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Rick Latona · 12-12-2003, 08:21 PM

I'm ready to cut an insane deal. What do I need to get your traffic to CJ Bucks?

Seriously, ask for anything reasonable. Do you want higher payouts? Would you like me to send you back all the exits? Hit me up and ask for something crazy.

You want hosted landing pages?

You want a fucking new car?

Just ask and we'll provide.

Wiseman · 12-12-2003, 08:22 PM

I will take a new Escalade
it dont even have to be brand new
a 2002 will be fine

Rick Latona · 12-12-2003, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by THE WISEMAN
I will take a new Escalade
it dont even have to be brand new
a 2002 will be fine

Done. Just send me 10,000 joins and I'll buy you one and pay you 30 dollars for each of those 10,000 joins. Sound fair?

Spunky · 12-12-2003, 08:25 PM

Free Beer

and beer nuts

Jman · 12-12-2003, 08:26 PM

I will send you all my traffic IF.

You bring world peace, stop starvation... Make all the ugly chicks and assholes dissapeare..... Oh and i'll take a new car as well

Rick Latona · 12-12-2003, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
Free Beer and beer nuts

Done. Send me 1 join a day and I will have someone drop off a case of beer and a bag of nuts to your home or office every month. The brand of your choice, of course.

Rick Latona · 12-12-2003, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jean-Francois aka JMan
I will send you all my traffic IF.

You bring world peace, stop starvation... Make all the ugly chicks and assholes dissapeare..... Oh and i'll take a new car as well

Done. Send me 40,000 joins and hide under a big rock because I'll need to destroy all of humanity before this can be accomplished.

Next?

Dawgy · 12-12-2003, 08:27 PM

i want to be kidnapped by a small army of 18 year old blonde
boys, stripped naked, blindfolded, tied up and.... um....

... so, how about airfare, hotel & internext passes?

Rick Latona · 12-12-2003, 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dawgy
i want to be kidnapped by a small army of 18 year old blonde
boys, stripped naked, blindfolded, tied up and.... um....

... so, how airfare, hotel & internext passes?

Done. Average 25 joins over a 30 day period and I will arrange this. That's a promise. Also, I'll reimburse you for your Internext expenses or cover next years. Hell, look like you have a chance and I'll cover Internext by this time next week.

Next?

mastamindz · 12-12-2003, 08:30 PM

Pay for my trip to Vegas and I'll send you sign ups

PrivateEye · 12-12-2003, 08:30 PM

I want a pool table

xxxdesign-net · 12-12-2003, 08:31 PM

I want to have rough sex with Rick Latona....

Rick Latona · 12-12-2003, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mastamindz
Pay for my trip to Vegas and I'll send you sign ups

I'll pay 5 dollars towards your flight to vegas for every join you can send me in the next 7 days.

Next?

Juicy D. Links · 12-12-2003, 08:32 PM

I want my walls to be mirrored in my house so I can see my good looking face everywhere i go in my house

Rick Latona · 12-12-2003, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xxxdesign-net
I want to have rough sex with Rick Latona....

Good one. Um. How many joins can you send?

RRRED · 12-12-2003, 08:32 PM

How bout a box of Godivas approximately every 28 days? ;)

Rick Latona · 12-12-2003, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Deeprub
I want a pool table

400 joins in one month and it is yours.

Rick Latona · 12-12-2003, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RRRED
How bout a box of Godivas approximately every 28 days? ;)

Darling you only need to call me back and let me set up the God Damn demo of Dollars.com and you'll get your Godivas.

Wiseman · 12-12-2003, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rick Latona

Good one. Um. How many joins can you send?

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
I would almost be willing to bet he would do this to!!!!

Rick Latona · 12-12-2003, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
I want my walls to be mirrored in my house so I can see my good looking face everywhere i go in my house

Done. Send me a box of books and um, 1000 joins in 45 days flat. LOL

Theo · 12-12-2003, 08:35 PM

whats the best converting site ?

Rick Latona · 12-12-2003, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
whats the best converting site ?

In order:

1. SwingForDollars.com
2. Splats.com
3. TheThrillHammer.com
4. AdultVideoOline.com
5. ToonBang.com

The others suck.

Next?

RRRED · 12-12-2003, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rick Latona

Darling you only need to call me back and let me set up the God Damn demo of Dollars.com and you'll get your Godivas.

Yes yes... shok told me as well... This has been a crazy week. We'll have more time next week as some current little projects are wrapping up... I promise

It better be as good as you say!

stocktrader23 · 12-12-2003, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rick Latona

The others suck.

Next?

I like honesty.

Rick Latona · 12-12-2003, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RRRED

Yes yes... shok told me as well... This has been a crazy week. We'll have more time next week as some current little projects are wrapping up... I promise It better be as good as you say!

It's much better, trust me. Did I tell you that I guarantee traffic? I don't want to switch this thread around but I'm offering to send you a few hundred joins guaranteed so return my messages.

Oracle Porn · 12-12-2003, 08:40 PM

I want more free content. (pictures)
I want tgp templates.
I want no popups.

Pipecrew · 12-12-2003, 08:40 PM

I tried pushing the swing for dollars site and I was 0:20,000

I was told there was script problems and I basically got fucked hardcore on all that traffic, These were people clicking on the thumbs on my site, this traffic converts on AVERAGE SITES like 1:300 to 1:400

My friend had the exact same experience over the summer, so I know It wasnt just me.

I always liked the swing for dollars site too and I always trusted cjbucks

RRRED · 12-12-2003, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rick Latona

It's much better, trust me. Did I tell you that I guarantee traffic? I don't want to switch this thread around but I'm offering to send you a few hundred joins guaranteed so return my messages.

What number did you call might I ask?

twistyneck · 12-12-2003, 08:42 PM

Full access to the stats admin area. Trust nobody.

Rick Latona · 12-12-2003, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn
I want more free content. (pictures)
I want tgp templates.
I want no popups.

We have tons of free content. Look what we give you for just one site:

http://www.cjbucks.com/promotools/co...ats/index.html

That is available to anyone promoting us.

Templates are 25 dollars each more or less. How many do you want and how many joins can you send. If I have your commitment that you will be sending me traffic I will buy you new templates weekly even if you are only sending 10 joins a week!

I have no problems turning off pop ups. I can alter the actions of any linking code. Tell me your account number and I'll shut off consoles.

Next?

anidifranco · 12-12-2003, 08:43 PM

10,000 sales at 1:1500 ratio - good luck.

CDSmith · 12-12-2003, 08:45 PM

What I want? This is easy.....

You have to convince Neriah Davis to ditch her present man and marry me.... then pay for the wedding, set us up in a pentouse suite in Vegas for a week.

I should be able to take it from there. :D

Rick Latona · 12-12-2003, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by twistyneck
Full access to the stats admin area. Trust nobody.

Done. You'll need to promote us through Dollars.com our B2B exchange that will change the world. It reads the processor data dumps directly so the processors can't shave. Sponsors you can promote through dollars.com include:

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And many more. Stay tuned for full details next week.

Next?

Juicy D. Links · 12-12-2003, 08:47 PM

Nice I took a good text ad to use for Swing Dollars ill put up

Would you let your wife fuck your buddies for CASH?

Yessssssssssss

Rick Latona · 12-12-2003, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RRRED

What number did you call might I ask?

I just email Shok a lot.

Rick Latona · 12-12-2003, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
I tried pushing the swing for dollars site and I was 0:20,000

I was told there was script problems and I basically got fucked hardcore on all that traffic, These were people clicking on the thumbs on my site, this traffic converts on AVERAGE SITES like 1:300 to 1:400

My friend had the exact same experience over the summer, so I know It wasnt just me.

I always liked the swing for dollars site too and I always trusted cjbucks

Send me your account number for CJ Bucks and I will Pay Pal you 100 dollars right now if that is half true.

Oracle Porn · 12-12-2003, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rick Latona

We have tons of free content. Look what we give you for just one site:

http://www.cjbucks.com/promotools/co...ats/index.html

That is available to anyone promoting us.

Templates are 25 dollars each more or less. How many do you want and how many joins can you send. If I have your commitment that you will be sending me traffic I will buy you new templates weekly even if you are only sending 10 joins a week!

I have no problems turning off pop ups. I can alter the actions of any linking code. Tell me your account number and I'll shut off consoles.

Next?

You got 3 sites with free content
splats is the one with the most content.
somethinghammer content isn't good. like 10 pics...
Templates aren't really needed for me because Im a designer...
Turnoff popups on account # xmaninc

Rick Latona · 12-12-2003, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Nice I took a good text ad to use for Swing Dollars ill put up

Would you let your wife fuck your buddies for CASH?

Yessssssssssss

Thank you so very much.

Pipecrew · 12-12-2003, 08:49 PM

That reminds me, I use to talk to Jimmy3way all the time when I was promoting cjbucks, because something was horribly wrong..

I was getting emails from site visitors saying how much they liked the site, and at that point I was still 0:8000

Rick Latona · 12-12-2003, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn

You got 3 sites with free content
splats is the one with the most content.
somethinghammer content isn't good. like 10 pics...
Templates aren't really needed for me because Im a designer...
Turnoff popups on account # xmaninc

Ok. It'll be Monday though because I have to have my webmaster do it.

Oracle Porn · 12-12-2003, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rick Latona

Send me your account number for CJ Bucks and I will Pay Pal you 100 dollars right now if that is half true.

$100 for 20K?

RRRED · 12-12-2003, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rick Latona

I just email Shok a lot.

Yeah that connection can sometimes be fuzzy... ;)

Rick Latona · 12-12-2003, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
That reminds me, I use to talk to Jimmy3way all the time when I was promoting cjbucks, because something was horribly wrong..

I was getting emails from site visitors saying how much they liked the site, and at that point I was still 0:8000

That was when we first launched and it must have been more than 9 months ago. That is also why I've only recently started pimping the program. All of these issues are ironed out and then some. Also, we've lowered our prices on our sites to 1 dollar on the trial and 19.95 a month on the rebill and they are kicking ass.

Raven · 12-12-2003, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rick Latona
I'm ready to cut an insane deal. What do I need to get your traffic to CJ Bucks?

Seriously, ask for anything reasonable. Do you want higher payouts? Would you like me to send you back all the exits? Hit me up and ask for something crazy.

You want hosted landing pages?

You want a fucking new car?

Just ask and we'll provide.

You've got mail.

I just want to be paid on time.
And a full length sable coat would not go unappreciated.

Juicy D. Links · 12-12-2003, 08:57 PM

Rick your links codes wont work with UCJ scripted sites because of the p= thingy in it. UCY uses the p= variable already just a heads up . Like now i cant track internally how many people are clicking on the link

Rick Latona · 12-12-2003, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Raven

You've got mail.

I just want to be paid on time.
And a full length sable coat would not go unappreciated.

Send me a link to the coat you want and I'll let you know how many joins you need to get it.

Next?

Pipecrew · 12-12-2003, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rick Latona

Send me your account number for CJ Bucks and I will Pay Pal you 100 dollars right now if that is half true.

Send me a link where I can retrieve my lost password!

Sosa · 12-12-2003, 08:57 PM

I want the cubs to win the world series in 2004.

I want this new house I'm looking at 200-300k.

A bose surround sound system for x-mas.

Thanks!

Rick Latona · 12-12-2003, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sosa
I want the cubs to win the world series in 2004.

I want this new house I'm looking at 200-300k.

A bose surround sound system for x-mas.

Thanks!

I've said yes to every request that people have had but the Cubs winning is just asking for too much and you know it.

As for the house and speakers, how many joins can you send?

bigdaddy187 · 12-12-2003, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rick Latona
I'm ready to cut an insane deal. What do I need to get your traffic to CJ Bucks?

Seriously, ask for anything reasonable. Do you want higher payouts? Would you like me to send you back all the exits? Hit me up and ask for something crazy.

You want hosted landing pages?

You want a fucking new car?

Just ask and we'll provide.

Rick serious questions here.

1. Can I link to the join page?
2. I will send some se traffic over on a limited basis to see how it converts.
3. How many joins do I need to send you to get some free shit. Like Players Ball passes, or comped shit at internext.

12-12-2003, 08:21 PM	#1
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12-12-2003, 08:22 PM	#2
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12-12-2003, 08:26 PM	#5
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12-12-2003, 08:27 PM	#8
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12-12-2003, 08:30 PM	#11
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12-12-2003, 08:31 PM	#12
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12-12-2003, 08:32 PM	#14
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	I want my walls to be mirrored in my house so I can see my good looking face everywhere i go in my house

12-12-2003, 08:32 PM	#16
RRRED Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WA Posts: 6,754	How bout a box of Godivas approximately every 28 days? ;)

12-12-2003, 08:35 PM	#21
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	whats the best converting site ?

12-12-2003, 08:40 PM	#26
Oracle Porn Affiliate Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Icq: 94-399-723 Posts: 24,433	I want more free content. (pictures) I want tgp templates. I want no popups. __________________

12-12-2003, 08:40 PM	#27
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	I tried pushing the swing for dollars site and I was 0:20,000 I was told there was script problems and I basically got fucked hardcore on all that traffic, These were people clicking on the thumbs on my site, this traffic converts on AVERAGE SITES like 1:300 to 1:400 My friend had the exact same experience over the summer, so I know It wasnt just me. I always liked the swing for dollars site too and I always trusted cjbucks

12-12-2003, 08:42 PM	#29
twistyneck So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hanging by the neck until dead. Posts: 4,660	Full access to the stats admin area. Trust nobody.

12-12-2003, 08:43 PM	#31
anidifranco So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 711	10,000 sales at 1:1500 ratio - good luck.

12-12-2003, 08:45 PM	#32
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	What I want? This is easy..... You have to convince Neriah Davis to ditch her present man and marry me.... then pay for the wedding, set us up in a pentouse suite in Vegas for a week. I should be able to take it from there. :D __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

12-12-2003, 08:47 PM	#34
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Nice I took a good text ad to use for Swing Dollars ill put up Would you let your wife fuck your buddies for CASH? Yessssssssssss

12-12-2003, 08:49 PM	#39
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	That reminds me, I use to talk to Jimmy3way all the time when I was promoting cjbucks, because something was horribly wrong.. I was getting emails from site visitors saying how much they liked the site, and at that point I was still 0:8000

12-12-2003, 08:57 PM	#45
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Rick your links codes wont work with UCJ scripted sites because of the p= thingy in it. UCY uses the p= variable already just a heads up . Like now i cant track internally how many people are clicking on the link

12-12-2003, 08:57 PM	#48
Sosa In Tushy Land Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 40,149	I want the cubs to win the world series in 2004. I want this new house I'm looking at 200-300k. A bose surround sound system for x-mas. Thanks!