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CDSmith · 02-28-2006, 03:27 PM

The story of Onestone

There once was an Apache Indian whose given name was "Onestone". So named because he had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.

After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I wil l kill them!" The word got around and nobody called him that any more.

Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning, Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for many years. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone."

Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!

And what is the moral of this story?.....

You can't kill two birds with one stone.

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Downtime · 02-28-2006, 03:30 PM

lmao, i liked that one; cheesy, but clever

DamageX · 02-28-2006, 03:30 PM

Cute...

GlydeGirl · 02-28-2006, 04:00 PM

LOL... funny and punny

Michaelious · 02-28-2006, 04:21 PM

so bad its good

chadglni · 02-28-2006, 04:26 PM

PixeLs · 02-28-2006, 07:18 PM

LOL Nice one Smith.

reynold · 02-28-2006, 07:35 PM

thanks anyway for sharing.

CDSmith · 02-28-2006, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chadglni

Funny, that's exactly how I picture you looking.

Uh, what part of "groaner" didn't you get?

Spunky · 02-28-2006, 08:39 PM

Grog..that has to be one of the all time groaners ever

Persignup Dustin · 02-28-2006, 08:40 PM

02-28-2006, 03:27 PM	#1
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Groaner of the week The story of Onestone There once was an Apache Indian whose given name was "Onestone". So named because he had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I wil l kill them!" The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning, Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for many years. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone." Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die! And what is the moral of this story?..... You can't kill two birds with one stone. www.jokesbee.com :D __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

02-28-2006, 03:30 PM	#2
Downtime Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2004 Location: America. Posts: 7,320	lmao, i liked that one; cheesy, but clever __________________ #27024067

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