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SCOOTER 03-10-2006 09:34 AM

Bob for President !!!!

His slogan would read ... He's got the "Balls" to stand up for the people.

B O B 03-10-2006 09:36 AM

"3. Where do you point chicks that ask to use your restroom in your bar?"

Ahhhhahahah
I used to have a bar down at the beach packed with hot girls...I would hang out over on the side bar...talking with friends, having a good time.

A girl would walk up and ask me where MY bathroom was, and I would point them in the direction of MY bathroom...which was the men's. They would go in and nervously come out asking me "Why did you send me into the men's bathroom?"....

my reply was "You asked me where MY bathroom was, not the ladies"...

sherie 03-10-2006 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YNOTBob
"3. Where do you point chicks that ask to use your restroom in your bar?"

Ahhhhahahah
I used to have a bar down at the beach packed with hot girls...I would hang out over on the side bar...talking with friends, having a good time.

A girl would walk up and ask me where MY bathroom was, and I would point them in the direction of MY bathroom...which was the men's. They would go in and nervously come out asking me "Why did you send me into the men's bathroom?"....

my reply was "You asked me where MY bathroom was, not the ladies"...

Is that all? Christ, I thought you'd be referring to your mouth ;)))

B O B 03-10-2006 10:06 AM

"4. Is LAJay your sidekick or is there some man loving going on there?"

I would have to say a bit of both...
I have tremendous respect for the work Jay has done in this Industry and for YNOT. He has been a very important member of our community as well as a steadfast employee at YNOT.

He is definitely one of the top sales people around, and has been organizing the CyberNet Expo for the last few years. He not only has this going on, but he still has time to organize the YP event to a flawlesss and successful conclusion...

It sure isnt easy bringing over a hundred webmasters to a third world country and having each of them leave the YP happy...but Jay does it...

He has also been a fantastic co-host of the Humpday Lunch show for the last 5+ years...

You see internet radio shows come and go, but Jay has been a huge factor in the Humpday being as successful as it is...I couldnt do it without him.

So as you can see there is much to love about Jay...not to mention is Penis tricks, kick ass tattoos, and unrivaled knowledge of trivial facts :)

axelcat 03-10-2006 10:10 AM

good choice for ambush

seeric 03-10-2006 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YNOTBob
"3. Where do you point chicks that ask to use your restroom in your bar?"

Ahhhhahahah
I used to have a bar down at the beach packed with hot girls...I would hang out over on the side bar...talking with friends, having a good time.

A girl would walk up and ask me where MY bathroom was, and I would point them in the direction of MY bathroom...which was the men's. They would go in and nervously come out asking me "Why did you send me into the men's bathroom?"....

my reply was "You asked me where MY bathroom was, not the ladies"...

http://imgsrv.homes.com/imgsrv/d4/46/97548464.jpg

i've seen a few people thrown through the front window there. matter fact, guava beach is where i met bob for the first time in like 99 i believe.

RuthB 03-10-2006 10:17 AM

excellent choice for an ambush Sleazy! :thumbsup

Go BOB!!!!

Peaches 03-10-2006 10:21 AM

Several years ago Bob wrote one of the most beautiful things I've ever read about his mother. Meeting him later and getting to know him just made me love him even more! :)

O MARINA 03-10-2006 10:23 AM

YnotBOB is in the spotlight! I'm waiting for all the answers!
Howard & Nats just wanted me to tell you that "You have a great personality" :1orglaugh

Pornopat 03-10-2006 10:24 AM

This is off to an interesting start....

RayBonga 03-10-2006 10:26 AM

I always love to read these.

Can't wait for the answers.

ServerGenius 03-10-2006 10:27 AM

Ynot Bob should have been interviewed earlier he's an industry icon :2 cents:

B O B 03-10-2006 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches
Several years ago Bob wrote one of the most beautiful things I've ever read about his mother. Meeting him later and getting to know him just made me love him even more! :)

Thank you Peaches...
I wish I knew where that piece was....

punker barbie 03-10-2006 10:30 AM

check out http://www.bobsballs.org/
(curiosity of clubpro)

:P


Cant wait to read the rest of the answers!

B O B 03-10-2006 10:34 AM

"5. You once spent a night in a Mexican Jail. Why? Were your cellmates scared by the size of your balls?"

Once? I used to go to jail in Mexico so often they had a wing named after me...

It was usually for something stupid...I remember one time I was guilty by association...the guy I went surfing with down there had a bag of weed stuffed in his crotch. When we got pulled over...the Federale somehow knew that bulge was not his dick, so he stuck his hand down my buddy's pants and much to my surprise, pulled out a fairly large bag of weed...much more than 50 people could smoke in a weekend...I still dont know why he had that much on him...

So we got thrown in a small, piss soaked cell in somewhere Baja...I was gearing up for a long stay when somehow I came up with a story that was so sad they ended up giving ME money and telling me to leave...something about my parents both working packing salmon in a cannery in Alaska or ??

ronaldo 03-10-2006 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punker barbie
check out http://www.bobsballs.org/
(curiosity of clubpro)

On THAT note, I'm curious to know exactly what the relationship IS between Bob and LC.

B O B 03-10-2006 10:38 AM

LC who?
To acknowledge him is to admit he exists...

Rochard 03-10-2006 10:39 AM

I love you Uncle Willie!

Rochard 03-10-2006 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YNOTBob
"2. Talk about skinny dipping in Mexico with Yankcash Todd."

Todd and I are both born on the same day, September 8th. We both are Virgos, and we both feel that Aquaman is THE most important of all the Super Heroes...I think I can speak for both of us that we both have this weird non sexual attraction for each other like that not unfamiliar to Wally Cleaver and Eddie Haskell...

its just natural that after about two bottles of tequila down in Mex we found ourselves in our birthday suits, each trying to be their own special version of Aquaman...

I think Todd had bigger gills...

But I know the ladies enjoyed the show...

Wouldn't you know it? The one time I don't have my camera handy and I catch YNOT Roberto and Yanks Tood skinny dipping in the Pacific. What are the odds.

That was a great night!

ronaldo 03-10-2006 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YNOTBob
LC who?
To acknowledge him is to admit he exists...

ahahahaha, nice edit my friend. :1orglaugh

Rochard 03-10-2006 10:52 AM

Bob has menopause?

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/pictures/011/023.jpg

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/pictures/023/021.jpg

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/pictures/032/004.jpg

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/pictures/032/145.jpg

Cyndalie 03-10-2006 10:57 AM

I wouldn't be where I am today if it wasn't for Bob. :thumbsup
Thank god I have someone to blame :1orglaugh
Great ambush!

xclusive 03-10-2006 11:02 AM

This is a good one, Great questions Sleazy.

Dwreck 03-10-2006 11:07 AM

I have to chime in in this thread. Bob is my mentor!


YnotBob was the first person I ever met in this industry and has been a true inspiration form the start. Here is the pic to prove it.

You have to love BOB's Mullet!

http://www.xamo.com/images/companyphotos/ynotbob.jpg

He helped me meet some of the top guys in the game, pick me up when I fell down and got me some massive exposure.WHY? I ask myself the same thing. He told me in 2001 if i hung out with him he would make me star. He kept his word! :pimp


I offer him a ton of thanks. Bob is one of the few guys that checked on me when i took a few months off from adult. I owe Bob More than i could ever give!

Here's the man!

http://dereksmout.com/favs/images/ynotinmexico.jpg


Bob great to know cause he knows all the hotties and always introduces me as the nest big thing, Girls eat it up and I love BOB for it

http://www.webcamcash.com/pics/showp...ges/kenzie.jpg

I must tell you to really take the time and Check out the WYPD if you want to see BOB in action. He owns MEXICO and the bar scene in San Diego! The YP Mexico webmaster trip is the best time you can have for you dollar anywhere in the world. I went to a show once and I check the list of attendees and the next month I was doing biz with all of them. How many time can you say that?

YNOTBOB for President!!

I got some questions to add as well. :)



Bob wouldnt be Bob without LAJ IMHO! Laj is very underrated and often gets overlooked!

Dwreck 03-10-2006 11:13 AM

Dmoney has the video of balls balls, if i recall correctly

SteveLightspeed 03-10-2006 11:29 AM

http://www.lightspeedroadshow.com/ph...ke/ynotbob.jpg

Matt Collins 03-10-2006 11:37 AM

What a great Ambush Interview Sleazy!

Question no. 1 was an awesome way to begin too.

I can't wait to read the rest!

Matt

fuzebox 03-10-2006 11:42 AM

I can handle the bars, mexico, buying a mountain in costa rica, everything...

But now I'm really jealous.

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed


Zebra 03-10-2006 11:47 AM

The only thing bigger than Bob's balls are his smile and his heart!:thumbsup
You always know a good time is afoot when you hear this superhero's battle cry "SHOOOOOOOOTERS!!!!!"

sweetums 03-10-2006 11:47 AM

It's about time you got to our one and only BOOB!!! hehehe :1orglaugh

In all seriousness, I'm so looking forward to reading all the answers to this one! Find out more about one of my favorite people :pimp

webair 03-10-2006 11:50 AM

I Fucking Love Ynot Bob...dude You Rock It!!!

Rochard 03-10-2006 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox
I can handle the bars, mexico, buying a mountain in costa rica, everything...

But now I'm really jealous.

Are you jealous of the bike, or him holding Taylor's hoooters?

I drove his bike once, It's not my style. No comment about Taylor's hooters.

B O B 03-10-2006 12:31 PM

"6. Have you ever pissed in anyone's mouth?"

huh?

not that I know of...

B O B 03-10-2006 12:33 PM

"7. Have you ever offered anyone cash to piss in their mouth?"

never knowingly?
whats all this talk about pissing?

B O B 03-10-2006 12:33 PM

"7. Have you ever offered anyone cash to piss in their mouth?"

never knowingly?
whats all this talk about pissing?

corvette 03-10-2006 12:47 PM

http://coldcandle.com/San%20Diego%20...iego%20001.jpg


i remember the first place i saw bob, El Alamein (and todd, matter of fact) ;-)

Yanks_Todd 03-10-2006 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YNOTBob
"2. Talk about skinny dipping in Mexico with Yankcash Todd."

Todd and I are both born on the same day, September 8th. We both are Virgos, and we both feel that Aquaman is THE most important of all the Super Heroes...I think I can speak for both of us that we both have this weird non sexual attraction for each other like that not unfamiliar to Wally Cleaver and Eddie Haskell...

its just natural that after about two bottles of tequila down in Mex we found ourselves in our birthday suits, each trying to be their own special version of Aquaman...

I think Todd had bigger gills...

But I know the ladies enjoyed the show...

HAHAHAHAHA, Actually I was a bit unnerved at first, as Bob explained it was "a Huck Finn/Tom Sawyer thing" Hmmmm, odd, anyway I figured he had the bigger targets for sharks so I was safe. HAHAHA

Yanks_Todd 03-10-2006 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by corvette
http://coldcandle.com/San%20Diego%20...iego%20001.jpg


i remember the first place i saw bob, El Alamein (and todd, matter of fact) ;-)

Oh yes, the great war I remember it well

Pornwolf 03-10-2006 01:15 PM

Bob's an industry Legend. I can't even begin to tell you how much YNot Masters, The Adult Webmaster and www.ynot.com helped me in the beginning of my webmastering career.

Thanks Bob.

gdog 03-10-2006 01:18 PM

Bob is the man, when I first started with Busty we hung with the YNOT crew a shitload. Bob is one of the most solid guys in the biz. I miss doing JD shots on the plane rides to the Vegas shows ;)

Looking forward to this one, this man has seen and done it all.

G


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