Just when I was thinking this was gonna be the 1st ambush to go totally ignored....

1: Yeah, that's true. My hairline started to recede when I was about 22. I've decided that if/when I ever have a child, I am going to tattoo "HAHAHA Love Dad" on his head.

He should start to see it in his early 20's.

Personally, I prefer the bald look on me anyway and considering the various hair styles I used to come up with...This is much easier to manage.

I'm still with the model but I will bounce back and for while finishing up with her.

Shot these about a hour ago....Fill your time with them for now. :glugglug

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Yes, I'm trying to distract you while I finish my business here. :)

She'll do.

Well, until your answers anyway... looking forward to this one !!!

And while you are filing the paperwork, any chance of the Mt Rainer pics ? He he he he

:thumbsup

2: Why wouldn't they be white? I thought there where white people in pretty much every country these days.

I'm in the same situation as you, except that when I used to have a full head of hair it was thin and whispy and hard to do anything with anyways, so I mostly kept it short.

I'm often asked if I shave my head to "hide" losing my hair? Does anyone actually think you can hide something like this? I think most of just recognize if you're bald or balding, it just looks best to get rid of it all. No hiding involved.

I love that I shave because I choose too, not because I have too, but applaud anyone losing their hair who also whacks their's off.

Low tide and/or landing strips are not kosher IMHO.

:2 cents:

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This thread has been like GFY memory lane! LOL http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e2...2drinkspit.gif

3: Gay? I think not. You and I have shared enough hotel rooms over the years to know that if I were into men...I would have gotten into you. :Graucho

As for why pink? Why not? I like pink. :winkwink:

I can see, this one is going to be great. :)

4. How many times have you been banned from GFY? Who have you gotten banned from GFY? How many fake nicks do you have?


Uh....I'm not sure. I think 6 or 7 maybe? Who got me banned? I did, of course. Paul Markham and I got into it pretty bad a few years back and of all the bannings, that's the only one i really deserved. IMHO.

How many fake nicks? Not sure but if I had to guess I would say maybe 15 to 20.

Aaron is a class act and one of the nicest people you'll meet! Always a pleasure to spend time with.

Question: How many Hard Rock pins do you have in your collection and do you have any pictures of all of them?

good question, a followup: In-n-Out or Hardrock?

5. How did you end up in a Mexican Jail? How come you couldn't get into Canada and were not allowed back into the USA?

It was the black dudes fault.

As for the Canadian Customs bullshit....They found a box of Joesho's 420 calendars in my car and would not allow me in because of it. They also would not allow me to leave them there. They sent me back to US Customs who thought that StuartD was gay and trying to get smuggled into the US. They also did not want to let me in because I had Playboy Cash shirts with me so I was "importing textiles."

In the end, the callender's were thrown away and US Customs turned their back on the shirts and Stuart's sexual preferences.

http://www.a1der-babe.com/busted.jpg

6:

My wardrobe huh? Jesus, where should I start?

Most people would kill to have the selection of clothing that I have. My styles change all the time but I pretty much stick to the same stores for shopping. I think I have more shoes than KimmyKim.

Sleazy got so plastered at Gotham Hall in Santa Monica by consuming multiple colored drinks that when he got back to the room, he started puking all over the place....Including in my suitcase.

It looked like rainbow bright had spent the night vomiting in that hotel room.

i would like to know about playingwithtoni the full story, we all know pibcash stole tonifreelander from you, so you decided to go with a different domain, and it seemed running the affil program on your own wasnt generating the sales you wanted so you got a great webmaster program with an established base.

7. How many women have asked you to be their baby's Daddy?


Including trannys?

hahaha damn! that's TheFLY!...

8. What was the BIGGEST surprize you ever received from myspace?

Can't think of any off hand.

Sorry.

9. Does your model ever ask for another hot tub session in Vegas with RocHard?

Actually....Yes. But she was more interested in Bunny.

10. Why is it you enjoy cuddling with hairy men?


They keep me warmer than non-hairy men.

11. Why did you leave porncity and then return?

I never really felt at home on PC and after several attempts at posting there, I just left out of frustration but mostly because GFY is where the act is. I also love Netpond and Meat but it's a slower board and the topics do not usually keep my interest.

I returned to PornCity for a couple of reasons. One, I am sick of the surfers and post whores on certain boards. I am very busy these days and when I have time to post, I'd rather do it on a board that has fewer trolls. Also, while in Amsterdam last September, Mayor approached me and we started talking a little business. By posting on PC it allowed me to learn more about him and his company...As you know, I like to know who I am doing business with.

12. What is with your obsession with nachos?


Fuck you, baddog. :321GFY

13. Talk about working at a bank and car rental agency.

Yuck.

A few of the positive things I got from those jobs was in depth knowledge of credit card systems and how banks handle charge backs and various things like that. It's been helpful in this biz from time to time.

As for the rental car or any other retail type job, it gave me training on how to deal with ignorant people and that was my foundation for my success on GFY. :1orglaugh

Ohhh boy......

14. What kind of car do you drive? post pics - talk about your home. Post pics

Whenever I talk about anything I have, people accuse me of bragging, lying, whatever.

So...I drive a Pinto but I have to have people help me push start it and I return cans for gas money. I live in a trailer house with my mother.

15. Where did you goto school? What kind of education do you have?


I went to School in Portland, OR. I am a high school drop out who got his GED and was taking Photojournalism classes before I would have graduated high school.

16. Talk about the taxi cab drivers in Montreal. How did we end up smack damn in the middle of butt fuck nowhere?


Fuck that cab driver. He should have been shot. The guy was so stupid he didn't even notice that I had reset his meter about 3 times during the ride.

NEVER take a cab in Montreal. If the road has 3 lanes then there are 5 cars side by side. The Montreal City Planners should also be shot.

17. How much money and time have you spent in the LA garment district?

None. I'm too broke to shop in LA.

18. What was the wildest thing you ever did in Tahoe?

This question is BAD news right here......

Let's just say that I sat in the corner and watched one hell of a show in a hotel room. Afterwards...I think I needed a cigarette.

19. Talk about your relationship with your mother and father. Do they know what you do?

Well, my dad called me tonight to ask why I had not responded to this thread yet. :)

Yes, my parents both know what I do. They have also been to industry parties a couple of times. I even made baddog join us in Disneyland for my Mother's birthday and had him tell them why he was 86ed from there 30 years ago.

And J$tyle$ has a thing for hitting on my mother every time he sees her. :(

20. How the fuck did you put a snowmobile in a tree in Kelowna?

I thought that was fake drama?

I'll tell you how...By being stupid and driving the damn thing too fast.

21. When and how did you learn about photography?


Sophomore year of high school. Even with all the photography classes I have taken...I don't use much of what I learned. I have learned far more hands on then I did in school.

22. What was your favorite show ever and why? Talk about the adult conventions you have gone to and plan on going to.

That's a tough one. There have been a lot of great shows over the years.

Cancun was awesome because of the big ass fish I caught, partying with SweetT, and Scuba Diving but it was more of a fuck off trip than an actual show.

The Montreal Cybernet shows were among my favorites but these days, The Phoenix Forum has them all beat. Running a very close second would have to be the LA Webmaster Access shows.

Not sure where all I will be this year. Amsterdam, LA, & Phoenix for sure. Other than that, it's up in the air.

23. Where do you live? Where have you lived? Why?


Portland, OR....NOT SEATTLE! God know why so many people think I live in Seattle.

Portland has always been home but I've pent some time in Palm Springs back in the early 90's and I pretty much lived with Donny and Belinda for half of this past summer since my trailer home had been repossessed.

LMAO!!! Always willing to help a friend out :1orglaugh

Think back to dinner at Disneyland

24. What was the best practical joke you ever played on anyone?

I have no clue.

One of my favorites was when Lensman banned me on April Fools day a couple years back. I had shitload of people hotlink a button from my sig asking for me to be unbanned. Lens unbanned me within a few hours but I continued to get people hotlinking the button, including Lensman.

Then I swapped the button for a full blown banner advertising an affiliate program.

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25. How long have you been in the business and how did you get into porn?

Long enough to be ashamed that I am not further on than I am now. I was shooting before the Internet was around. Ran a BBS with access to my work and tried the AVS game when the Internet came around.

I remember when we embedded a file in posts that changed the skin on the thread to a Free AaronM or something like that

Good times, too!