Whats the best way to take over the world? - GoFuckYourself.com

RichIt Strike · 03-07-2006, 09:48 AM

How do you start to take over the world and How would you get total control?

Phoenix · 03-07-2006, 09:49 AM

steal all their gold

SilentKnight · 03-07-2006, 09:52 AM

Unify all existing credit card processing companies into one - take everyone's money...then declare bankrupcy and vanish to a small caribbean island with a bevy of luscious babes - and no extradition.

PragueStudios · 03-07-2006, 10:07 AM

Be a James Bond baddie..

polish_aristocrat · 03-07-2006, 10:13 AM

start with selling gr8movies.com for $1 Million and then put it in roulette on no 15 so that you get $36 Million, then buy men.com from KRL and sell for $150 Million 3 years later, then create a virus and set up abiotech company who will discover the vaccine against it... and then you made it, you're a billionaire and then you can either party with Bill Gates or come back to GFY asking if sticking a finger in your anus makes you gay

polish_aristocrat · 03-07-2006, 10:13 AM

fuck GFY and its double posts

BigB · 03-07-2006, 10:15 AM

If you really have the ambition of taking over the world...

... I would suggest starting by studying up on "Pinky and The Brain" Episodes.

There is some plans in the series that are viable.

Big B

MacDaddyPlaya · 03-07-2006, 10:16 AM

Create a huge ray gun and hope Underdog doesn't foil your plan

Marcus Aurelius · 03-07-2006, 10:17 AM

Hey....thats our problem pal...just dont you worry about it!!

sfera · 03-07-2006, 10:19 AM

get a following of naughts

Gerco · 03-07-2006, 10:38 AM

Form a religion based totally on belief, not proof. Keep everyone out of school and keep them stupid, make all "smart" people out to be heritics. Toss up smoke screens to your members to keep thier minds off the real problems, get other stupid people to join your cause due to thier ingnorance or hate of a single subject like sex. Run this till you get enough members to start over throwing other religions and force them to yours under the name of your religion.... Wait a second... Sorry this has been done.

TheLegacy · 03-07-2006, 10:44 AM

you can do it for free

go back and finish school - learn politics / law etc. - stay safe from war by hiding out in some nowhere job away from danger - dont get caught doing any crimes that would tarnish your reputation - get nominated work your butt off kissing ass to those with money promising kickbacks and favors in return for their support - become president of the free world then start using all your resources to start attacking other countries .. the rest is up to you

Jace · 03-07-2006, 10:45 AM

ask Kyle Hoppes

Pinklinkz · 03-07-2006, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RichIt Strike

How do you start to take over the world and How would you get total control?

I would buy a bunch of chickens and teach them to sneeze

GlydeGirl · 03-07-2006, 10:47 AM

Discover a new oil patch or diamond mine.

EdgeXXX · 03-07-2006, 10:56 AM

That's my little secret...

Tom_PM · 03-07-2006, 10:58 AM

Give everyone free solar power? I dunno.
Be China? No idea.

luv$ · 03-07-2006, 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pinklinkz

I would buy a bunch of chickens and teach them to sneeze

u-Bob · 03-07-2006, 04:09 PM

step 1: place a giant laser on the moon.

contact me for step 2.

SilentKnight · 03-07-2006, 04:15 PM

Support the rebellion from your lands to the north...while condemning it from your lands to the south.

That's how wishy-washy noblemen have always kept their lands and title.

At least according to Braveheart.

SilentKnight · 03-07-2006, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob

step 1: place a giant laser on the moon.

Its already been tried. Bruce Willis was sent up and deactivated it. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it in to the sun.

Abithefiend · 03-07-2006, 04:23 PM

I wouldn't wanna take over the world...imagine being in control of all the weirdo's out there. Fuck that!

tristan_D · 03-07-2006, 06:06 PM

implement an international currency. all countries in the world will be using one kind of money.

fr0gman · 03-07-2006, 06:10 PM

One inch at a time. Think about it. Anyone will give you an inch.

TreasureBucks · 03-07-2006, 06:25 PM

dont spread out your armies too much, or you'll weaken your military. Um... and dont forget to protect your borders. If you own North America, watch out for attacks from Kamchatka...

je_rome · 03-08-2006, 03:05 AM

start an "all-out war on terror" campaign... spread military troops especially in Asian countries

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