Funny ToyBoy Stories from the Pirate Cruise - GoFuckYourself.com

Big Red Machine · 03-01-2006, 04:07 PM

Well I left out the Hooker part cause there must be a Whore Union down there and they wanted a $ for Nothing.
Anyway the whores were supposed to ride the Sybian...cause they weren't doing anything else. So a Condom was put on the dildo of the Sybian. 1 girl sucked on it (I was VEERY Tempted to turn it on...LOL)
So after that it just sat there. So all of a sudden ToyBoy looks at me says "WATCH THIS"(add Australian Accent). He takes the Condom off starts playing with it. Stretching it over his hands....I'm thinking nothing of this. Low and Behold TB starts stretching it over his head, and he has a KegHead bigger than mine. Then he starts blowing it up with his Nose. The condom is blowing up like a baloon over his head then, a big snot comes outta his nose looks like a load in the condom....lol. This doesn't stop him he keeps blowing it up and ...........BAM the condom Breaks snapping on his Head

It was one of the funniest things I ever witnessed
(JFK if you have a pic I'm sure it will help with the visual)

Big Red Machine · 03-01-2006, 04:22 PM

Heres another
On the Cruise we stopped at this deserted beach. Which was soo cool as soon as we got there saw a Wild Boar (that wasn't too wild people we petting him) WegCory Impressed us all by opening up some Coconuts, and there was a Beautiful Scarlet Macaw perched by the gift shop (gift shop deserted Island...lol) So we're their for 20 minutes a few of us walked down abit started walking back toward the crowd. Walking along the water. I picked up a couple rocks and looking at the few things that washed up. A dead Puffer Fish and what not. ToyBoy happened to grab something as well (No not someones Ass..lol) He put what he grabbed in his back pocket, and left it at that. So we reach where the rest of the group is. Theres a group of people out in the water chilling out in chest high water. Magnus, DH, Poppy , Cory to name a few. ToyBoy goes out there chatting alittle bit ......all of a sudden goes "LOOK a School of Fish" Dives under water comes up 15 feet away with a Fish in his MOUTH......LOL The Look on Poppys face was priceless EVERYONE freaked out thinking he just went under and caught a fish in his mouth(its possible he is Australian..lol) It happened to be a Dead Fish ............ewwwwwwww but it was Funny as HELL

Cory W · 03-01-2006, 04:24 PM

I confirm these stories as true.

The Adult Broker · 03-01-2006, 04:25 PM

I personally witnessed Lindsey diving into the water and coming out with a fish in his mouth. Very impressive ;)

Pete-KT · 03-01-2006, 04:27 PM

The dead fish one is funny

The Adult Broker · 03-01-2006, 04:43 PM

I personally witnessed Lindsey diving into the water and coming out with a fish in his mouth. Very impressive ;)

SinisterStudios · 03-01-2006, 04:53 PM

Sounds like you guys had a blast while i was stuck in cold assed nj

03-01-2006, 05:00 PM

The one and only...

Big Red Machine · 03-01-2006, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by SinisterStudios

Sounds like you guys had a blast while i was stuck in cold assed nj

It sucked landing in Joisey
Going from 85 to 35 was tough

Big Red Machine · 03-01-2006, 05:01 PM

Thanks Sherm that Pic is Priceless

PixeLs · 03-01-2006, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by shermsshack

The one and only...

I am not sure if it's just me but this pic really reminds me of him

King Henry VIII

Big Red Machine · 03-01-2006, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by PixeLs

I am not sure if it's just me but this pic really reminds me of him

King Henry VIII

Its not just you there is a resemblance

MrIzzz · 03-01-2006, 06:36 PM

thats why i love that crazy bloke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CuriousToyBoy · 03-01-2006, 06:50 PM

Hey Red and friends !!

Yeah, the fish gag was my personal highlight, the looks on peeps faces was absolutely priceless.....

I always play up somehow, but damn if I didn't seem to be in everything over the weekend !!!

Like I said in an earlier thread. loved the people I was with, so loved having fun !!

There are other stories for sure, undoubtedly all true. Sam ? Airek ? He he he he.

Feeding one of my hooker companions one night a line of "Sweet and Low" after convincing her it was the best Columbia had to offer was one the crowds were not a party too...... he he he he.. she took it and then performed like a champion..... did not even wince.

Waking up alone on the bus was also fucking funny, but I was the only one there to get it.

Great people, great place great times.

It's a pleasure to know you as friends !

;-)

CuriousToyBoy · 03-01-2006, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by The Adult Broker

I personally witnessed Lindsey diving into the water and coming out with a fish in his mouth. Very impressive ;)

Didn't you get a pic babe? Albeit a fuzzy one ?

MattO · 03-01-2006, 06:57 PM

Too bad you tossed the fish back before I could get a pic, that was some funny shit.

Big Red Machine · 03-01-2006, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by NaughtyWhores

Hey Red and friends !!

Yeah, the fish gag was my personal highlight, the looks on peeps faces was absolutely priceless.....

I always play up somehow, but damn if I didn't seem to be in everything over the weekend !!!

Like I said in an earlier thread. loved the people I was with, so loved having fun !!

There are other stories for sure, undoubtedly all true. Sam ? Airek ? He he he he.

Feeding one of my hooker companions one night a line of "Sweet and Low" after convincing her it was the best Columbia had to offer was one the crowds were not a party too...... he he he he.. she took it and then performed like a champion..... did not even wince.

Waking up alone on the bus was also fucking funny, but I was the only one there to get it.

Great people, great place great times.

It's a pleasure to know you as friends !

;-)

Sweet n Low

reynold · 03-01-2006, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by shermsshack

OMG!!! you put the condom in the wrong bald head

Big Red Machine · 03-01-2006, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by reynold

OMG!!! you put the condom in the wrong bald head

Well you never want one to pop on the other head

Spunky · 03-01-2006, 10:06 PM

He sounds like quite the practical joker..funny shit

CuriousToyBoy · 03-02-2006, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by MattO

Too bad you tossed the fish back before I could get a pic, that was some funny shit.

What can I say ?

It did not taste the best.

GTS Mark · 03-02-2006, 12:19 AM

Lindsay you have to be one of the funniest motherfuckers I have ever met in my life. You MADE that boat cruise what it was!!! The hookers were there but you were the true show of that cruise! LOL!!!

DH

reynold · 03-02-2006, 02:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Big Red Machine

Well you never want one to pop on the other head

that was funny

baddog · 03-02-2006, 02:42 AM

I just got done looking at the pics and was getting ready to post about the condom on the head deal. Pretty impresive.

dbavaria · 03-02-2006, 03:03 AM

So were those real hookers on the cruise? did you pay them to attend or what?

CuriousToyBoy · 03-03-2006, 01:23 AM

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Originally Posted by DrinkingHARDEST

[img]Lindsay you have to be one of the funniest motherfuckers I have ever met in my life. You MADE that boat cruise what it was!!! The hookers were there but you were the true show of that cruise! LOL!!!

DH

Mark, you guys rock, it was all such great fun it was shame it had to end.

The boat cruise was there to be played with, so play I did.

He he he he he he he he

Damn, I love being me.

03-01-2006, 04:07 PM	#1
Big Red Machine Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: XXXBigRed@Twitter Posts: 9,586	Funny ToyBoy Stories from the Pirate Cruise Well I left out the Hooker part cause there must be a Whore Union down there and they wanted a $ for Nothing. Anyway the whores were supposed to ride the Sybian...cause they weren't doing anything else. So a Condom was put on the dildo of the Sybian. 1 girl sucked on it (I was VEERY Tempted to turn it on...LOL) So after that it just sat there. So all of a sudden ToyBoy looks at me says "WATCH THIS"(add Australian Accent). He takes the Condom off starts playing with it. Stretching it over his hands....I'm thinking nothing of this. Low and Behold TB starts stretching it over his head, and he has a KegHead bigger than mine. Then he starts blowing it up with his Nose. The condom is blowing up like a baloon over his head then, a big snot comes outta his nose looks like a load in the condom....lol. This doesn't stop him he keeps blowing it up and ...........BAM the condom Breaks snapping on his Head It was one of the funniest things I ever witnessed (JFK if you have a pic I'm sure it will help with the visual) __________________ ICQ:475437214

03-01-2006, 04:22 PM	#2
Big Red Machine Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: XXXBigRed@Twitter Posts: 9,586	Heres another On the Cruise we stopped at this deserted beach. Which was soo cool as soon as we got there saw a Wild Boar (that wasn't too wild people we petting him) WegCory Impressed us all by opening up some Coconuts, and there was a Beautiful Scarlet Macaw perched by the gift shop (gift shop deserted Island...lol) So we're their for 20 minutes a few of us walked down abit started walking back toward the crowd. Walking along the water. I picked up a couple rocks and looking at the few things that washed up. A dead Puffer Fish and what not. ToyBoy happened to grab something as well (No not someones Ass..lol) He put what he grabbed in his back pocket, and left it at that. So we reach where the rest of the group is. Theres a group of people out in the water chilling out in chest high water. Magnus, DH, Poppy , Cory to name a few. ToyBoy goes out there chatting alittle bit ......all of a sudden goes "LOOK a School of Fish" Dives under water comes up 15 feet away with a Fish in his MOUTH......LOL The Look on Poppys face was priceless EVERYONE freaked out thinking he just went under and caught a fish in his mouth(its possible he is Australian..lol) It happened to be a Dead Fish ............ewwwwwwww but it was Funny as HELL __________________ ICQ:475437214

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03-01-2006, 04:43 PM	#6
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03-01-2006, 04:27 PM	#5
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03-01-2006, 06:50 PM	#14
CuriousToyBoy Crazy Aussie Bastard Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Wherever I lay my hat, that's my home. Posts: 16,787	Hey Red and friends !! Yeah, the fish gag was my personal highlight, the looks on peeps faces was absolutely priceless..... I always play up somehow, but damn if I didn't seem to be in everything over the weekend !!! Like I said in an earlier thread. loved the people I was with, so loved having fun !! There are other stories for sure, undoubtedly all true. Sam ? Airek ? He he he he. Feeding one of my hooker companions one night a line of "Sweet and Low" after convincing her it was the best Columbia had to offer was one the crowds were not a party too...... he he he he.. she took it and then performed like a champion..... did not even wince. Waking up alone on the bus was also fucking funny, but I was the only one there to get it. Great people, great place great times. It's a pleasure to know you as friends ! ;-) __________________ Celebs Adult Who's Who ==> Ambush Interview ==> ICQ 293 070 684 ==> intmarpacrim AT gmail DOT com

03-01-2006, 06:57 PM	#16
MattO The O is for Oohhh Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: AUSTIN TEJAS Posts: 10,861	Too bad you tossed the fish back before I could get a pic, that was some funny shit.

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03-02-2006, 12:19 AM	#22
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	Lindsay you have to be one of the funniest motherfuckers I have ever met in my life. You MADE that boat cruise what it was!!! The hookers were there but you were the true show of that cruise! LOL!!! DH

03-02-2006, 02:42 AM	#24
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	I just got done looking at the pics and was getting ready to post about the condom on the head deal. Pretty impresive.

03-02-2006, 03:03 AM	#25
dbavaria Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: San Diego Posts: 404	So were those real hookers on the cruise? did you pay them to attend or what?