ED's UFO Storys Part 7

[Hank Vanderbeek]

Part 7

So then once the food was done I turned off my porn I had a sittin and started eatin

Then we herd a helicopter in the distance and Mrs Tribble said o hell no

She then went and got the .45 and ran outside

I went out there too, and saw a black millitary helicopter in the distance with a spot light shinning on the ground

Mrs Tribble started yelling you fucking paniess, Ill fuck you up come get some, you fuck.

The helicopter then started flying towards us and Mrs Tribble started firing the gun like a crazy whore.

The helicopter then verred off and left

Mrs Tribble yelled yah I fucked them in there ass

We then headed back inside to finish our eatin's

While we were eating we herd a noise at the winder

I went over to it and gave it an opeaning

Right there I saw Luther Reigns looking at me all tricked like

I said what are you doing here

He said I busted out and the MIB's are after me

Mrs Tribble yelled Ill fuck the MIB's

Luther Reigns says thats nice

I said I'll help you out Luther and pulled him through the window

I told Mrs Tribble to give a plate a fixing of eatins

She asked Luther what he wanted

Luther said give me some of that tuckey, how about some of them peas

Mrs Tribble looked at him funny, and he said I had peas before

Luther also said while your at it give me some tham tater's

Luther sat down and ate his food like an animal, and when he was done he trew the plate at the wall

I asked him why he did that and he said cause it tasted like crap, and I could

I then asked him how he busted out, and he said he got a gun from a guard and shot the place up

Then he stole a car and drove it into a tree to confuse them ,and ran out in the backcountry

He said he got lost and they started looking for him with a helicopter, then he found this house

I asked him if ever saw UFO's and said hell yah, and I've been abducted

I told Luther Reigns my story and he said he's been threw the same thing

Luther then said I should post my story on some UFO sites

So we sat down at my puter and tried to get past the porn to a ufo site

I typed up my story and divided it into 5 parts and gave it a posting

Luther Reigns also thought it would be a good idea to E-mail it to random people and we did

After about an hour people started postin in our thread and called us fuck ups and banned us

Luther Reigns got hell of pissed of and threw my puter out the window

He then went out side and gave it a punching, and then pissed on it

He yelles whos the shit now fuck, and then came back inside

It was getting late and I wanted to do some fucking so I told Luther Reigns he could sleep in the kicthen

He said ok and just laid down on the floor and fell asleep

I went to find Mrs Tribble who was wearing a bondage leather get up with holes for her tit's and pussy

I said o yah and pulled it out and stuck it in

I tore in for a good ten mintues when all of a sudden Luther Reigns busted in with a video camera

I said WTF are you doing and he said im making a docametry on your UFO experiances

I said ok then and let him film me fucking Mrs Tribble, and cumming all over the wall

When I was done I went to sleep and so did Luther Reigns

When I woke up I found Luther Reigns making brekfast

I asked him what he was cooking and he said squirl

I said where you get that

He said I hunted it and killed it with my bear hands

I said I dont want squirl

Luther Reigns said we got way worse then that in prison, all we got was buffelo testical

I said fine I ant eatin that other shit

Then Mrs Tribble got up and ate some squirl

She then said Luther Reigns should come to school with us

Luther Reigns said he would represnet at school

Mrs Tribble also wanted us to take all the weapons with us

Mrs Tribble took the .45 and stuck in in her pants all tricked like

Luther Reigns stole one of my suits and hid the shotgun inside the jacket

I just took the AK-47 and said I didn't need to hide it, and I would repsent with it

We then headed out to the truck and Mrs Tribble and I got in the front, while Luther Reigns just sat in the flat bed of the truck

When we started driving and got on the high way Luther Reigns started shooting at cars with a shot gun

Some one then fliped him off and he siad stop this fuck, so I did

Luther Reigns jumped out of the truck while it was moving and ran up to the guy from behind

He pulled out a nine inch blad and slit his troat

Luther Reigns then yelled to start the fucking truck and take off

He jumped into the flat bed while the truck was still moving and shot wildly in the air and yelled all savage like

When we got to sckoo Luther Reigns consealed his shot gun while I just held my AK-47 all tricked like

We headed into the class room and Mrs Tribble went to get the kids

When they came into the room I saw The kid that gave me a dirty look and went up to him to start some shit

I said most days I threatin you with a knife, today I got me something else and showed him my gun and bullets

He just gave me a dirty look and Luther Reigns grabed him by the troat and choked him till he pasted out

Luther then threw him in the coner and said you dont get no learnings today

Luther Reigns then sat down in his desk and said Im doing the learning's

While I sat down next to the card system

Mrs Tribble told the class to pull out there math books and goto page 174

Luther Reigns rasied his hand and said I got no book

Mrs Tribble said you will have to share with cameron

Cameron looked scared

Luther said you sharing with me boy, and threw his desk next to Camerons

Mrs Tribble told the class what problems to do and then went to sit down

Cameron tried to share his book with Luther but Luther just took it but riped it in half by accident

He then raised his hand and said I fucked the book Mrs Tribble

She told him there were no no more books and that he would have to make do

Luther Reigns said Ill go find some

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Ten pasted by during which we herd some screaming and Luther Reigns yelling give me some of that book

He then came back to the classrom with two new books

He gave one to cameron and said this be yours and said this one be mine

Luther then started doing math and finsihed it before anyone else

He gave to Mrs Tribble and she corrected it

She said he got the problems right and was inprested

Luther Reigns said I know math I use to be in realstate

Luther then sat down and drew on his desk with his blade

Cameron said you cant do that, and Luther said I can do what I fuck whell please

Then lunch time came around

Luther asked me where we get the fucking food

I said come with me boy, and we went to the cafateria

I told him you take what you want from the kids

Luther just sat down next to a kid and took his lunch box

The kid said what are you doing

Luther said Im stealing you grub and im going to eat it in front of you

The kid got violent and asked Luther if he wanted to fight

Luther fliped out and picked up the trash can and trew it at the kid

He then said were going to boggy

Luther started punching the kid right in the alse way and then gave him a big boot

The kid tried to get up and Luther stabbed him in the leg

The kid all freaked out and ran to the office

I said to Luther we need to be getting out of here and we ran out to the playground

I told him we should get back to the class room but Luther wanted to go ride the swings

So Luther went up to a kid on the swings and threw him off while in the air

Luther then got on and gave them a riding

After about five the swing broke and Luther got pissed

He yelled this fucking cheap ass mexican labor shit I be pissed off

We then went back to the classroom

Recess was still going and I was boarded so I wanded down the hall looking into all the rooms

I then opeaned the janitor closet and took a looking

I saw a five gallon drum of cleaning solution that I wanted so I tried to pick it up but it spelled all over the place and out into the hall way

I ran off back to the class room before anyone could see me

Mrs Tribble then went out to get kids and Luther said he wanted to tell his UFO's storys to the class room

When the kids were all seated Luther stood at the front of the class and told his story

In the middle of it some kid outside the room started banging on the door

I yelled get away from our fucking door, but he did not move

So I pulled out my AK-47 and showed it at him, and he ran

But by accident I started firing and shot up the door

I tried to stop firing but the gun was fucked up and I emptyed a whole clip

Kids in the class room were screaming and on the floor

That one girl was rolling around all cizer like, and some kid jumped out the window and ran

I was just pissed off cause our door was all shot up

Luther said it's no problem Ill go get us anouther door

Luther wnet acroos the hall to what use to be Mr. Earnst room and tore there door off the wall

Then he tore the shot up door off our wall and threw it into the other class room

He then went to the janitors room to get a screw driver

While he was there the janitor found him and said what are you doing and did you spill that drum

Luther said are you accusing me of something boy

The janitor said yes

Luther said it's on and a fight broke out

Both of them went at it back and forth

Luther threw the janitor into anouther classroom and hit him with desks

Then he started trowing books at him and hit him with the projector nocking him out

Luther picked him up took him outside and put him in a dumpster

He said thats where your kind belong

A few minutes later the trash truck arrives and takes the dumpster with the janitor in it

We then head back to the class room where the kids are all tromitized from the shotin, and that one kid is still having a czier

Luther fixes up the door and then he kicks the cziered up person in the stomach as hard as he could

Aftrer that the bell rang and the kids left

We all headed out to the truck and Luther got in the flat bed

On the way home Luther shot up a police car and stole the officers night sticks and said I need that

When we got home we stored our guns in the living room and made some eatins

Luther ran out side and caputered a bird and killed it by snaping it's neck in two

He then cooked it right on the burner with no pan or anything

When it was done it was all black and Luther ate it whole

We just sat eating regular food while Luther ran back outside again , and got a lizard

He said I be having some of that, and cooked it right on the burner

When he was done he watched wrestling and said I can do that some day

When we were done I siad I need a fucking

So Mrs Tribble and I fucked right there on kictchen table right next to the food

When we were done we pasted out on the table