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Evil1 · 04-24-2002, 11:09 PM

Next time ya tell someone you peddle smut online to anyone with a CC and they look at you like your a pedo-rapist, send them to this twisted fucking idiots site.

http://www.dolphinsex.org/

That should make even people selling gay transvestite midget anal porn look pretty fucking normal.

and remember, dont let the dolphin cum in your throat, he could snap your neck!

drunkmonkey · 04-24-2002, 11:16 PM

NASTY!

I saw a documentary on dolphins a few years ago and, man, they are not the nice little fucks we see in Flipper. They roam around in gangs and attack lone dolphins like street thugs. There was this one pack that actually RAPED another male dolphin from another gang. It totally freaked me out. I have never looked at dolphins the same way. I have been trying to find that documentary for years 'cause nobody believes me.

vidsweb · 04-24-2002, 11:31 PM

One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a fin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one-night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.

Lev · 04-24-2002, 11:32 PM

This is a joke right?????

[Labret] · 04-24-2002, 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by vidsweb
One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a fin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one-night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.

You obviousy have not been listening to Tom Leykis enough. Dont disobey the professor.

vidsweb · 04-24-2002, 11:33 PM

Read the guys WHOIS info:

http://www.directnic.com/whois/index...dolphinsex.org

Evil1 · 04-24-2002, 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by drunkmonkey
NASTY!

I saw a documentary on dolphins a few years ago and, man, they are not the nice little fucks we see in Flipper. They roam around in gangs and attack lone dolphins like street thugs. There was this one pack that actually RAPED another male dolphin from another gang. It totally freaked me out. I have never looked at dolphins the same way. I have been trying to find that documentary for years 'cause nobody believes me.

I'd still rather swim with a pack of assraping homo dolphins then be around the freak that owns that domain!

Radix · 04-25-2002, 12:23 AM

"Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such."

Oh God! They'll make me a hydrophobe!

SykkBoy · 04-25-2002, 06:56 AM

decisions, decisions....
be eaten by a shark or anal raped by a dolphin?

what the fuck is wrong with fishies these days? all that goddamned rap music I bet you............

04-24-2002, 11:09 PM	#1
Evil1 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 3,893	Next Time.... Next time ya tell someone you peddle smut online to anyone with a CC and they look at you like your a pedo-rapist, send them to this twisted fucking idiots site. http://www.dolphinsex.org/ That should make even people selling gay transvestite midget anal porn look pretty fucking normal. and remember, dont let the dolphin cum in your throat, he could snap your neck!

04-24-2002, 11:31 PM	#3
vidsweb Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Pornland Posts: 698	One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a fin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one-night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them. __________________ Just give'r

04-24-2002, 11:33 PM	#6
vidsweb Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Pornland Posts: 698	Read the guys WHOIS info: http://www.directnic.com/whois/index...dolphinsex.org __________________ Just give'r

04-25-2002, 12:23 AM	#8
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04-25-2002, 06:56 AM	#9
SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	decisions, decisions.... be eaten by a shark or anal raped by a dolphin? what the fuck is wrong with fishies these days? all that goddamned rap music I bet you............ __________________ Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

04-24-2002, 11:16 PM	#2
drunkmonkey Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: behind you Posts:1,075,324 Posts: 799	NASTY! I saw a documentary on dolphins a few years ago and, man, they are not the nice little fucks we see in Flipper. They roam around in gangs and attack lone dolphins like street thugs. There was this one pack that actually RAPED another male dolphin from another gang. It totally freaked me out. I have never looked at dolphins the same way. I have been trying to find that documentary for years 'cause nobody believes me.

04-24-2002, 11:32 PM	#4
Lev Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,545	This is a joke right?????