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![]() My car got a flat tire today and then I had to wait for the stupid roadside assistance peoples to show up for almost an entire hour.
WTF an hour? I was planning to call and bitch about the wait until this really hot guy pulled up in his thexy road-side-assistant uniform and said he'd get things "jacked up and taken care of" and then have me on my way. LAWDS MERCY I had to sit down. He had a wedding band on. What a waste of a good man. I think that's the first time a breeder ever told me he was going to get things jacked up and taken care of for me. Needless to say, he got a big tip. |
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you can't change your own tire?
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The thexy roadside-assistant-man was impressed that I had a "full sized spare". I wasn't sure if he was hitting on me or not.......
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EXACTLY!
He's not a breeder ;) I personally like working on my own cars, don't know why people have to CALL and ask for somebody to put the spare on! ![]() Hell I've known lots of women that changed their own spares too!
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1. I have no idea how the tire system thing works, much less have any idea how to take that muck-a-muck all apart, and then even begin to hope getting it all put back together again. 2. I'm not positive, but I'm pretty sure tires are heavy. 3. It was very cold outside and that's bad for my skin. 4. I was pretty certain that if I tried to do that, I'd get dirty. Yes I know womens like that too. They're called lesbians. |
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Leave it to boyalley to turn any situation gay
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Id rather get fucked in the ass than not be able to change my own tire... OH SHIT! This thread makes sense now..
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It was traumatic. There was this huge piece of metal muck sticking out of the tire. Some breeder was littering machine parts or something I have no idea. I was all out there alone, on teh highways, miles from the nearest exit. I had no foods. It was cold outside. Awful. Good thing I had some cookbooks in the car with me to read that I had just bought or I might have gone crazy being all alone for all that time waiting for teh roadside-assistance-man. Cripe Mighty I need to go open up a bottle of wine....... |
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I live in Oregon and for economy reason, it is "illegal to pump your own gas". Boneprone could verify that one. But being from California, it's funny how many natives that don't know HOW TO PUMP THEIR OWN GAS!
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Who the hell would want to pump their own gas? Nasty........
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Because if I could pump my own fucking gas I wouldn't have to fucking wait in line for 15 minutes while the 2 people that are working all 20 fucking pumps talk to their friends!
And no I don't tip them either.
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There's gay - as in fucking some one of the same sex - and then there's GAY. Not changing your own tire is mucho gayo. jeez
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![]() I don't go to full service gas stations in Cali - because I'm not a lazy person. I could pump my own gas into my car, but I'm not allowed to. So there is no reason to tip.
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Did he use a 4 way to get your wheel nuts off, or did he use a cordless driver?
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When was the last time you saw a woman change a tire?
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As for cordless drivers, I already have a whole bunch of my own under my bed in a basket, and I can assure you he didn't pull anything that looked even remotely close to those out. |
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Damn I'm busted again ;)
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Nope. No where close to be a Jew.
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did you go for the optional waxing afterwards? (i know i made your day with this picture)
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What about motorcycles? Certainly they don't expect a biker to let someone else put gas in their bike. |
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the picture with the guy who is .... that car is just hilarious,some sick people live in our world.
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