.

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Rand Industry Vet Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Santa Monica, CA Posts: 2,663	Option 3 bro! Option 3 is the way to go! Why cause drama! Even US law let's you take the 5th so you don't have to self incriminate! They are just shoes. If she ever does notice they are missing, it might be fun to watch her look for them. lol

03-10-2006, 02:38 PM	#10
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03-10-2006, 04:09 PM	#46
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