NIG GER Jokes PT 4

[Tad Dunbar]

Why do hahahahahahas wear wide-brimmed hats?
So pigeons can't shit on their lips.
Why did so many hahahahahaha soldiers get killed in Vietnam?
Every time someone yelled "Get down!" the hahahahahahas would jump up and start dancing.

What do you get when you cross a hahahahahaha with a Vietnamese?
Nothing. There are some things even a Vietnamese won't do.

What's black and tan and looks good on a hahahahahaha?
A Doberman Pinscher.

What's the fastest animal in the world?
The Ethiopian chicken.

Did you hear about Evel Knieval's new motorcycle stunt?
He's going to ride through Ethiopia with a sandwich tied to his back.

Did you hear about Ku Klux Knieval?
He tried to jump 50 hahahahahahas with a steam roller.

Why was golf invented?
So white people get a chance to dress like hahahahahahas.

What do you do if you see a hahahahahaha with half a head?
Stop laughing and reload.

Why did god create orgasms?
So hahahahahahas know when to stop.

Why did god give hahahahahahas rhythm?
Because he fucked up their hair, nose and lips.

Why are so many hahahahahahas moving to Detroit?
They heard there were no jobs there.

Why can't hahahahahaha women become nuns?
Because they can't get used to saying 'superior' after 'Mother'.

How do you fit 15 hahahahahahas in the back of a Cadillac?
Don't worry, they'll figure it out.

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ?
A bus full of hahahahahahas going over a cliff.

How do you stop a hahahahahaha from drowning?
You don't.

Whats the differance between Afghanistan and Christmas?
Christmas will be here this year.

Whats blue and hangs in my front yard?
My hahahahahaha I can paint him whatever color I want.

Why do seagulls have wings?
To beat the hahahahahahas to the dump.

What's a crying shame?
When a bus full of hahahahahahas drives off a cliff and there were 3 empty seats.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a feather up his ass?
A dart.

Why did the Jews wander in the desert for 40 years?
Because one of them lost a quarter.

What does N.A.A.C.P stand for?
hahahahahahas Are Always Causing Problems

How many spics does it take to have a bath?
Five, one to lie in the tub and four to spit on him.

What do a hahahahahaha and an apple have in common?
They both look good hanging from a tree.

Why are hahahahahahas always buried 12 feet deep?
Deep down they're good people.

What's the difference between a porch monkey and a yard ape?
The length of the chain.

What's black, orange, and very pretty?
A hahahahahaha on fire.

What do you have if you've got a hahahahahaha up to his neck in cement?
Not enough cement.

How was copper wire invented?
Two jews fighting over a penny.

How do you starve a hahahahahaha?
Hide his welfare check under his work boots.

How do you get 12 hahahahahahas in a Volkswagen?
Throw in a welfare check.

How do you get them out?
Throw in a job application.

Why are there trees in Harlem?
Public transportation.

How does a black woman fight crime?
She has an abortion.

What do you say when you see your T.V. floating around at night?
"Drop it hahahahahaha."