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"17. Why do you like Mexico soo much? Is it the cheap booze or cheap hookers?"
I pretty much grew up my young teen years, and early adult years down there...and I just cant seem to stop going... when we were in High School, we would sneak away and head south to catch the surf...just like in the movie Big Wednesday...then feast our hungry selves on all you can eat lobsters for $10... Take away Tijuana and Mexico is an amazing country...beautiful people, great food and places to visit.. I remember heading to Rosarito Beach when I was 18 years old, and driving down a dirt road, then cobble stone road to the hotel there...then it was $15 a night rooms, PLUS a free pitcher of margaritas...now its more like $100/night...same room haha I also have a lot of friends down south. One of my best friends owns a resort and condo development in La Paz....the times down there are some of the best. |
"18. Explain the dolphin tatoo on you ass."
ITS A FUCKING SHARK! my nickname back in the days was *tiburon* which is spanish for shark...due to all the time I spent in the water eating up the surf... i got it because I actually lost a bet when I was 20 years old. only KING OF VAGINA DRINKERS still call it dolphin |
"Can I have your attention please?"
"Can I have your attention please?" "Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?" "Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?" "UM, We're gonna have a problem here." http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/curre...nch/z00512.jpg :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh |
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Thank you Bob! |
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Pretty cool interview...
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Hey Bob the old wickedwest guys here from Van.
Only interview I have been interested in reading. |
YnotBob gave me the greatest compliment I've ever received in this industry during the Montreal show... partially what he said, but mainly because of who it came from.
I do believe we were sitting in a booth at a strip club at the time :1orglaugh |
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go bob go
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"19. What did they call you in highschool? How did you become homecomming king and prom King?"
Well, I was not too popular with the cowboys in High School, after my family moved to Oregon, so I stuck to my sports and books...ended up being chosen as the State of Oregon Athlete/Scholar of the Year...not that did any good...the cowboys still just called me "That Fag from Caleeefornia"... good thing there were more females than males in school, thus me being voted Prom and Homecoming King.... One of the guys who hated me, his girlfriend was Homecoming Queen....needless to say I banged her during the dance in an unlocked classroom. |
"20. What's with the mullet? Why do you look like someone out of a 1989 yearbook'
Mullet? damn and all these years I just thought my head grew funny...as for looking like someone in a 1989 yearbook...thanks for the compliment...that was a great year and 17 years ago...I guess I just age well. :) |
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and I think Odie had those dollars in your garter, not me....I was too busy with the fat chick you sent me. thanks again for that! |
"21. What kind of car do you have? Is it a Transam?"
I actually drive the car from NightRider...given to me by my old buddy David Hasselhof...of course this was before he started beating his wife... |
"22. Ever plan to go back to work at 7-11?"
Shoot, if you ever get hard up for getting laid, I suggest you get a job working at a 7-11. Pulling tail out of a 7-11 at last call was easier than you could imagine... that and I had the key to the Hot Tub place next door, and if that always failed there was always the billboard above 7-11...once you get a babe up there, its all gravy time. |
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"23. How did you concur your fear of flying? How did you get it?"
I used to be fine flying...and I have been around the world at least once...but then a few years back I was on one of those flights you always fear. I was sitting in the window seat, with an elderly lady sitting in the middle seat...I knew she was semi-freak because she already came on the plane wearing a mask over her mouth. After about an hour of flying the plane hit some major turbulence and was being tossed around like the inside of a washing machine...the lady next to me was screaming at the top of her lungs and digging her fingernails into my arm...I still have a scar on my arm from one of her nails. She freaked out the whole flight and everyone on the plane was sure they were gonna die... That pretty much did it for me and flying until my good friend Steve Lightspeed talked me into getting into a stunt jet for his Lightspeed Webmaster Weekend. Being a larger guy, I was packed into that plane like sardine...the stunt jet then proceeded to do loop de loops, 360 spins, flying straight down to the ground then barely missing the ground and flying up again...all these rad stunts... I figure if I could live through that...the rest of flying is gravy. I havent freaked on a plane since... Thanks Steve! |
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awesome story |
Ahhh good shit, Bob I love your outlook on life and your lifestyle.
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Steve Lightspeed to the rescue! LOL Funny story.
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Bob, I heard that you're actually the love child of John Wayne and Elvis...is this true?
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"24. Discuss Busty Amateurs and how it began and your role."
Back in the day, when I had my bar...rocking and rolling with hot babes pretty much open to close...I had several friends who were getting into adult...D$ and KB were two of them... they introduced me to Jeff...I remember the first time I met him...I was sitting at the bar doing some paperwork before the lunch rush...in walks this unassuming young guy, who introduced himself to me and told me he needed girls to shoot to be on his website....just so happened a hottie walked in and sat down at the bar for lunch...so I said to Jeff..."Lets find out"... I introduced myself to her as the owner of the bar and asked if she would be interested in posing nude for the Internet...without hesitation she said "Sure"...much to Jeff's surprise and appreciation. Pretty soon we were closing down the bar, covering up the windows, and doing porn shoots in our off hours... I even think one time we had to substitute some salad oil for lube on a lesbo scene with a monster double headed purple dildo... ahhh those were the days :) |
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but their love child is Arkansas Dave... Cloner, you joining me, Doug, Scott, RogerV, and the others at Suenos Mojados? |
"25. How many kinds of tequila do you have in your bar? What's the best tequila? discuss"
One thing I was proud of at my bar, was the number of tequilas I was carrying...back then nobody was really into tequila, and Cuervo Gold (ack what shit this is), was the main tequila people drank... Most bars were stocking designer vodkas or single barrel bourbons...but man, i had a big love affair with tequila. I was lucky enough to also be a guest at Jose Cuervo's estate down in Mexico... I loved the way true tequila is made like a fine bourbon, yet with more natural ingredients... I would say at its peak, and remember, his was before the big tequila boom of late 90's, I had about 130 different flavors...from your typical "shooter" tequila, all the way up to "sipping" tequila which tasted more like a cognac. I would have to say Casta Anejo was my favorite back then...it was in true short supply (not a marketing short supply such as what Patron and Porfidio did) it was aged two years in an oak barrel, 100% blue agave, and had several different flavors of pepper....a bottle of this rarely made it past the delivery man...I would just crack it open right there and myself and whoever happened to be at the bar at the time would all enjoy it |
damn man... they could make a movie about you and your life. Although I'm not sure 2 hours would be enough to capture it all!
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and Beer-Goggles.com :-)) AH memories |
great answers so far bob!!
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"26. Talk about your time in university. Where did you go? What did you take?"
I went to, and graduated from University of California, San Diego...which is known as the *real* University down here, as opposed to the party school of SDSU (opening the door here for some SDSU alumni :)) I studied Economics, and took Russian for two years...it was a very tough school, especially since I was also working two full time jobs to get me through...I was competing on the curve for grades with students who seem to be living in the library all day and had nothing else to do rather than just study. Needless to say,within a month of graduation, I was on a plane with a backpack, and my surfboard, to the South Pacific, and I didnt come back for a year...you really learn alot about life when you travel for more than a month... |
"27. How tall were you when you gratuated from high school? How tall are you now?"
Believe it or not, I was about 5'6" when I graduated High School....and about 155lbs Now I am 6'4" and 240lbs... I wish I had my size in High School, but I guess I was a late bloomer. |
"28. Talk about the skinny dipping incident in Flordia and the shower incident."
Oh man, you dug deep for these... It was the Miami show about 6 years ago, and I was hanging with Colin from Wasteland, and Dragon King...it was about 11PM or later? Well, Colin comes up to me and says, "Bob, lets go swimming..."...and then he dropped his pants to show off a sporty pair of brief underwear....I said to Colin, "Man, I dont have any underwear on..." And Colin, as profound as he always is says "So?" So I got into my birthday suit and jumped in the pool. Then DK shows up and says "Bob, Ill give you $100 for every girl you get naked in the pool." I said "Keep the money DK, but lets see what I can do" next thing you know I am swimming naked with about a dozen hot amateur girls...it was a load of fun. That began the night of stories where many a good Webmaster friend of mine got laid either in the pool or by the pool. It was a fun night. As for the shower story...wow...That was the Vegas show about ??? years ago (I cant keep track of them anymore)... I was taking a shower when there was a knock on my door...I was taking a shower, it was at the Venetian, which has those nice big glass showers. I put a towel on and answer the door and its three amateur girls looking for a place to get ready until their room is ready... I said sure, comon in...within minutes we were all taking a shower together and then moving over to the bed for the rest of the fun. They left after a couple hours, and I jumped back in the shower to clean the women off me, when again, there was a knock on the door...this time it was two girls from the show and they were there looking for me...back in the shower, back on the bed with these two... they left, and finally I started the shower again...about five minutes later, another knock at the door...two more amateur girls...same routine...but then I just stayed in the rest of that night... whew! |
Excellent interview.
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YnotBob is a leader in our industry...I am glad that I have had the pleasure of knowing him..
Congradulations! Mr. Romance |
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