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03-06-2006, 10:57 PM
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Tip 4 Tip
So I have this regular Chinese kid delivery boy who brings me food like 3x/week. He's an INSANE gambler. Money pours through his hands like water. But, WTF, he's young and it's just him. The thing is, every time he delivers food I go for my wallet to give hime a nice tip. But, Raymond (that's his name) says.. "No. no..."
What he wants, incorrigible gamber that he is, is a hot tip on a horse --  So, I'm like... you sure... and he's like yeah, yeah. Good move, too. I hear he is making a bundle at the track every weekend on my tips. Which is fine. But now get this, the other night the doorbell rings, and it's Raymond!"Wassup, Raymond?" "Oh, I was wondering if you had a pick for the 3rd race on Saturday..."   "Well, where's my food?"  "But, you didn't order any food..." "Ah, so you see my point..." 2hp
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03-06-2006, 10:59 PM
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LOL nice! start charging him for tips
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03-06-2006, 11:07 PM
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I make pixels work
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extortionist
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03-06-2006, 11:08 PM
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I make pixels work
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Feed The Brain!!!
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03-07-2006, 04:39 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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...and you've done your good deed for the day
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03-07-2006, 04:44 AM
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The Face of Romance and the Symbol of Freedom
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03-07-2006, 05:45 AM
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Do you have a tip for the 3rd race on Saturday?
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03-07-2006, 05:53 AM
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start charging him...
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03-07-2006, 07:25 AM
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BACON BACON BACON
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haha that is awesome man
btw...you are eating too much chinese food..lol |
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03-07-2006, 07:51 AM
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there's no $$$ in porn
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