Ed Fucks Up Tads Bathroom.

[Hank Vanderbeek]

Okay so today I was over at Tads house and he was not home but I had a key so I let myself in. I needed to take a shit real bad cause last night I ate Mexican, so I headed for the bathroom. When I got there I found out the door was locked so I started pounding on it yelling let me in I need to do a shitin but I got no answer. Then I got down on my hands and knees trying to look under the door. I couldn't see anybody so then I figured out the door must of got locked with no one inside. This pissed my off though cause I needed to do that shtin badly. I tried to bust the door down by first charging into it but that failed. I then started kicking it with my foot and that didn't do fuck. So I stood there for a minute and tried to decide what to do. Then it came to me I could give the door a shooting. I pulled out my .45 held it all gangster like and opened up on the door. I blasted a bunch of holes in it but missed the lock so I still couldn't get the door open. By then I was so fucking pissed I just threw my gun at the door and said its time to get hard core.

I knew that if I could climb up the side of the house I could break the glass window and climb into the bathroom. So I went outside and tried to find a latter to use, but Tad didn't have none. Which makes sense considering no one who weighs as much as Tad can climb a latter without breaking it. The only thing I could do now was to start piling up all this garbage Tad had on the side of his house and use it as a homemade latter. I took me a good 30 minutes but when I was done I finally had something that looked like it would hold my weight and would get me up to the window. I starting climbing up this pile of trash and shit started falling and caving in. I didn't give a fuck though as I was almost near the window. When I finally was in reach of it I took out a brick and threw it through the mother fucking glass. Then I pulled my self up and into the bathroom. I had bloodied my self good from all the glass that was on the floor but I didn't give a damn. All I wanted to do was take a shitin which I did and when I was done I didn't flush. I just jumped back out the window and walked off to go to 4th street.