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Dr. Wicks 03-10-2006 01:43 PM

Bob is the MAN. end of discussion!!

TheGoldenChild 03-10-2006 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by YNOTBob
"3. Where do you point chicks that ask to use your restroom in your bar?"

Ahhhhahahah
I used to have a bar down at the beach packed with hot girls...I would hang out over on the side bar...talking with friends, having a good time.

A girl would walk up and ask me where MY bathroom was, and I would point them in the direction of MY bathroom...which was the men's. They would go in and nervously come out asking me "Why did you send me into the men's bathroom?"....

my reply was "You asked me where MY bathroom was, not the ladies"...

You can make women do anything when they are drunk?
I wonder where this question came from?

LOL

Mi Amigo- it's been almost ten years since we first met, and it seems like yesterday....

fuzebox 03-10-2006 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by THE PORNOGRAPHER FORMALLY KNOWN AS ROCHARD
Are you jealous of the bike, or him holding Taylor's hoooters?

I drove his bike once, It's not my style. No comment about Taylor's hooters.

Errrrrr there's a bike in the pic?

Rochard 03-10-2006 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by YNOTBob
"6. Have you ever pissed in anyone's mouth?"

huh?

not that I know of...

How quickly he forgets.....

TheGoldenChild 03-10-2006 02:20 PM

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Pornwolf 03-10-2006 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by kBizzle
Any thread about YNOT Bob needs this clip-


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Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!: 1orglaugh

SleazyDream 03-10-2006 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YNOTBob
"7. Have you ever offered anyone cash to piss in their mouth?"

never knowingly?
whats all this talk about pissing?

i did my research. sounds like Bob's shy :winkwink:

aimeesweet 03-10-2006 02:30 PM

I love Bob! I can't wait to read the rest of this interview...

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BradShaw 03-10-2006 02:45 PM

Bob is old school! I hope you are making to Cabo Bob!

B O B 03-10-2006 02:47 PM

"8. Talk about growing up - where you lived and what schools you went to and experiences therein."

I spent most of my childhood in Southern California, in a town called Fallbrook...
I loved living there and growing up...I started Kindergarten there and moved when I was a Junior in High School...that was tough...

My parents bought some land in a small sheep town in Oregon, called Umpqua..so I had to move with them.

talk about culture shock...I went from a school of about 3K students to a small school of about 300 students...they were primarily all sheep farmers. I swear I would be the only male in school two days of the year...when the sheep all had babies, and the opening day of the hunting season.

it was weird being a SoCal surfer dude and then moving into the land of cowboys...I had long hair, an earring, and then whammo...Oregon hits...

they never saw a surfer dude before...so naturally the cowboys all thought I was gay, and the cowgirls all loved the fresh meat...

I would get my ass kicked on a weekly basis by someone named Bucky or ??...but that weekend I can guarantee you I was banging their girlfriends...

needless to say as soon as I could get out of the house, i came back to SoCal...

B O B 03-10-2006 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream
i did my research. sounds like Bob's shy :winkwink:


Man? no idea...must have been my drinking days

:)

B O B 03-10-2006 03:01 PM

"8. Talk about growing up - where you lived and what schools you went to and experiences therein."

After I moved back to SoCal, I got a job working at a 7-11 and then in a restaurant and put myself through University of California, San Diego...

that was tough...working 80 hour weeks and going to school fulltime was a bit hard on the social life...good thing there werent any hot girls at UCSD or I would have probably not graduated.

Cory W 03-10-2006 03:08 PM

Damn, great interview. I love this guy!

NETbilling 03-10-2006 03:12 PM

Bob Rice - Great guy - Great Friend - Great Businessman.

That's all I have to say about that...

Mitch

B O B 03-10-2006 03:16 PM

"9. Tell us who uncle willy is and what's your relationship with him?"

Uncle Willy was a very special friend of mine down in La Salina...he was an older man with a sweet soul, and the heart of gold...

Even though he was sick with diabetes and liver failure, he never complained, he never passed up a good time, and he always treated me as though he was my father..

He was about as gay as they get, and one of the last things he ever said to me as I took him out to breakfast at the Loncheria La Mission, was, "Its been so long since I've sucked a dick, I forgot what they taste like."

As for special relationships, maybe you should ask Lightspeed Steve about him and their special fun they had, or didnt have, depending on who you talked to :)

MikeHawk 03-10-2006 03:17 PM

YNOT Bob is my fucking hero!

One of the funny and real guys we have met this whole 5 years of being in this industry! Something most dont know about Bob..he is a great Dad!

http://www.mikehawkmovies.com/bob.jpg

B O B 03-10-2006 03:22 PM

"10. Just how many crinkles do you actually have? Pics"
Great question!
I have never checked my own...but Im willing to have some help in counting them...

I would imagine I have about 17-18...far from the perfect crinkle count of 26. As for pics...Im sure some of my friends out there have plenty of pics they could post...

B O B 03-10-2006 03:26 PM

"11. You own a house in LaSallina Mexico, yet only a small handful have been invited there. Why is that? Is there a full sixed dungen in your house or is this where you stash your gay lover?"

La Salina, Mexico...www.lasalina.com has been my personal haven for years...it was such a great place for me to unwind, that I started bringing more and more Webmaster friends down there until the www.wYPd.com was born.

Its one of the only places I know, where I can sit at the bar, drink an ice cold Sol cerveza, and feel the stress just leave my body...its a magical place.

As for the sex dungeon, that is in my house in San Diego...no reason to waste a good time on a place I can rarely find time to make it to anymore...as for gay boyfriend...what happens in Mex...stays in Mex...

convicted? never!

Dr. Wicks 03-10-2006 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YNOTBob
"11. You own a house in LaSallina Mexico, yet only a small handful have been invited there. Why is that? Is there a full sixed dungen in your house or is this where you stash your gay lover?"

La Salina, Mexico...www.lasalina.com has been my personal haven for years...it was such a great place for me to unwind, that I started bringing more and more Webmaster friends down there until the www.wYPd.com was born.

Its one of the only places I know, where I can sit at the bar, drink an ice cold Sol cerveza, and feel the stress just leave my body...its a magical place.

As for the sex dungeon, that is in my house in San Diego...no reason to waste a good time on a place I can rarely find time to make it to anymore...as for gay boyfriend...what happens in Mex...stays in Mex...

convicted? never!

Never convicted! but did they send you someplace special?

B O B 03-10-2006 03:31 PM

"12. Talk about the chain of beach bars called Hennessey's Taverns."

Hennesseys Taverns are probably the best known, and busiest chain of beach bars in Southern California. They range from Laguna Beach, down here to Pacific Beach.

I started off as just a bartender, which put me through school, and when I came back from my South Pacific year long surf trip, they were cool enough to hire me back.

Then I became the bar manager, then assistant manager, then General Manager. Pretty soon I was being sent up and down the beach to open one or another, or to fix one up which had low sales. He would put me in the store with the lowest sales and highest costs, and somehow I would manage to make that the #1 store within a few months.

It was great, because they were all beach taverns..so the lifestyle, locations, and people were all very cool. I got to live in some of the best beaches in Southern California, and hang out as a big shot in the hottest bars...

I would hire the HOTTEST waitresses, the coolest bartenders, and work the kitchen into a frenzy and have that place pumping in no time..all good times!

If it wasnt for a strange turn of events back in 1995, I may still be working for Paul Hennessey...the owner, and an amazing man. He just opened up a new one in Vegas I believe, on the strip...so good for him!

B O B 03-10-2006 03:35 PM

"14. Have you ever gotten anyone in the industry shit faced leading them to belive they were drinking one thing when in fact they were consuming another? discuss"

well HELL YEAH!
one of my pet peeves is seeing a MALE person drinking a Pina Colada, or Baileys rocks or Daquiri...if you were a guy, and you came into my bar, and ordered one of these drinks, I would first ask if it was for you, or your girlfriend...if it was for you, I would then poor you a jack and coke and tell you "Thats how we make those here"....probably saved a few men a solid ass whooping from some of the local Mission beach boys :)

as for serving up one thing and saying its another...yep...that would probably have to be when the KING of all Vagina drinkers, Rochard, was busy trying to get drunk on Baileys, so I mixed the Baileys half and half with a fine, fine tequila...

getting him a good solid buzz and educating him on the finer points to having a cock and drinking a cocktail...

btw, I do believe he still owes me a thank you for that night....

B O B 03-10-2006 03:38 PM

"13. Who is Uncle Willy? Is it true Uncle Willy likes to get straight men drunk and then molest them? Who has this happened to in the industry?"

Well, I think I already explained who he was...and you can see a picture of him here, and on the www.wYPd.com website...
he is in a cheerleader costume...trying to impress Steve Lightspeed...

As for getting straight men drunk and molesting them? Well I do know he did get one guy a bit wasted down south and then tucked him into bed....I dont know if that guy is truly straight, bi, or just gay...

As for names? Hmmm..I have got this far in this Industry keeping some great secrets, so you will just have to go to a third world country where I can legallly talk about it again...right Steve?

Poppy 03-10-2006 03:40 PM

Its about fucking time! I love you Guava Bob.

B O B 03-10-2006 03:43 PM

"15. What is the 'dome of Bob"?"

The Dome of Bob is a very special place...its scary at first, but then once you get in there, you realize you are protected for life, and will probably end up being a bazzillionaire. This dome is VERY exclusive, and the people who live under this are some of our Industry's most successful and honest people...

you get there, and you call me, anytime, and Im there, complete with a solution and my *Dome*...

MikeHawk 03-10-2006 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YNOTBob
"14. Have you ever gotten anyone in the industry shit faced leading them to belive they were drinking one thing when in fact they were consuming another? discuss"

well HELL YEAH!
one of my pet peeves is seeing a MALE person drinking a Pina Colada, or Baileys rocks or Daquiri...if you were a guy, and you came into my bar, and ordered one of these drinks, I would first ask if it was for you, or your girlfriend...if it was for you, I would then poor you a jack and coke and tell you "Thats how we make those here"....probably saved a few men a solid ass whooping from some of the local Mission beach boys :)

as for serving up one thing and saying its another...yep...that would probably have to be when the KING of all Vagina drinkers, Rochard, was busy trying to get drunk on Baileys, so I mixed the Baileys half and half with a fine, fine tequila...

getting him a good solid buzz and educating him on the finer points to having a cock and drinking a cocktail...

btw, I do believe he still owes me a thank you for that night....



KING of all Vagina drinkers

OMG....:1orglaugh

B O B 03-10-2006 04:00 PM

"16. Talk about your cigar fixactation? Could this be a subsitute for cock?"

Cigars are like a fine bottle of wine...each one has its own story on how it came to be...

nothing like sitting on a warm, secluded beach...looking at the waves coming in after a long day of surfing...sipping on an ice cold cerveza...taking shots of a good tequila, watching the sun start to drop on the horizon, and then lighting up a kick ass cigar...my personal favorites used to be MC #2 until my good friend Doug Wicks sent me a box of Padron Imperiales...NOW THOSE KICKED SOME SERIOUS ASS....

as for the substitute for cock, when you can suck your own dick, you dont need anyone elses... :)

KRosh 03-10-2006 04:01 PM

What i like most about Bob, other than the fact that he is the nicest person I have met in this industry, is that he laughs at my Jokes.

Thank you for all that you have done for me and for everyone else in the industry.



Viva YNOT BOB :1orglaugh :thumbsup

B O B 03-10-2006 04:01 PM

I laugh at your jokes....

BECAUSE THEY ARE FUNNY

Holmes
hahahah fuck
:)

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ArkansasDave 03-10-2006 04:14 PM

Awesome Bob-O, go man GO!!!
Whooo - Hooo! :thumbsup :thumbsup


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