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Young 03-05-2006 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
Google Adsense and Buying Traffic -
by: Charles Nevery
The click threw rate on your adsence will defiantly improve under certain guidelines that I have found experimenting

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:1orglaugh dear lord how is anyone going to take you seriously with spelling like that

awful spelling and grammar.

what's worst is the attempt at sounding intelligent.

"You will dramatically improve your adsense click through rate just by following certain guidelines I have set up. Guidelines which were discovered while experimenting..."

Much more effective...

bary 03-05-2006 10:52 PM

bullshits

Brad Mitchell 03-05-2006 10:55 PM

Charles is the bomb!

:)

Brad

zigx 03-06-2006 12:14 AM

BigMaster, please send me a message if you can: 159-342-699

thank you.

germanrevenue 03-06-2006 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy
Exactly, anyone who's spent money with Google could pass that test.
WG

yep thats correct!:thumbsup

fr0gman 03-06-2006 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lyn1
I'll take your seriously - A new site PR4 www.justfilthy.com .

Every photo/video comment is placed with seo in mind. All have descriptive keywords that I think are relevant for my site. I use photo names and headings with seo in mind as well.

Should I have more text or should the text change often.

Your comments please.

Lyn from Oz

Lyn, you have one of the nicest blog sites I have seen in a while

http://rss.xxposedcash.com

fr0gman 03-06-2006 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
lol unsavory like yahoo ?

Twinkies are unsavory. So are cupcakes and waffles...

SOUP.. now THAT is savory... and what is that yeasty spread that Brits like to put on toast? That is savory!

EdgeXXX 03-06-2006 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fr0gman
Twinkies are unsavory. So are cupcakes and waffles...

SOUP.. now THAT is savory... and what is that yeasty spread that Brits like to put on toast? That is savory!



Yeasty spread? :Oh crap


wtf?

bellskids 03-06-2006 01:15 AM

marmite?

nofx 03-06-2006 01:21 AM

interesting thread/read

AndyWoods Is A Crook 03-06-2006 01:39 AM

I force the googlebot to come to me ;)

PussyTeenies 03-06-2006 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AndyWoods Is A Crook
I force the googlebot to come to me ;)

and how did that feel like?

BobG 03-06-2006 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigMaster
1. page title
2. URL "keywords"
3. H1 text
4. Blogs
5. Be spamy with text density new algo sucks
6. PR
7. inner links with keywords
8. Get listed with your link on a PR6 site
9. Density - keyword page specific
10. Layout of htm/css

what about duration of domain regestration? Matters?

DatingGold 03-06-2006 03:37 AM

:thumbsup :1orglaugh

Linkster 03-06-2006 05:00 AM

You are not even close to Matt Cutts - however I have emailed
him this thread so maybe he can blog something about imposters.


Phone: 330.819.0948
Email: [email protected]
Mailing Address:
9955D Ridgwood court
Stow, Ohio, 44224

Registrant Name: Charles Nevery
Registrant Organization: Prosubmit LLC
Registrant Address1: 1656 Newport Cove
Registrant City: Twinsburg
Registrant State/Province: Ohio
Registrant Postal Code: 44087
Registrant Country: United States
Registrant Country Code: US
Registrant Phone Number: +1.2165707780

ssp 03-06-2006 05:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DickShoke
get back to me in a few months..i've applied as a Network Engineer and Windows Administrator at Google...and it's my goal to get hired there :P

i love that company...

You're not very smart for exposing that information to a public message board.

:helpme

chadglni 03-06-2006 05:30 AM

Is this thing still going? LOL

V_RocKs 03-06-2006 05:48 AM

If there were such a thing as google bowling, your small blog would be banned for linking to my 2000 posts blog. Which has 20 categories, 10 archive page 1's + the previous for each of the 10 months...

So you are getting like 3000 links from me... and you are now banned... not gonna happen.

HorseShit 03-06-2006 06:18 AM

i still think this thread sucks.

stickyfingerz 03-06-2006 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigMaster
why did they close it maybe hit me up and explain webworlddesigns (at) msn.com

They would not disclose it to me. Im assuming its because I clicked on two ads I was actually interested in. :1orglaugh If that is the case its nuts.

jjjay 03-06-2006 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigMaster
Finaly a real so guy. My real name is matt C you know my blog. Yess it was releaed is in there current c right


You think you're Matt Cutts do you?

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

:1orglaugh

Marshal 03-06-2006 08:23 AM

this thread is bs...

nico-t 03-06-2006 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigMaster
Bavk links will not mean anythin because of google bowling. Next algo update so forget them

wtf?? if this would be true it would be like an atomic bomb for every site that is now listed on top

tungsten 03-06-2006 08:30 AM

full of shit dawg

Radical Seo Guy 03-06-2006 08:34 AM

You can listen to the real Matt Cutts here on seo rockstars: http://media.webmasterradio.fm/epis...6/SEO013106.mp3


Also guys n girls, save a bit of $$ buy and buy an old domain, u can pick up a few for reasonable prices!

gornyhuy 03-06-2006 08:47 AM

This thread makes the baby jesus cry.

sumz 03-06-2006 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigMaster
wow ok first thing im not selling anything, second thin PR does not mean anything because the system was ruined by google, People were buying shit back links to competitors sites and triping the filters to get them banned. Third the biggest thing they are going to do tyhis month is release there new content filters so if you run and use any auto generated pages you are going to get banned I.P by I.P

Lol, please tell me how itīs possible for google to ban auto generated pages? You know thereīs shitloads of autogenerated content that even if you read it you wouldnīt be able to say itīs auto generated. So if there is no proof of it shown, how can they ban them?

Violetta 03-06-2006 09:15 AM

lol... funny thread

Nicky 03-06-2006 09:28 AM

Lay off the crack pipe BigMaster....

Web Lass 03-06-2006 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigMaster
yes but you will have to travel they are a good company to work for! I love there profit sharing plan.

What do you mean travel? NYC is a train ride away for me. Do you mean travel more than the commute to work?

Miguel P 03-06-2006 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigMaster
Looking for SEO questions. I work and am certified by google??
Ask away


Hey my cousin works there as SEO his name is Jose Aviles.

Kevsh 03-06-2006 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigMaster
1. page title
2. URL "keywords"
3. H1 text
4. Blogs
5. Be spamy with text density new algo sucks
6. PR
7. inner links with keywords
8. Get listed with your link on a PR6 site
9. Density - keyword page specific
10. Layout of htm/css

I'm crying foul.
Google would never hire a guy who can't spell HTML or SPAMMY

(or one who admits their own algo "sucks")
:winkwink:

BigMaster 03-06-2006 10:22 AM

LOL i got you but one hell of a thread lol

Realy though i do know alot about SEO and PPC managment and im willing to help anyone out on a serious level. I have already helped out 3 webmasters here.

vod 03-06-2006 10:24 AM

why google ?

BigMaster 03-06-2006 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vod
why google ?

Why google what? Im not sure what you mean!

jjjay 03-06-2006 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigMaster
LOL i got you but one hell of a thread lol

I don't think you 'got' a single person in this thread.

replying to obvious trolls is funny though

5/10 for effort

BigMaster 03-06-2006 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jjjay
I don't think you 'got' a single person in this thread.

replying to obvious trolls is funny though

5/10 for effort

Thank You!

fr0gman 04-22-2006 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bellskids
marmite?

Marmite... that's it. Now THAT is savory.

Fucksakes 04-22-2006 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jjjay
I don't think you 'got' a single person in this thread.

replying to obvious trolls is funny though

5/10 for effort

looks like he got the attention of some popular seo guys thou.

Choppa 04-23-2006 06:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigMaster
cant say i like my job but its SEO/PPC lol

I want a google tshirt...can u send me one :thumbsup

QuadsZilla 04-27-2006 06:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigMaster
1. page title
2. URL "keywords"
3. H1 text
4. Blogs
5. Be spamy with text density new algo sucks
6. PR
7. inner links with keywords
8. Get listed with your link on a PR6 site
9. Density - keyword page specific
10. Layout of htm/css

ummm. . . NO.

You are retarded, wrong and don't work for google.

seeric 04-27-2006 06:17 AM

lol. i work for nasa, anyone got space shuttle questions?

hahahaha.

CaptainWolfy 04-27-2006 06:22 AM

just bump for old thread!

Nicky 04-27-2006 06:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K
lol. i work for nasa, anyone got space shuttle questions?

hahahaha.

Is it possible to have sex with the space suits on?

asdfqwer 04-28-2006 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdvertisingSex
how can I increase my adsense revenue?

Email adsense optimization team,they will do that for free,no magic

asdfqwer 04-28-2006 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky
Is it possible to have sex with the space suits on?

:1orglaugh

TheMaster 05-04-2006 07:48 PM

okay, what happened with Google the last month

seems the less a page has to do with something, the higher it ranks for that subject

CaptainHook 05-04-2006 08:00 PM

No questions
 
Hey all.....no questions....love google!!!

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nico-t 05-05-2006 05:59 AM

ok google boy, go to the man in charge and demand a linkback update... now!

gandalfuy 06-03-2006 05:57 AM

just a bump to remember happy days,,

lol


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