Ambush Interview #84 YnotBob

"19. What did they call you in highschool? How did you become homecomming king and prom King?"

Well, I was not too popular with the cowboys in High School, after my family moved to Oregon, so I stuck to my sports and books...ended up being chosen as the State of Oregon Athlete/Scholar of the Year...not that did any good...the cowboys still just called me "That Fag from Caleeefornia"...

good thing there were more females than males in school, thus me being voted Prom and Homecoming King....

One of the guys who hated me, his girlfriend was Homecoming Queen....needless to say I banged her during the dance in an unlocked classroom.

"20. What's with the mullet? Why do you look like someone out of a 1989 yearbook'

Mullet? damn and all these years I just thought my head grew funny...as for looking like someone in a 1989 yearbook...thanks for the compliment...that was a great year and 17 years ago...I guess I just age well.

I meant it to Stu...

and I think Odie had those dollars in your garter, not me....I was too busy with the fat chick you sent me.

thanks again for that!

"21. What kind of car do you have? Is it a Transam?"

I actually drive the car from NightRider...given to me by my old buddy David Hasselhof...of course this was before he started beating his wife...

"22. Ever plan to go back to work at 7-11?"

Shoot, if you ever get hard up for getting laid, I suggest you get a job working at a 7-11. Pulling tail out of a 7-11 at last call was easier than you could imagine...
that and I had the key to the Hot Tub place next door, and if that always failed there was always the billboard above 7-11...once you get a babe up there, its all gravy time.

I believe this. I used to work at Taco Bell. Very easy to pick up chicks. I guess it's law of averages - See enough women late at night, and sooner or later you'll find someone willing to fuck your brains out!

"23. How did you concur your fear of flying? How did you get it?"

I used to be fine flying...and I have been around the world at least once...but then a few years back I was on one of those flights you always fear. I was sitting in the window seat, with an elderly lady sitting in the middle seat...I knew she was semi-freak because she already came on the plane wearing a mask over her mouth.

After about an hour of flying the plane hit some major turbulence and was being tossed around like the inside of a washing machine...the lady next to me was screaming at the top of her lungs and digging her fingernails into my arm...I still have a scar on my arm from one of her nails.

She freaked out the whole flight and everyone on the plane was sure they were gonna die...

That pretty much did it for me and flying until my good friend Steve Lightspeed talked me into getting into a stunt jet for his Lightspeed Webmaster Weekend.

Being a larger guy, I was packed into that plane like sardine...the stunt jet then proceeded to do loop de loops, 360 spins, flying straight down to the ground then barely missing the ground and flying up again...all these rad stunts...

I figure if I could live through that...the rest of flying is gravy. I havent freaked on a plane since...
Thanks Steve!

awesome story

Ahhh good shit, Bob I love your outlook on life and your lifestyle.

DH

Steve Lightspeed to the rescue! LOL Funny story.

Bob, I heard that you're actually the love child of John Wayne and Elvis...is this true?

"24. Discuss Busty Amateurs and how it began and your role."

Back in the day, when I had my bar...rocking and rolling with hot babes pretty much open to close...I had several friends who were getting into adult...D$ and KB were two of them...

they introduced me to Jeff...I remember the first time I met him...I was sitting at the bar doing some paperwork before the lunch rush...in walks this unassuming young guy, who introduced himself to me and told me he needed girls to shoot to be on his website....just so happened a hottie walked in and sat down at the bar for lunch...so I said to Jeff..."Lets find out"...

I introduced myself to her as the owner of the bar and asked if she would be interested in posing nude for the Internet...without hesitation she said "Sure"...much to Jeff's surprise and appreciation.

Pretty soon we were closing down the bar, covering up the windows, and doing porn shoots in our off hours...

I even think one time we had to substitute some salad oil for lube on a lesbo scene with a monster double headed purple dildo...

ahhh those were the days

thanks man....and thanks again for that wild ride in Costa Rica...I will get you back for that

John Wayne can definitely kick Clint Eastwood's ass...and nobody did more for rock and roll than Elvis...

but their love child is Arkansas Dave...

Cloner, you joining me, Doug, Scott, RogerV, and the others at Suenos Mojados?

"25. How many kinds of tequila do you have in your bar? What's the best tequila? discuss"

One thing I was proud of at my bar, was the number of tequilas I was carrying...back then nobody was really into tequila, and Cuervo Gold (ack what shit this is), was the main tequila people drank...

Most bars were stocking designer vodkas or single barrel bourbons...but man, i had a big love affair with tequila. I was lucky enough to also be a guest at Jose Cuervo's estate down in Mexico...

I loved the way true tequila is made like a fine bourbon, yet with more natural ingredients...

I would say at its peak, and remember, his was before the big tequila boom of late 90's, I had about 130 different flavors...from your typical "shooter" tequila, all the way up to "sipping" tequila which tasted more like a cognac.

I would have to say Casta Anejo was my favorite back then...it was in true short supply (not a marketing short supply such as what Patron and Porfidio did)

it was aged two years in an oak barrel, 100% blue agave, and had several different flavors of pepper....a bottle of this rarely made it past the delivery man...I would just crack it open right there and myself and whoever happened to be at the bar at the time would all enjoy it