A close friend of mine died.... :( - GoFuckYourself.com

AdultInsider Cloner · 03-04-2006, 01:55 PM

I met Veronica back when I was married and we became fast and intimate friends. After I introduced her to my future ex-wfie, she spent a lot of time with us, much to our delight and the jealously of others.

Then after I got divorced, Veronica was there through dozens of girlfriends and lesser encounters. Always willing and happy to offer her unique style of assistance to the relationship.

A vibrant, powerful, versitle, hard working, yet quiet personality, Veronica was a measure of relationship success for me. If the girl I was seeing embraced her, then all as well, but if she was put off or freaked out by Veronica, then it was usually a sign of impending failure.

It was tough to watch Veronica slowly deteriorate and finally pass this last year.... and while it will only cost $20 to replace her, the memories, experiences and ladies we have shared are priceless.

Veronica, I'll always be grateful for the time we spent together, rest in peace my friend, it's well deserved.
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DutchTeenCash · 03-04-2006, 02:02 PM

stupid tasteless and more

Alex · 03-04-2006, 02:03 PM

Wait, you are a dude?

casinoguy · 03-04-2006, 02:05 PM

yes this is very tasteless

adultchica · 03-04-2006, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex

Wait, you are a dude?

OMG your reply is priceless

Manowar · 03-04-2006, 02:05 PM

wtf......

p1mpdogg · 03-04-2006, 02:06 PM

ahah

my kinda asshole

Jennyfer · 03-04-2006, 02:06 PM

That's sounds so wrong...did you keep it with you?

pornguy · 03-04-2006, 02:06 PM

He sits on it.

SilentKnight · 03-04-2006, 02:12 PM

Sad day...sorry to hear of your loss dude.

When will services be held?

We have the truck packed and will be hittin' the road shortly.

KRL · 03-04-2006, 02:12 PM

They've got new technology out now dude. Time for an upgrade.

MrChips · 03-04-2006, 02:13 PM

Go and fuck yourself.

The passing of someone close isnt something to do that with.

Zarathustra · 03-04-2006, 02:15 PM

retard...

AdultInsider Cloner · 03-04-2006, 02:47 PM

LOL nice

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Sad day...sorry to hear of your loss dude.

When will services be held?

We have the truck packed and will be hittin' the road shortly.

loverboy · 03-04-2006, 02:49 PM

you almost got me

Furious_Male · 03-04-2006, 02:53 PM

Who wants to make a bet on when someone is going to post without reading the thread?

Reply: Sorry for your loss

Reply: RIP

etc. Its coming

DavieVegas · 03-04-2006, 02:55 PM

seriously gay........

AdultInsider Cloner · 03-04-2006, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Furious_Male

Who wants to make a bet on when someone is going to post without reading the thread?

Reply: Sorry for your loss

Reply: RIP

etc. Its coming

I'm betting it's before 30 replies for sure ;)

DatingGold · 03-04-2006, 03:13 PM

considering this is gfy.. it's kinda funny.

AdultInsider Cloner · 03-04-2006, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DatingGold

considering this is gfy.. it's kinda funny.

heh..... hey this is a serious loss! LOL

Donny · 03-04-2006, 03:47 PM

I was amused.

sickkittens · 03-04-2006, 03:50 PM

So your gf's were fine with sharing a used vibrator?

marketsmart · 03-04-2006, 03:56 PM

i thought it was funny...

AdultInsider Cloner · 03-04-2006, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens

So your gf's were fine with sharing a used vibrator?

ya.... I create a sense of trust and comfort in the bedroom, so they are pretty much open to whatever......... besides, I've used my build in equipment on more than one girl and I don't soak that in alcohol lol!

2HousePlague · 03-04-2006, 04:12 PM

- those of you who don't make yer girls cum first should at least promise to make them cum right after you do -

AdultInsider Cloner · 03-04-2006, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

- those of you who don't make yer girls cum first should at least promise to make them cum right after you do -

amen brother

kscans · 03-04-2006, 04:45 PM

tasteless

kscans · 03-04-2006, 04:47 PM

sorry for your loss

AdultInsider Cloner · 03-04-2006, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kscans

sorry for your loss

thanks bro I was thinking of starting a scholarship in her honor to the Cloner School for the "Gifted". Of course I've have to screen all the female applicants and make sure they meet the guidelines of the school and carry on Veronica's spirit.

Triple 6 · 03-04-2006, 05:12 PM

....................rip

2HousePlague · 03-04-2006, 05:20 PM

I bet Hal has a ton of toys in the bedside drawer --

tomud · 03-04-2006, 05:49 PM

whata stupid joke ....

Tomud

Rui · 03-04-2006, 06:22 PM

stupid.....stupid....stupid....

BellaSeaira · 03-04-2006, 06:56 PM

Wow I must say at first i felt bad it was so convinsing then I saw the pic....

Alex · 03-04-2006, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adultchica

OMG your reply is priceless

It just dawned to me that he used it on his girlfriends and not himself.

Or so i hope....

bary · 03-04-2006, 07:17 PM

jesus man

Jace · 03-04-2006, 07:20 PM

jesus you all, lighten up or look for drama elsewhere, that was pretty funny and had me going for a second

it is all in good fun you all

Blazing · 03-04-2006, 09:42 PM

Hey Cloner ole buddy...

Have you tried changing out the batteries???

Fetish · 03-04-2006, 09:44 PM

Waste of time this thread is

tony286 · 03-04-2006, 10:12 PM

you got me lol

Morgan · 03-04-2006, 10:16 PM

Ive lost five REAL LIFE close friends in the past 12 months.

DaisyDuke · 03-05-2006, 01:07 AM

God Damn you. I started to feel sorry for you then I realized you're just a prick pulling at people's hearts like that, how dare you, heartless bastard.... But that was funny and I still love you!

See you at the next show! In the meantime I'll send you Chrissy, Veronica's much more talented cousin....

Diondra

reynold · 03-05-2006, 09:02 PM

my tear was about to fall......................................until that vibrator pic

pornpf69 · 03-05-2006, 09:04 PM

sorry to hear about that cloner!!

Pornwolf · 03-05-2006, 09:09 PM

Sorry for your loss dude. That sucks. I'm sure Veronica is in a better place now.

Like the garbage hopefully. That's fucking disgusting.

reynold · 03-06-2006, 04:41 AM

In Memoriam....<insert 30 seconds of silence>

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultInsider Cloner

nick1980 · 03-06-2006, 04:51 AM

At first, I thought it was really true.

PussyTeenies · 03-06-2006, 04:54 AM

thats why my neighbour allways buys them 2nd hand.. so if one dies its easier to replace

je_rome · 03-07-2006, 02:08 AM

you almost had me fooled... i was about to type "RIP" and "sorry to hear that". but knowing this is a joke, i might as well reply "CONGRATS to the winners"

Violetta · 03-07-2006, 03:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL

They've got new technology out now dude. Time for an upgrade.

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AdultInsider Cloner Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Costa Rica Posts: 1,472	A close friend of mine died.... :( I met Veronica back when I was married and we became fast and intimate friends. After I introduced her to my future ex-wfie, she spent a lot of time with us, much to our delight and the jealously of others. Then after I got divorced, Veronica was there through dozens of girlfriends and lesser encounters. Always willing and happy to offer her unique style of assistance to the relationship. A vibrant, powerful, versitle, hard working, yet quiet personality, Veronica was a measure of relationship success for me. If the girl I was seeing embraced her, then all as well, but if she was put off or freaked out by Veronica, then it was usually a sign of impending failure. It was tough to watch Veronica slowly deteriorate and finally pass this last year.... and while it will only cost $20 to replace her, the memories, experiences and ladies we have shared are priceless. Veronica, I'll always be grateful for the time we spent together, rest in peace my friend, it's well deserved. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . __________________ Fighting the hypertrophy of social cognition. Never make small plans for they lack the magic to stir mens souls. FreeNetPass v2 - IS HERE! 9 Years and still going STRONG!

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