This is the only party though with no pussy.

Yay, a bunch of fat kids with the worst traffic on the planet... stroking each others fragile egos over a quarter pounder. Sounds like a whole lot of fun.

It has to suck when no other "real" webmasters will give you any sort of respect and you have to make your own parties.

sounds like you just anounced it............... duuuuu

Royal w/ Cheeze ! :1orglaugh

I just looked over the thread . Shemp was just added to the list.

where was the one in vegas "jan" that trip is still all a blur to me.

Can you do that? I mean Dawgy just said "when you know that nobody who's reading the thread will get invited?"

Shemp has read the thread so that means that you are not going to invite him.

Shemp's worth breaking Dawgy's rules for.

I have been invited to all 3 TGP Elite Events. Health permitting, I hope to finally attend one....

regards

shemp

My goal is to someday be invited to one and maybe meet The Leader in person!

You set pretty high goals. Good for you.

Good luck!

How are the yodelling lessons going?

shemp

Don't do it bro...the fucking Big Macs will have you screaming for mercy :winkwink:

I sound like a pig on fire with a telephone pole up my butt.

So I guess I'm almost there.

Microsoft annarator announcing the VIP/TGP/ELITE party :thumbsup

lol

ROFLMFAO !

Geez, the Leaders voice was never to be released to the public...
You are in deep dung, Soul


regards

shemp

quiet, it's not for laughing.

Some tgp webmasters have disabilities problems, we need to make sure this announcement will reach everybody. :)

damn, Shemp is right

i'm out of here before something bad hits me........

haha... u completely missed my point, but whatever :)

http://wootwootcash.com/elite.jpg

Joe was lucky to have missed the l33t gathering, when a run on fries caused a serge to the bow.

Joe may have been in the l33t crowd if he was using better looking models on his TGP.

I cant wait to hit the waves at florida and do some jet skiing...and hit a few strip clubs!:thumbsup

can i come too sleazy?

This just came in. The one posting as Sleazydream ain't Sleazy himself. He was found last week in his apartment, dead - he choked on BigMacs and was found after one week of broiling in 90 deg. ...


:sadcrying


http://poetry.rotten.com/nobody-saw-him/nsh1.jpg

WOW....:throwup

Hollywood Florida?

Hhahaha, you better come to SoCal where the real Elite hang,... :winkwink:

ROTFLMAO!!

As long as you don't mine if I drag you behind the ship on a rope as shark bate.

God is important -- you should use a capital "G"...

SD4L

(and not space dog)

That's a sick picture.. Damn..

SD beats OC, that's for sure.

our party in August is going to be un-elite....anyne who mentions their sextracker ranking will be kicked in the groin and forced to snort diet dr. pepper through a twisty straw....

we're going to have midget strippers, clowns, boxing nuns and in talks with a tattoo artist to do impromptu tats........

sounds cool, can I come?

Hahahaha...

That's the fuckin Bozai Buddy aint it...???

I love to make that thing call me Captain mutha fuckin' P when he comes swingin' out onto my desktop :1orglaugh

I want a party w/ some big-booty hoes...

And a DJ that plays Luke hehe...

Does that make me old?

Don't stop giddit giddit!

giddit giddit!

giddit giddit!

Not all all bro.

There's only one place where we can go
Where the price is right just to fuck a hoe!

Maybe we can find some Hollywood hood rats!

I think I am moving to Australia, They are the only ones that love me anymore :waaaaahh

DigitalPimpShit only luvs me when he is :drinkup :drinkup

I could go on.. but whats the point to it all....
Depression has set in......

:Graucho