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warlock5 02-27-2006 10:59 AM

5 dates? Are you waiting for her to invite you into bed?

EdgeXXX 02-27-2006 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Dagwolf
They say the girl knows within the first 5 minutes or something whether she'll sleep with you. So just ask her after 6 minutes, you'll save a bundle. :1orglaugh

OMG I almost just spit out my coffee
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh



Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM
75% of the time I get laid on date 1. 25% on date 2-3.


Ditto. Seriously bro, you may need to work on your self-confidence and/or try being a bit smoother and more charming. Also, a great sense of humor and the ability to make a girl laugh goes a LOOOOONG way towards puting her at ease and endearing yourself to her. :2 cents:

CaptainHowdy 02-27-2006 11:23 AM

You're not telling them on the 2nd date that you "love her" and "you want to be like or the father she never had"... :2 cents:!!

EdgeXXX 02-27-2006 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by BradM
Life must suck, even the outsourced posters make fun of you.


http://www.x4csclan.tripod.com/siteb...tures/lmao.jpg

:1orglaugh

jade_dragon 02-27-2006 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by fuzzylogic
thats not true at all dude

women with no spines put out on the 1st date. those kind of bitches get walked on and i have no interest in them


I laughed hard when I read your name, 100% accurate. So I assume you mean, no self esteem, which means that there are no women with self esteem who just want to have sex on the first date because that is what they want to do. Or do you just believe a woman is not a woman unless she is resistant to having sex at all weither she has hormones and wants and lust herself? Still saying "suck my dick" as a derogatory term while wanting a woman to blow you openly and without vice also?

Sure some of us will not want to associate with women who move that fast but let's call it a personality or lifestyle differance and not a self esteem problem, there may be cases where they overlap, most definitely, but lets not make blanket statments.

Sharky 02-27-2006 11:39 AM

Confidance is key. Even an ugly idiot could get laid by a hot chick if he is confidant when he talks to her. It might not be on the night they meet, but after 1 or 2 dates the guy is in no problem.

Are you openly blowing $$ on these chicks? Don't blow $$ until you know her or she is blowing you! It's only fair. lol

A nice pair of shoes helps as well. Keep your Nikes in your closet for a better chance at getting laid.

Lee 02-27-2006 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM
Life must suck, even the outsourced posters make fun of you.

Mwahahahaha thats a classic. Fuck I wish I had come up with that one :1orglaugh

northboy 02-27-2006 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM
75% of the time I get laid on date 1. 25% on date 2-3.

If it takes 5 dates you might be gay.

Definitely believable!

Pornwolf 02-27-2006 01:34 PM

Paying for pussy makes more business sense in 95% of the situations if you really think about it. It's not as much fun as getting it for free though.


What's even better is getting chicks that charge to give it to you for free... that way you technically make money from the situation! LOL

HomerSimpson 02-27-2006 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noam
Maybe it's just me, but I need to go through like 5 dates before a girl will have sex with me.

I'm switching to escort services - I can't afford a relationship.


A firend of mine (studies philosophy) came on this tought...
(he was probably very high at the moment...)

"Poor people invented marriage so they could fuck for FREE"

:upsidedow

Pornwolf 02-27-2006 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by HomerSimpson

"Poor people invented marriage so they could fuck for FREE"

:upsidedow

I 100% agree with this statement... and I'm not high btw.

King Adam 02-27-2006 02:52 PM

It shouldn't take that much money or that many dates.

Actually one time, I had a chick leave me a check under my pillow before she left. I found later that say when I was washing my sheets. $250 and a thank you letter. I felt like a man whore.

Hollywood376 02-27-2006 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by jact
It's been proven time and time again it's cheaper to bang whores then it is to be in relationships.

Does that cost analysis include trips to the clinic?

czarina 02-27-2006 04:16 PM

you're doing it wrong! escorts is Miami are $150 an hour. In California about $190 or so... get one of those!

jade_dragon 02-27-2006 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HomerSimpson
A firend of mine (studies philosophy) came on this tought...
(he was probably very high at the moment...)

"Poor people invented marriage so they could fuck for FREE"

:upsidedow

Funny. But rich people actually invented marriage as a means to keep money within a "house" or to tie powerful families together thus dowry and other old practices.

Platinumpimp 02-27-2006 04:34 PM

For $650 I can get laid 10 times. :1orglaugh

NoWhErE 02-27-2006 04:37 PM

I rarely meet a chick that won't put out in less than 3 dates...

shit, sometimes we skip the first date and go straight to humping.


But I'm a manwhore... so, its to be expected of me

Michaelious 02-27-2006 04:38 PM

what a really shallow convo

chaze 02-27-2006 04:40 PM

So basically you want to fuck girls and but hang out with guys? I mean if you don't actually like getting to know a girl, you might be gay. Most guys like to know what they fuck most of the time. So if you don't want to get to know ladies but you like to get to know guys you might be barking up the wrong tree.

Give a lady two weeks, the sex will be better and you will feel better about your self. And something real can come out it. granted a one night stand can work out but it's allot harder.

Important note: But when you need to get laid just call a workin girl, cheaper and you get to make all the rules. (not.. that.. I know..)

everestcash 02-27-2006 04:41 PM

haha, that's a funny number

Platinumpimp 02-27-2006 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze
So basically you want to fuck girls and but hang out with guys? I mean if you don't actually like getting to know a girl, you might be gay.

It's called a real man. How the fuck can you be gay if you wanna fuck pussy, and hang around with mates. I mean, you'd be a fucking pussy if the girl would tell you not to hang around with mates anymore. :pimp

chaze 02-27-2006 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Platinumpimp
It's called a real man. How the fuck can you be gay if you wanna fuck pussy, and hang around with mates. I mean, you'd be a fucking pussy if the girl would tell you not to hang around with mates anymore. :pimp

Just saying it's worth a second look if you are more interesting in getting to know guys then girls.

tristan_D 02-27-2006 07:02 PM

sleeping pills cost cheap. you can put it on the chic's drink when she's in the ladies room

Vitasoy 02-27-2006 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Adam
It shouldn't take that much money or that many dates.

Actually one time, I had a chick leave me a check under my pillow before she left. I found later that say when I was washing my sheets. $250 and a thank you letter. I felt like a man whore.

Lol... that must have been a great lay for her :pimp

escorpio 02-27-2006 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by tristan_D
sleeping pills cost cheap. you can put it on the chic's drink when she's in the ladies room

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...n%27+make+love :thumbsup

Alice22 02-27-2006 07:34 PM

What a bulshit...!

Most girls that i know never fuck on the first date (including me ofcourse).
and not even close to the first date...

I ahve a feeling that many people not telling the true on this thread :)

SCtyger 02-27-2006 07:53 PM

you need Leykis 101 lol if she doesnt put out by the 3rd date.. move on.

Hugh 02-27-2006 07:55 PM

Hmm... sounds like you have no game my friend. Pick up "How To Bang On The First Date For Dummies"
Quote:

Originally Posted by noam
Maybe it's just me, but I need to go through like 5 dates before a girl will have sex with me.

I'm switching to escort services - I can't afford a relationship.


EdgeXXX 02-27-2006 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alice22
What a bulshit...!

Most girls that i know never fuck on the first date (including me ofcourse).
and not even close to the first date...

I ahve a feeling that many people not telling the true on this thread :)


Correct me if I'm wrong, but according to your profile you're from Israel. I would imagine that different places and people have different ways of life. Therefor something that "never happens" or is "unbelievable" in one part of the world is everyday life in a different part. :2 cents:

jjjay 02-27-2006 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by EdgeXXX
Correct me if I'm wrong, but according to your profile you're from Israel. I would imagine that different places and people have different ways of life. Therefor something that "never happens" or is "unbelievable" in one part of the world is everyday life in a different part. :2 cents:

are you implying that american girls spread easier than ... something very easy to spread?

reynold 02-28-2006 12:14 AM

getting into a relationship could be really soooo expensive especially when the only thing you are after to is SEX

noam 02-28-2006 09:34 PM

It's not really the money that bothers me. I don't spend $650 on the girl, most of it is on me. We'd go to a restaurant, I'd order a steak and a bottle of wine, she'll order a salad and some dessert and you get an $80 bill. Add valet parking and some drinks afterwards and you get a $150 evening (if I didn't have to drive it'd be a $300 evening).

It's the fact that it takes me fucking 5 dates. I must be doing something wrong. When I was in Israel it would just happen on the first or second date. Something is different in the US.

Maybe I'm just supposed to push harder here. In Israel I just played it cool.


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