My wife looks at me with this weird look on her face of having an affair with a gay man. She says Hey steve who did you meet in a bar..Some guy left a message and said he really liked you and had a good time with you.. I said Sorry Honey, We been married 13 years and the last 5 years I have been cheating on you.. His name is Lensman and he's a real cutie.. He sends me presents like mouse pads and turkeys, He's a real winner and you just don't satisfy me anymore..No one has ever sen't me a turkey in my life and that's special.
Of course she didn't buy it.. I said it's Lensman from Adult.com He's just playing with me..She goes I hope so..I said It's a Male companionship it's all good.. We both started cracking up.. She said Please don't use the word playing anymore..
Joe you funny bastard talk to you later.. Lensman is a sharp serious Businessman but definately has a sense of humor.
Of course she didn't buy it.. I said it's Lensman from Adult.com He's just playing with me..She goes I hope so..I said It's a Male companionship it's all good.. We both started cracking up.. She said Please don't use the word playing anymore..
Joe you funny bastard talk to you later.. Lensman is a sharp serious Businessman but definately has a sense of humor.
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