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>> EPOCH / WEG Cash - Saguaro Soiree Contest & Judges Announced!
Everyone attending the Phoenix Forum March 30 - April 1 is invited to attend the Saguaro Soiree being held at The Library Friday night beginning at 9pm.
This years party, co-sponsored by Epoch Systems and WEG Cash, will be a night of glitz, glamor, and debauchery as guests enter on the red carpet for an evening you'll never forget! To make things a bit more interesting, there will be cash prizes awarded for several categories. Our celebrity judges will review photos of the evening after the Phoenix Forum and choose the winners so be sure to smile for the cameras and become special friends with the judges. $500 cash award to each winner in the following categories: Best Cleavage - Need we say more? Biggest Pimp - Best Pimp Outfit and matching attitude. The "Skin" Award - Most "legally" revealing. Sexiest Girl - Personality goes a long way... Sexiest Guy - Unfortunately Cory and I can not be considered. Branding Award - Who is the most obvious program whore? Bling Award - Who wore the most bling or made the best entrance? Most Uncharacteristic - Who shocked us most with their outfit? Worst Dressed - Nominees are already being taken for this one! WEG Cash Cory - Please tell our lucky contestants who the celebrity judges will be so they know who to start warming up to!
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You're my boy rand! Good contest!
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Nice!!
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I may have to break out the really feaky shit to win this "uncharacteristic" thingy!
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We have judges and well, we have some sources about our judges! Here is what the tabloids are saying about ?whose who? in the world of celebrity judging!
-------------------------- Lets give a round of applause for??.Eric ?The Captain!? Recently denied that he was hanging out in a Lake Tahoe Jacuzzi with nine dudes, Eric is a guy?s guy that is no stranger to red carpets. Rumor has it he had a red carpet and lighting system installed on the sidewalk leading up to his front door! Talk about arriving in style! ----------------------- GFY, how about a warm welcome for Mike, GM of Vivid Cash!!!! Mike has recently ?gone wild? and moved from Hustler to Vivid, what is next? Well although he may move offices faster than Guess shirts go out of style, we are pretty sure he will be sticking around our judging panel until Bruce moves him to GGW, but you never heard that from us! ------------------------ Our main man Sleazydream! Being both the creator of Sleazydream.com and Ambushinterview.com, Sleazy has the all the dirt! Vehemently denying that he and Jman are ?more than showmobile friends who love to shop for flashy scarves and bunny hats,? sleazy is sure to bring the judging some good old-fashioned corruption! ------------------ Lets hear if for Adult Players Clubs rock star, SAK! His appearance at last year?s AVN Awards show turned heads! His walking away empty handed from the ?largest penis in a gangbang involving a camero? award stirred some gossip columnist to believe his stunt cock career was on the rocks! Well, he may not be ?dancing with the pornstars? just yet, he has some judging to do! --------------------- And..... we have The Mayor! -- Mike from Mayors Money! Ruling the Mayors Money and PornCity.net empire, Mike has been spending a lot of time in Thailand where it is rumored he and his wife have plans to take over the tourism industry. Mike already knows all the hot spots so why not own them? --------------------------- You want a little Tanker, you got a little Tanker! Welcome Tanker of madeinporn.com Although recent claims that a sex tape of him and beautiful wife Ellisa have surfaced, Tanker is not avoiding the public eye and is excited to judge the categories! KB has no comment other than to say ?Something huge is coming, I have a huge announcement next week, this is really big, huge. Like large.? Well Tanker, we look forward to your votes and well, whatever KB claims as ?like large,? we will hold our judgements? ---------------------- Why not that Bob guy???? Welcome Ynot Bob of Ynot.com! Spending most of the past few years denying allegations of an affaire with a Tijuana donkey, Ynot Bob brings candor, comedy, personality and sometimes a jackass mentality to the panel! ------------------------------ The controversial and always savvy, Kimmy Kim joins the panel! Known for her elitist taste in trendy shoes, also spotted shopping the Venice Beach fashion circuit, KK gives this judging panel a taste of the finer side. ------------------------------- Got top listings? Well, I don?t, but this guy does. Welcome to the Judging Panel Wiredguy! Rumored to have slept with Google founder Larry Page, Wiredguy has spent most of his time denying the allegations that his top spots are a result of, lets just say, being on top! All the same, expect some very endearing votes from him, especially if you wanna come out on top as sexiest female, or on bottom of a sexy male! ----------------------------- If you are proud and you are straight then you should scream ?This is absolutely fabulous and super!? for our next two judges! That is right, two former penthouse pets, Aimee Sweet of aimeesweet.com and Sunny Leone of sunnyleone.com are set to turn a few heads, make a few votes and well, turn a few more heads! Our sources tell us that they have a ?very intimate and close relationship!? We can only hope!
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Nice panel of judges. It will be a good time for sure.
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*giggle* That's rad!
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Hey now how did you find out about that hot steamy night from our honeymoon!
I didnt think KB had the tape still he said he burnt it |
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This party just gets better and better.
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BACON BACON BACON
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looks like fun Rand...ill be there
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bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
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I can't wait to see what people come up with!!!
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I deny all accusations of a donkey!! Just cause a woman walks on all fours, has big ears, and is hairy...does not make her a donkey...
convicted? Never! Now....that being said...I hope (who cares) the integrity (i will be accepting bribes in the form sexual favors, fine tequila, and anything you can put a battery in) of the judges (nice group of strange ones) will allow this to be a contest worthy of our names and worthy of the Phoenix Forum (contestants hit me up for my epassporte account number...money can be sent right in) thanks RAND!
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![]() Sounds like a great change of PACE! A great push from Rand and Cory, and what a judging panel - Klixxx will be there with JFK for photo ops
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I deny any kind of relations with Larry Page. Now Sergei Brin on the other hand...
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Man, this is going to be one crazy night!!!!
great work guys, i cant wait
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On a more serious note, I would like to point out that Eric being a judge free's up the Biggest Pimp award for all you lower case "g's". It just wouldn't have been fair for a guy who's on the Crazy Horse II watch list to enter a pimping contest. |
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Wow very nice!!! Love it! You guys rock
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Sounds like this is going to be the party of the year!
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Getting my bling ready as we speak.
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congrats guys this looks great!!!
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lolol, I love it, this is an very cool contest ;-)
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Really excited about this event!
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Right on, sounds like it will be a blast
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to follow YnotBob's "Stance" on the matter of persuasion.
All sexual favors, ladies only, must be differed to my manager. Sunny Leone will be taking all sexual favor "Persuasive Acts." Guys... Epassporte, Paypal, Check, MO, Wire, and Cash is accepted. Give me a Day and I will take CCs. Thank you, The Captain
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Oh... it is Aly... I love Aly
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females...sexual bribes are all accepted males...please defer to Cory for sex bribes, and just show me the money 100% confidential....
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Let the scandals, bribes, and debauchery begin!
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I'm horny.
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Bumpppppp
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sooo awesome
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looks like this will gonna be a big blast!
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nice contest
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Sleazy is taking bribes in exchange for his vote in the sexiest guy category.
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Did you guys even catch the part that Aimee Sweet and Sunny Leone are going to be judges? I'm surprise no one is trying to work an angle there yet!
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this is gonna be a good one
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and two new judges have been added to the roster!
Rochard and Corvette! ![]() https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/582116-rumors-rochard-corvette-true.html
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I might have to try out for the cleavage prize
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The squirming, not the cleavage.
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butt crack cleavage is like a gift from god.
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