Getting listed on Persian Kitty's TGP - GoFuckYourself.com

kenny · 04-24-2002, 02:31 PM

I have been approved for every major TGP multipule times except Persian Kitty,
Is their something they look for thats different from the rest.
Should I be that worried about this?
I just want to know why I can't get posted there?

The Truth · 04-24-2002, 02:33 PM

PK is actually pretty easy compared to some of the other big dogs. If you're being listed everywhere else I can't imagine what the problem could be. Let's see a gallery.......

kenny · 04-24-2002, 02:38 PM

Here are a couple that made it on the big TGP's but never made it to PK(There are alot more)
http://naughtyxxxland.com/free/tgp/pro/pro_xxx.shtml
http://naughtyxxxland.com/free/tgp/a...sian_xxx.shtml
Thank You

vidsweb · 04-24-2002, 02:38 PM

I've said it before and I'll say it again....the only way to get listed on the majory TGPs is to use transexual midget clown content.

vidsweb · 04-24-2002, 02:40 PM

You have Javascript on the page.

Javascript = Bad

HTML = Good

The Truth · 04-24-2002, 02:44 PM

3 banners and 1 is flash and the stupid java....

You must be kidding. These galls aren't getting listed anywhere.

waste · 04-24-2002, 02:44 PM

you got listed on elephantlist with that?????????

kenny · 04-24-2002, 02:45 PM

Yea I use JavaScript only to add special effects to the thumbs, not to hide status sponsor URL's, or to create popup's. I do this because I read somewhere that giving a gallery a edge helps get you listed.
Never tried midget clown content.......probably do well

vidsweb · 04-24-2002, 02:47 PM

Lose the Javascript....the submit script will deny your gallery before any human reviewer even gets to see it.

Javascript is bad bad bad

Although, your page is clean and the content is decent.

Javascript is bad bad bad
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waste · 04-24-2002, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kenny
Yea I use JavaScript only to add special effects to the thumbs, not to hide status sponsor URL's, or to create popup's. I do this because I read somewhere that giving a gallery a edge helps get you listed.
Never tried midget clown content.......probably do well

i think they meant blinking text and shit like that not JS the fuck out of it, you can give it an edge all you want but you went too far and fell off

vidsweb · 04-24-2002, 02:52 PM

By the way, I said "midget transexual clowns," not just regular midget clowns. They don't sell worth shit.

kenny · 04-24-2002, 02:53 PM

Thank you all for your advise. Next Gallery I make will be JavaScript free.

Theo · 04-24-2002, 02:53 PM

that's one ugly gallery with many bad things!

1st it exceeds 800x600 size limit
2nd the thumbs shake like milkshake!
3rd no tables,graphics,colors,nothing!
4th flash banner, not everybody accept flash on galleries
5th SSI file extension (.shtml),not everyone accept it

normally i think you should have problem getting listed in small tgps also

kenny · 04-24-2002, 03:00 PM

That one page that you didn't let finish loading falls in place and fits the 800X600 screen resolution, I used one big table and that caused that to happen. As far as .shtml extensions never seem to have had a problem yet, also that one gallery happens to be my first and I am proud of it

Did good in my eyes took me a half hour to make and made me $40.

Lexxx · 04-24-2002, 03:02 PM

I used to get listed there regularly and what she always wanted is more images than the average galley and a nice recip to her!

FlyingIguana · 04-24-2002, 03:02 PM

i use 1124x768 res and full screen window and the page doesnt fit on my screen. so no way it fits on 800x600

kenny · 04-24-2002, 03:04 PM

Does this gallery fit a 800x600 screen resolution?
http://naughtyxxxland.com/free/tgp/pro/pro_xxx.shtml
Please let this page load and verify that I don't have a magic laptop.

kenny · 04-24-2002, 03:15 PM

I believe next time I will make a Javascript free gallery and add 60 pics. Thanks for all the advise.

FlyingIguana · 04-24-2002, 03:23 PM

i'd say max 30. 15-20 is a good number

Tipsy · 04-24-2002, 03:29 PM

60 pics? Good luck with getting someone to pay after all that free porn on one gallery.

Cali · 04-24-2002, 03:30 PM

If you added a simple width= and height= to your thumbs, it wouldn't go off the screen like that.

The days are over where you can just slap 10-20 thumbs on a page, fill it with banners and make a bucket of money. Try spending 30 mins more on the gallery, find a sales pitch and DESIGN a layout.

What I saw was a BW muncher, with little coins falling out of its mouth for you to pick up.

Steve · 04-24-2002, 03:36 PM

When I review by hand, I decline anything that pops up an Active X prompt. I don't care if it is a banner, I NEVER even look at the source code. I put that in the submit rules, so I don't waste time.

On sites running new smart submit admin scripts, I have almost every script/tag blacklisted. So I wouldn't even see this page, and you wouldn't even get the e-mail confirmation link to click.

Dump the javascript, and use jpg/gif banners (if you use banners at all)

kenny · 04-24-2002, 03:37 PM

Yea but if the girl on your sponsors banners are hotter then the girl on your thumbs people should click on the banner more right? What am I sayin that traffic will just move on to the next free gallery.

I will stick to 30 pics no JavaScript think I am going to use text links to promote sponsors rather then banners, text links seem to do better on my AVS sites.

DX · 04-24-2002, 03:48 PM

Quote:

5th SSI file extension (.shtml),not everyone accept it

quite possibly the stupidest rule I believe i've have seen anywhere.*

then again, this whole 'letting someone else tell you how to design your site' shit is quite stupid in and of itself, and has been since day one.

remember, you're giving them their content, on your dime.
they'll make far more money from your galleries andf return traffic
than you ever will.

*easy to get around the shtml rule though..
stick this in your .htaccess
AddHandler server-parsed .htm
AddHandler server-parsed .html

FATPad · 04-24-2002, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DX

quite possibly the stupidest rule I believe i've have seen anywhere.*

then again, this whole 'letting someone else tell you how to design your site' shit is quite stupid in and of itself, and has been since day one.

remember, you're giving them their content, on your dime.
they'll make far more money from your galleries andf return traffic
than you ever will.

*easy to get around the shtml rule though..
stick this in your .htaccess
AddHandler server-parsed .htm
AddHandler server-parsed .html

Don't submit then.

DX · 04-24-2002, 05:05 PM

I don't.. lol

I did my tgp experimenting a long time ago..

there are far easier, and less stressful ways to get traffic..
less in quantity, but better in quality traffic than you'd ever get submitting to tgp's..

kenny · 04-24-2002, 05:15 PM

I don't see why I can't use a template powered by a query string but they wouldn't allow it. Like the surfer really cares what the URL looks like. I do believe I am going to use that .htaccess trick to make all my pages server sides includes.
The way I see it if they use a script to automaticly check a page, why do they need to make us work harder then we need to by not allowing query string and .shtml (basicly SSI's) pages?
I have yet to my knowledge been rejected for a .shtml page, but I have been rejected when I attempted to use a template with execute command lines triggered by query strings in order to save me a whole lot of work.
And nobody reply with "then don't sumbit then" we all know that's not a option. If the road has pot holes I am going to bitch not quit driving.

jimmyf · 04-24-2002, 07:13 PM

Gallery's submited to TGP's = KISS
Always

shunga · 04-25-2002, 11:22 AM

Submit clean 15 picture galleries, with good pictures that aren't over-exposed, thumbs in sequence, and you'll find a PK listing easier to achieve than other big TGP's.

cherrylula · 04-25-2002, 12:38 PM

Why don't you just stop wasting time submitting to not get approved and just BUY some traffic or banner slots..... it can save you some time dood. Submissions are cool and all that, but to be honest I've gotten listed on some of the big tgp sites and have seen better results from friggin yahoo group traffic.

But hey... don't listen to me, I'm a newbie ;) Think about who you are trying to please..... Persian Kitty, or porn surfers ($$$)???

There are several ways to successfully skin a rabbit. eww

Steve · 04-25-2002, 12:48 PM

This is what TGP Owners feel about php/shtml galleries:
shtml = SSI = dynamic content =
gallery webmaster is going to fuck you over

MrBrian · 04-25-2002, 01:58 PM

pk is really easy to get listed
her rules are just different

kenny · 04-25-2002, 02:19 PM

After I thought about it for a while I realized that in the past some webmaster's probably have abused thier TGP listings using dynamic galleries and that is why those rules are here today.
I appreciate all the suggestions and information you guys gave to me on this thread, I have a better understanding of how I should build these galleries.

04-24-2002, 02:31 PM	#1
kenny Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 7,245	Getting listed on Persian Kitty's TGP I have been approved for every major TGP multipule times except Persian Kitty, Is their something they look for thats different from the rest. Should I be that worried about this? I just want to know why I can't get posted there? __________________ 7

04-24-2002, 02:33 PM	#2
The Truth Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: U.S.of A. Posts: 920	PK is actually pretty easy compared to some of the other big dogs. If you're being listed everywhere else I can't imagine what the problem could be. Let's see a gallery....... __________________

04-24-2002, 02:38 PM	#3
kenny Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 7,245	Here are a couple that made it on the big TGP's but never made it to PK(There are alot more) http://naughtyxxxland.com/free/tgp/pro/pro_xxx.shtml http://naughtyxxxland.com/free/tgp/a...sian_xxx.shtml Thank You __________________ 7

04-24-2002, 02:44 PM	#6
The Truth Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: U.S.of A. Posts: 920	3 banners and 1 is flash and the stupid java.... You must be kidding. These galls aren't getting listed anywhere. __________________

04-24-2002, 02:45 PM	#8
kenny Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 7,245	Yea I use JavaScript only to add special effects to the thumbs, not to hide status sponsor URL's, or to create popup's. I do this because I read somewhere that giving a gallery a edge helps get you listed. Never tried midget clown content.......probably do well __________________ 7

04-24-2002, 02:38 PM	#4
vidsweb Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Pornland Posts: 698	I've said it before and I'll say it again....the only way to get listed on the majory TGPs is to use transexual midget clown content.

04-24-2002, 02:40 PM	#5
vidsweb Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Pornland Posts: 698	You have Javascript on the page. Javascript = Bad HTML = Good

04-24-2002, 02:44 PM	#7
waste Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Baltimore Posts: 770	you got listed on elephantlist with that?????????

04-24-2002, 02:47 PM	#9
vidsweb Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Pornland Posts: 698	Lose the Javascript....the submit script will deny your gallery before any human reviewer even gets to see it. Javascript is bad bad bad Although, your page is clean and the content is decent. Javascript is bad bad bad Javascript is bad bad bad Javascript is bad bad bad Javascript is bad bad bad Javascript is bad bad bad Javascript is bad bad bad

04-24-2002, 02:52 PM	#11
vidsweb Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Pornland Posts: 698	By the way, I said "midget transexual clowns," not just regular midget clowns. They don't sell worth shit.

04-24-2002, 02:53 PM	#12
kenny Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 7,245	Thank you all for your advise. Next Gallery I make will be JavaScript free. __________________ 7

04-24-2002, 02:53 PM	#13
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	that's one ugly gallery with many bad things! 1st it exceeds 800x600 size limit 2nd the thumbs shake like milkshake! 3rd no tables,graphics,colors,nothing! 4th flash banner, not everybody accept flash on galleries 5th SSI file extension (.shtml),not everyone accept it normally i think you should have problem getting listed in small tgps also

04-24-2002, 03:00 PM	#14
kenny Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 7,245	That one page that you didn't let finish loading falls in place and fits the 800X600 screen resolution, I used one big table and that caused that to happen. As far as .shtml extensions never seem to have had a problem yet, also that one gallery happens to be my first and I am proud of it Did good in my eyes took me a half hour to make and made me $40. __________________ 7

04-24-2002, 03:02 PM	#15
Lexxx Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Boston Posts: 1,489	I used to get listed there regularly and what she always wanted is more images than the average galley and a nice recip to her! __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

04-24-2002, 03:02 PM	#16
FlyingIguana aspiring banker Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: toronto Posts: 10,870	i use 1124x768 res and full screen window and the page doesnt fit on my screen. so no way it fits on 800x600

04-24-2002, 03:04 PM	#17
kenny Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 7,245	Does this gallery fit a 800x600 screen resolution? http://naughtyxxxland.com/free/tgp/pro/pro_xxx.shtml Please let this page load and verify that I don't have a magic laptop. __________________ 7

04-24-2002, 03:15 PM	#18
kenny Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 7,245	I believe next time I will make a Javascript free gallery and add 60 pics. Thanks for all the advise. __________________ 7

04-24-2002, 03:23 PM	#19
FlyingIguana aspiring banker Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: toronto Posts: 10,870	i'd say max 30. 15-20 is a good number

04-24-2002, 03:29 PM	#20
Tipsy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: See sig Posts: 6,989	60 pics? Good luck with getting someone to pay after all that free porn on one gallery. __________________ Ignorance is never bliss.

04-24-2002, 03:30 PM	#21
Cali Registered User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 72	If you added a simple width= and height= to your thumbs, it wouldn't go off the screen like that. The days are over where you can just slap 10-20 thumbs on a page, fill it with banners and make a bucket of money. Try spending 30 mins more on the gallery, find a sales pitch and DESIGN a layout. What I saw was a BW muncher, with little coins falling out of its mouth for you to pick up.

04-24-2002, 03:36 PM	#22
Steve Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: USA Posts: 6,894	When I review by hand, I decline anything that pops up an Active X prompt. I don't care if it is a banner, I NEVER even look at the source code. I put that in the submit rules, so I don't waste time. On sites running new smart submit admin scripts, I have almost every script/tag blacklisted. So I wouldn't even see this page, and you wouldn't even get the e-mail confirmation link to click. Dump the javascript, and use jpg/gif banners (if you use banners at all)

04-24-2002, 03:37 PM	#23
kenny Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 7,245	Yea but if the girl on your sponsors banners are hotter then the girl on your thumbs people should click on the banner more right? What am I sayin that traffic will just move on to the next free gallery. I will stick to 30 pics no JavaScript think I am going to use text links to promote sponsors rather then banners, text links seem to do better on my AVS sites. __________________ 7

04-24-2002, 05:05 PM	#26
DX Feed me coffee. Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Massafuckingchusetts Posts: 1,128	I don't.. lol I did my tgp experimenting a long time ago.. there are far easier, and less stressful ways to get traffic.. less in quantity, but better in quality traffic than you'd ever get submitting to tgp's..

04-24-2002, 05:15 PM	#27
kenny Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 7,245	I don't see why I can't use a template powered by a query string but they wouldn't allow it. Like the surfer really cares what the URL looks like. I do believe I am going to use that .htaccess trick to make all my pages server sides includes. The way I see it if they use a script to automaticly check a page, why do they need to make us work harder then we need to by not allowing query string and .shtml (basicly SSI's) pages? I have yet to my knowledge been rejected for a .shtml page, but I have been rejected when I attempted to use a template with execute command lines triggered by query strings in order to save me a whole lot of work. And nobody reply with "then don't sumbit then" we all know that's not a option. If the road has pot holes I am going to bitch not quit driving. __________________ 7

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04-25-2002, 11:22 AM	#29
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04-25-2002, 12:38 PM	#30
cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	Why don't you just stop wasting time submitting to not get approved and just BUY some traffic or banner slots..... it can save you some time dood. Submissions are cool and all that, but to be honest I've gotten listed on some of the big tgp sites and have seen better results from friggin yahoo group traffic. But hey... don't listen to me, I'm a newbie ;) Think about who you are trying to please..... Persian Kitty, or porn surfers ($$$)??? There are several ways to successfully skin a rabbit. eww

04-25-2002, 12:48 PM	#31
Steve Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: USA Posts: 6,894	This is what TGP Owners feel about php/shtml galleries: shtml = SSI = dynamic content = gallery webmaster is going to fuck you over

04-25-2002, 01:58 PM	#32
MrBrian Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 1,215	pk is really easy to get listed her rules are just different __________________ ICQ #971-2561

04-25-2002, 02:19 PM	#33
kenny Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 7,245	After I thought about it for a while I realized that in the past some webmaster's probably have abused thier TGP listings using dynamic galleries and that is why those rules are here today. I appreciate all the suggestions and information you guys gave to me on this thread, I have a better understanding of how I should build these galleries. __________________ 7