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Wizzo · 03-08-2006, 09:22 AM

I get on average 50 or icqs a day and try hard to answer them all, but sometimes I just want to kill some people. Like the guy below, I guess he thinks I sit just waiting for his icqs, I really think the next time he hits me up I will have to block him for the safty to those around me...

I did however change his name to protect the stupid!

[09:45] Asshat: heyWizzo
[09:45] Asshat: I need to talk to you
[09:45] Asshat: Hello? I saw you just come online.
[09:45] Asshat: Are you there?
[09:45] Asshat: Hello?
[09:45] Asshat: Please don't ignore me, this is important
[09:45] Asshat: Did I piss you off somehow?
[09:46] Asshat: this sux I know you are there
[09:46] Asshat: whats the deal
[09:46] Asshat: its important
[09:46] Asshat: hello? hello?
[09:46] Asshat: you need to answer i have a important question!
[09:47] Wizzo: Hey whats up, sorry for the delay I had like 20 different
ICQs when I turned it on.
[09:47] Asshat: got it *THUMBS UP*
[09:48] Asshat: but I have a important question for you.
[09:48] Wizzo: Sure what's up?
[09:48] Asshat: actually 2 things!
[09:48] Wizzo: sure, tell me what's up?
[09:49] Asshat: i had a sale
[09:49] Wizzo: cool...cool... and your question is?
[09:49] Asshat: i made the sale yesterday
[09:49] Wizzo: that's great, but what are you asking?
[09:50] Asshat: can you send my payment now
[09:50] Asshat: it was a sale on your site
[09:51] Wizzo: Payouts are send weekly, 2weeks in the rear. The schedule
is posted in the MM affiliate area, also so you are aware we
have a $100 minimum payout.
[09:53] Asshat: well just send it now please
[09:53] Wizzo: I can't do that, we have alot of affiliates and would be
impossible to keep track if we just sent payments.
[09:54] Asshat: but just send mine please, not everyone
[09:54] Asshat: i have epassporte
[09:55] Wizzo: I would like to help you out, but like I said we have a set
payout schedule and must stick to it.
[09:58] Asshat: ok i wait, but i have another question
[09:58] Wizzo: Sure, whats up
[09:59] Asshat: its about my sale
[10:03] Asshat: you still there?
[10:03] Wizzo: yea just waiting for your question?
[10:04] *** Asshat has logged off

Phoenix · 03-08-2006, 09:24 AM

hey you never answered my second question...dick ;)

O MARINA · 03-08-2006, 09:24 AM

I feel your pain Wizzo. I do.

G-Rotica · 03-08-2006, 09:25 AM

I'm sorry, thats just so damn funny! Can you send me my $ now?

Raven · 03-08-2006, 09:25 AM

And people wonder why I work out.

I start kickboxing next...I feel ya, Wizzo!

Wizzo · 03-08-2006, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix

hey you never answered my second question...dick ;)

Knew it had to be a Canadian... hahaha

BlingDaddy · 03-08-2006, 09:26 AM

LMAO... that's killin me...

MaDalton · 03-08-2006, 09:27 AM

send him a hand grenade as incentive for his sale and make sure that the little pin is already detached...

dynastoned · 03-08-2006, 09:27 AM

lol what the fuck?

Tom_PM · 03-08-2006, 09:34 AM

Yikes.. thats a rough one to get as soon as you turn ICQ on.

chadglni · 03-08-2006, 09:36 AM

Man somebody has to be pulling your leg.

Manowar · 03-08-2006, 09:37 AM

jacked · 03-08-2006, 09:39 AM

some people man fucking hilarious

Wizzo · 03-08-2006, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chadglni

Man somebody has to be pulling your leg.

You would think, but dude really did have a sale yesterday... Took him 3weeks to get it, but guess 10hits a day takes some time...

FlogTheLog · 03-08-2006, 09:40 AM

mahwhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Thats gold

KRL · 03-08-2006, 09:40 AM

Classic!

HorseShit · 03-08-2006, 09:44 AM

who was it, just tell us!

Martin3 · 03-08-2006, 09:45 AM

So was his 1 sale a PPS on a trial?

MetaMan · 03-08-2006, 09:47 AM

the world IS full of stupid people.

sweetums · 03-08-2006, 09:52 AM

Wizzo....just rub your ears and say "whooooosssaaaaah" for at least 5 minutes

karlm · 03-08-2006, 09:52 AM

Not being funny but the guy is obviously new. He could be a whale in the future

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wizzo

You would think, but dude really did have a sale yesterday... Took him 3weeks to get it, but guess 10hits a day takes some time...

Sosa · 03-08-2006, 11:16 AM

lol it wasn't me!

xNetworx · 03-08-2006, 11:21 AM

BlackCrayon · 03-08-2006, 11:33 AM

lol that poor broke idiot bastard.

Gabriel · 03-08-2006, 11:43 AM

ROFL That just made my morning.

thanks.

bastardsquad · 03-08-2006, 11:46 AM

wow...some people just are not good at "life" in general...add another person to the list of people who just dont get it...

polish_aristocrat · 03-08-2006, 11:50 AM

was his website gr8movies ?

pornguy · 03-08-2006, 11:53 AM

Hey Wizzo. I have NOT signed up to promote you, but I wanted to know of you could just pay me now. Dont worry about everyone else. Just send me. oh.. Lest say 125$. How does that sound. I will sign up next week.

GlydeGirl · 03-08-2006, 11:56 AM

That's why we call it "Customer Service" instead of the slightly less politically correct term of "Talking to Idiots" LOL

Pete-KT · 03-08-2006, 12:00 PM

hey wizzo i havnt sent any sales yet, can you pay me in advance?

CaptainHowdy · 03-08-2006, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wizzo

You would think, but dude really did have a sale yesterday... Took him 3weeks to get it, but guess 10hits a day takes some time...

He did send you a sale tough...

!! or make MayorsMoney an "Playa´s Only" program... geez!!

On the funny side, just wait for the chargeback...

!!

seeric · 03-08-2006, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

was his website gr8movies ?

rofl!

kyle!!!

EvilFubAr · 03-08-2006, 12:34 PM

haha, that cracks me up.

ColBigBalls · 03-08-2006, 12:41 PM

wow where to begin

RRRED · 03-08-2006, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by karlm

Not being funny but the guy is obviously new. He could be a whale in the future

My thoughts exactly!!!

Take him under your wing, man! His persistance and annoying pushy qualities will probably make him into a big hitter that much faster.

Jay · 03-08-2006, 12:49 PM

LOL! That's funny!

I've had similar things happen to me more than once...

calibra · 03-08-2006, 01:03 PM

Priceless!

This is just unbelievable!

arial · 03-08-2006, 01:05 PM

I feel your pain.

CDSmith · 03-08-2006, 01:21 PM

He forgot to mention his sale was a trial, he is owed $1.98 :D

Seriously though, I hate when people on ICQ say "hey r u there? I have something to ask you"..... why not just ask the fucking question? Why does the person actually have to be online for them to ask it?

People... just ask your questions, then when the person gets online they will see your question and answer it right away, instead of all this "you there?" crap.

And lastly, you send the money me now, yes?

Gina · 03-08-2006, 04:40 PM

He probably wants you to pay him quick before it's charged back for fraud.

Hollywood Horwitz · 03-08-2006, 06:16 PM

thats hilarious!

Vitasoy · 03-08-2006, 11:37 PM

Lol.. but it comes with it's territory

WiredGuy · 03-08-2006, 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jay

LOL! That's funny!

I've had similar things happen to me more than once...

Oh come on, its not that unreasonable for me to ask you to send an epassporte after each of my sales... lol
WG

xclusive · 03-08-2006, 11:44 PM

lol can't wait to deal with fuckers like this when I open my program lol

american pervert · 03-08-2006, 11:55 PM

block him, not worth the headache

I like the ones that send me a message at 3am EST and bitch about service when I don't answer until I get up.

Zuzana Designs · 03-09-2006, 12:01 AM

I love it when people write you and in the same min think you are ignoring them .. like you just sit there all day waiting for one icq lol ... ahhh good stuff

potter · 03-09-2006, 12:08 AM

lmao, that is a great convo

RedShoe · 03-09-2006, 12:16 AM

Wizzo.. you there? Hello? Wizzo?

SomeCreep · 03-09-2006, 12:18 AM

That's a funny convo

bdld · 03-09-2006, 12:40 AM

sounds like an ignorant newbie who doesn't know how payouts work in the biz.

03-08-2006, 09:22 AM	#1
Wizzo 2011 GFY Hall of Fame! Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Back in Texas! Posts: 15,224	HolyFuck! sometimes you just have to wonder about people. I get on average 50 or icqs a day and try hard to answer them all, but sometimes I just want to kill some people. Like the guy below, I guess he thinks I sit just waiting for his icqs, I really think the next time he hits me up I will have to block him for the safty to those around me... I did however change his name to protect the stupid! [09:45] Asshat: heyWizzo [09:45] Asshat: I need to talk to you [09:45] Asshat: Hello? I saw you just come online. [09:45] Asshat: Are you there? [09:45] Asshat: Hello? [09:45] Asshat: Please don't ignore me, this is important [09:45] Asshat: Did I piss you off somehow? [09:46] Asshat: this sux I know you are there [09:46] Asshat: whats the deal [09:46] Asshat: its important [09:46] Asshat: hello? hello? [09:46] Asshat: you need to answer i have a important question! [09:47] Wizzo: Hey whats up, sorry for the delay I had like 20 different ICQs when I turned it on. [09:47] Asshat: got it THUMBS UP [09:48] Asshat: but I have a important question for you. [09:48] Wizzo: Sure what's up? [09:48] Asshat: actually 2 things! [09:48] Wizzo: sure, tell me what's up? [09:49] Asshat: i had a sale [09:49] Wizzo: cool...cool... and your question is? [09:49] Asshat: i made the sale yesterday [09:49] Wizzo: that's great, but what are you asking? [09:50] Asshat: can you send my payment now [09:50] Asshat: it was a sale on your site [09:51] Wizzo: Payouts are send weekly, 2weeks in the rear. The schedule is posted in the MM affiliate area, also so you are aware we have a $100 minimum payout. [09:53] Asshat: well just send it now please [09:53] Wizzo: I can't do that, we have alot of affiliates and would be impossible to keep track if we just sent payments. [09:54] Asshat: but just send mine please, not everyone [09:54] Asshat: i have epassporte [09:55] Wizzo: I would like to help you out, but like I said we have a set payout schedule and must stick to it. [09:58] Asshat: ok i wait, but i have another question [09:58] Wizzo: Sure, whats up [09:59] Asshat: its about my sale [10:03] Asshat: you still there? [10:03] Wizzo: yea just waiting for your question? [10:04] * Asshat has logged off __________________ Looking for Opportunity!**

03-08-2006, 09:24 AM	#2
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03-08-2006, 09:25 AM	#4
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03-08-2006, 09:25 AM	#5
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03-08-2006, 09:26 AM	#7
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03-08-2006, 09:24 AM	#3
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03-08-2006, 09:27 AM	#8
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03-08-2006, 09:27 AM	#9
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03-08-2006, 09:34 AM	#10
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03-08-2006, 09:36 AM	#11
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03-08-2006, 09:39 AM	#13
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03-08-2006, 09:40 AM	#15
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03-08-2006, 09:44 AM	#17
HorseShit Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 17,513	who was it, just tell us!

03-08-2006, 09:45 AM	#18
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03-08-2006, 09:47 AM	#19
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03-08-2006, 09:52 AM	#20
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03-08-2006, 11:16 AM	#22
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03-08-2006, 11:21 AM	#23
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03-08-2006, 11:33 AM	#24
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03-08-2006, 11:43 AM	#25
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03-08-2006, 11:46 AM	#26
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03-08-2006, 11:50 AM	#27
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03-08-2006, 11:53 AM	#28
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03-08-2006, 11:56 AM	#29
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03-08-2006, 12:00 PM	#30
Pete-KT Workin With The Devil Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: West Bloomfield, MI Posts: 51,532	hey wizzo i havnt sent any sales yet, can you pay me in advance?

03-08-2006, 12:34 PM	#33
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03-08-2006, 12:41 PM	#34
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03-08-2006, 12:49 PM	#36
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03-08-2006, 01:03 PM	#37
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03-08-2006, 01:05 PM	#38
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03-08-2006, 01:21 PM	#39
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03-08-2006, 04:40 PM	#40
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03-08-2006, 06:16 PM	#41
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