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#1 |
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Join Date: Jan 2002
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I am nothing more then a Stallion to my wife!
Ever since i got unfixed and we decided to start makeing babies my dont even want to talk to me. If we have time to talk we have time to breed!
All she wants is breed breed breed!! I dont even have to last very long or be good! Hurry up and finish and regroup so you can do it again! I feel like a animal! Someone tell me its ok to feel this way |
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#2 |
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Join Date: Feb 2006
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LOL, funny thread. In think you'll be the first guy praying for "that time of the month"
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#3 |
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: AZ
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Haha. I'm sure tons of men here will tell you how rough you have it.
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President of Canada
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo
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#5 |
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Yea man its ruff! I even tried to stay at the office extra long time today!
She came to work 3 times today! |
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Location: Closer now
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#7 |
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the old ticker cant handle much more!
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#9 |
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women think being a man is so easy
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#10 | |
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Exactly!! I have to have sex so much I dont even want to beat off anymore! OH shit!! sorry folks I got to go. Time to breed some more. Hope I am still alive tomarrow! |
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#11 |
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: My dog is blacker than Tupac
Posts: 5,471
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She just wants to feel lke lamb
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#12 |
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Location: Sunny San Diego
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#13 |
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Spartaaaaaaaaa
Posts: 14,136
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yeah, what can I say, it's hard work but someone has to do it
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#14 |
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Global Traveler
Posts: 51,271
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just be thankful for your wife. imagine the men out there who has to pay a whore to have sex coz the wife refuses
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HAHAHAHAHA Well no one ever said she was cheap either! May be cheaper to have sex with hookers! LOL |
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#17 |
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego, moving to Portland.
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Dude, are you gay? Wait, scratch that, I have hunng out with you.... I just answered my own question..
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#18 |
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Just west of Chicago
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Yeah it's your wife! You're not supposed to want to have sex with her all the time!!!
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#19 |
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Join Date: Feb 2006
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I've heard my friend's husband say this before--just cough up the jism and enjoy your future kid.....G'luck!
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#20 |
President of Canada
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo
Posts: 23,141
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By the way, I'm nothing more than a stallion to your wife too. It really doesn't mean anything.
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#21 |
ICQ: 304-611-162
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Masterdam
Posts: 13,245
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It's a dirty job but someones got to do it
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Location: Santa Margarita
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Ryan I've seen your wife, I'll stand in if you wnat. Mixed babies are soo beautiful.
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#23 |
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Mixed babies!! I dont want a philipeno Hawaiian INDIAN baby dude!! STAY AWAY!
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#24 |
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It sure is tough going to bed with this everynight =)
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#25 |
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Yes it is ok to feel like an animal. Now get back to pumping her.
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#26 |
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Join Date: Jan 2002
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HAHHA i do feel like an animal!
It kinda ruins makeing love! lol but then again who is trying to make love all the time! lol |
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#27 |
Old broad
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Away
Posts: 13,933
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Child support for at least 18 years - one the best investments a chick can make ;)
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#28 |
Pounding Googlebot
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Location: Canada
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Gimme 20 mins with her and she'll be knocked up
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#29 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Global Traveler
Posts: 51,271
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for a wife as pretty as her, I'm willing to be a sex slave
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