AshleyBrookes.com logic - GoFuckYourself.com

ottoisblotto · 02-26-2006, 06:24 PM

Sorry, I apologize in advance, but yes, I am just a surfer.

Just had to share the greatness that is AshleyBrookes.com

I just can't follow this logic:

1. Don't post any new pictures for 24 days---just keep claiming that they are coming and that you are too busy because of online college.
2. Don't post any new videos for 50+ days---just keep claiming that they are coming and that you are too busy because of online college or the dog ate them. Whatever.
3. Tell everyone that your new site will be up the next day (this was Dec 10th btw)

The net result of this...what does Ashley do?
Work extra hard on getting the site in order? nope!

Take a vacation. Yup, go skiing for a week. I guess those online classes and not working on her site are just too much. Silly, me a vacation was deserved.

People have been bitching on her site forum about it for months. This is has been very typical (going weeks without updates) What does she do to solve the problem---delete their posts. Nice.

Oh, to be fair, after 24 days of no updates, there were two grainy and shadow filled sets of pictures posted today.

Ok, flame away.

BusterBunny · 02-26-2006, 06:27 PM

sonofsam · 02-26-2006, 06:28 PM

"a new update will be up tomorrow"

chadglni · 02-26-2006, 06:29 PM

We love surfers, as long as they don't pretend to be webmasters.

Cheers.

8 Characters · 02-26-2006, 06:29 PM

Is this Ashley's Member's Forum now?

LexiLexxx · 02-26-2006, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by 8 Characters

Is this Ashley's Member's Forum now?

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 02-26-2006, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chadglni

We love surfers, as long as they don't pretend to be webmasters.

Cheers.

i wonder whos fake nick it is.

nico-t · 02-26-2006, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

"a new update will be up tomorrow"

Mike69 · 02-26-2006, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Batts

i wonder whos fake nick it is.

I'll tell you in few minutes.. let me get all his billing info..

02-26-2006, 06:35 PM

Big post! Very informative post! But how and why did you even come here to tell us about it?

Hornydog4cooter · 02-26-2006, 06:36 PM

MrIzzz · 02-26-2006, 06:37 PM

www.mrizzz.com or www.limpsex.com i have ashley under my desk right now

Mike69 · 02-26-2006, 06:37 PM

I was kinda wondering the same thing.. I guess he got mad I banned his Home IP and then locked out his servers....

hey you know what... the updates have been slow as of late.. thats being taken care of...

I dont delete post on members voiceing concenrs about it.... no need to hide it... but this guys was a complete idiot.. and not a surfer.. so... delete

Rui · 02-26-2006, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike69

I was kinda wondering the same thing.. I guess he got mad I banned his Home IP and then locked out his servers....

hey you know what... the updates have been slow as of late.. thats being taken care of...

I dont delete post on members voiceing concenrs about it.... no need to hide it... but this guys was a complete idiot.. and not a surfer.. so... delete

Ashley = Mike?

mrthumbs · 02-26-2006, 06:47 PM

No surfer calls himself a surfer so youre a POSER!!!!

Mike69 · 02-26-2006, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Rui

Ashley = Mike?

NO! she has way nicer tits.. but Im getting closer

....

Im reprogramming her members area and doing a little tech work ...

we just had some details to work out.. and it took some time....

Mike69 · 02-26-2006, 06:55 PM

See !!!

HOLD ON

not allowed I hear

Yngwie · 02-26-2006, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike69

NO! she has way nicer tits.. but Im getting closer

....

Im reprogramming her members area and doing a little tech work ...

we just had some details to work out.. and it took some time....

so those breast enlargment pills I sent ya are working? ;)

Mike69 · 02-26-2006, 07:06 PM

Sorry first pic was Ashley and Kelly in the shower...

seems there was an agreement made on those to not be posted sorry ... damn shame!!

so here

much better tits then me...

Mike69 · 02-26-2006, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yngwie

so those breast enlargment pills I sent ya are working? ;)

well not sure its the pills or sitting on my ass all day long but man.. Im getting closer

CaptainHowdy · 02-26-2006, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike69

Sorry first pic was Ashley and Kelly in the shower...

seems there was an agreement made on those to not be posted sorry ... damn shame!!

so here

much better tits then me...

I just adore her... that's a "ringwhorty" girl.

BusterBunny · 02-26-2006, 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike69

Sorry first pic was Ashley and Kelly in the shower...

seems there was an agreement made on those to not be posted sorry ... damn shame!!

so here

much better tits then me...

that clears it up

nico-t · 02-26-2006, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrthumbs

No surfer calls himself a surfer so youre a POSER!!!!

true dat!

Hunter_ST · 02-26-2006, 07:16 PM

The update is in the mail... honest.

Wiggles · 02-26-2006, 08:36 PM

wow something i've never seen before on gfy, a surfer actually saying he is a surfer, even though he may not be, still funny.

lazycash · 02-26-2006, 08:53 PM

Nothing new here, Ashley has been lazy at producing new content for over 3 years now despite the constant prodding of her fans and photographers. I believe Mutt predicted this about six months ago.

Dagwolf · 02-26-2006, 08:55 PM

Cheap publicity stunt or cheap character assassination?

woj · 02-26-2006, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

"a new update will be up tomorrow"

modF · 02-26-2006, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiggles

wow something i've never seen before on gfy, a surfer actually saying he is a surfer, even though he may not be, still funny.

I got the impression that it wasn't actually a surfer, just a webmaster who is pissed. So the elusive honest surfer is still out there?

Young · 02-26-2006, 09:05 PM

This is such bullshit.....I can't belive a GFY member didn't have enough balls to pose these questions himself...had to hide behind a fucking fake nick.

What surfer knows to announce himself as a surfer???? Load of crock

czarina · 02-26-2006, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by bdjuf

Big post! Very informative post! But how and why did you even come here to tell us about it?

isn't it obvious that it is a webmater that is pissed off at her? Otherwise how did he get a hold of GFY?

tony286 · 02-26-2006, 09:17 PM

it must be a slow sunday lol

chadglni · 02-26-2006, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by czarina

isn't it obvious that it is a webmater that is pissed off at her? Otherwise how did he get a hold of GFY?

Because there are nooooooo surfers on gfy. lol

PixeLs · 02-26-2006, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike69

Sorry first pic was Ashley and Kelly in the shower...

seems there was an agreement made on those to not be posted sorry ... damn shame!!

so here

much better tits then me...

I guess this pic made me her avid fan as well.

pornguy · 02-26-2006, 09:46 PM

I think it is a webmaster that did not want to post under his real nic. And if that is the case, and you are an affiliate, you should have.

Shoehorn! · 02-26-2006, 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrthumbs

No surfer calls himself a surfer so youre a POSER!!!!

pocketkangaroo · 02-26-2006, 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy

I think it is a webmaster that did not want to post under his real nic. And if that is the case, and you are an affiliate, you should have.

Perhaps, but he could also be an affiliate who wants to continue to keep his rebills and not have his account torched.

Meta Ridley · 02-26-2006, 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

"a new update will be up tomorrow"

ftw

jacked · 02-26-2006, 11:11 PM

definately a fake nick classic GFY post

ashley is definatley sexy as hell... the more updates the better

fetishblog · 02-26-2006, 11:14 PM

Ashley is at my site, www.secksee.com RIGHT NOW. All surfers report there now.

PussyTeenies · 02-27-2006, 01:10 AM

you need a $1k / month subscribtion to see the hidden updates

you can sign up under my aff. code

02-26-2006, 06:24 PM	#1
ottoisblotto Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1	AshleyBrookes.com logic Sorry, I apologize in advance, but yes, I am just a surfer. Just had to share the greatness that is AshleyBrookes.com I just can't follow this logic: 1. Don't post any new pictures for 24 days---just keep claiming that they are coming and that you are too busy because of online college. 2. Don't post any new videos for 50+ days---just keep claiming that they are coming and that you are too busy because of online college or the dog ate them. Whatever. 3. Tell everyone that your new site will be up the next day (this was Dec 10th btw) The net result of this...what does Ashley do? Work extra hard on getting the site in order? nope! Take a vacation. Yup, go skiing for a week. I guess those online classes and not working on her site are just too much. Silly, me a vacation was deserved. People have been bitching on her site forum about it for months. This is has been very typical (going weeks without updates) What does she do to solve the problem---delete their posts. Nice. Oh, to be fair, after 24 days of no updates, there were two grainy and shadow filled sets of pictures posted today. Ok, flame away.

02-26-2006, 06:27 PM	#2
BusterBunny perverted justice decoy Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: unborn still in the womb connected via blackberry Posts: 19,291	__________________ my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

02-26-2006, 06:28 PM	#3
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	"a new update will be up tomorrow" __________________ I like turtles.

02-26-2006, 06:29 PM	#4
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02-26-2006, 06:37 PM	#12
MrIzzz If u touch it, I will cum Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: long island Posts: 22,923	www.mrizzz.com or www.limpsex.com i have ashley under my desk right now __________________ WHO WANTS TO PLAY GRAB-ASS?

02-26-2006, 06:29 PM	#5
8 Characters So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: This month's character: Dirty Franck Posts: 2,336	Is this Ashley's Member's Forum now?

02-26-2006, 06:35 PM	#10
buddyjuf Guest Posts: n/a	Big post! Very informative post! But how and why did you even come here to tell us about it?

02-26-2006, 06:36 PM	#11
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02-26-2006, 06:37 PM	#13
Mike69 Canadian, nuff said eh? Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Under the coffee maker! Posts: 755	I was kinda wondering the same thing.. I guess he got mad I banned his Home IP and then locked out his servers.... hey you know what... the updates have been slow as of late.. thats being taken care of... I dont delete post on members voiceing concenrs about it.... no need to hide it... but this guys was a complete idiot.. and not a surfer.. so... delete

02-26-2006, 06:47 PM	#15
mrthumbs salad tossing sig guy Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: mrthumbs*gmail.com Posts: 11,702	No surfer calls himself a surfer so youre a POSER!!!!

02-26-2006, 06:55 PM	#17
Mike69 Canadian, nuff said eh? Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Under the coffee maker! Posts: 755	See !!! HOLD ON not allowed I hear Last edited by Mike69; 02-26-2006 at 06:57 PM..

02-26-2006, 07:06 PM	#19
Mike69 Canadian, nuff said eh? Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Under the coffee maker! Posts: 755	Sorry first pic was Ashley and Kelly in the shower... seems there was an agreement made on those to not be posted sorry ... damn shame!! so here much better tits then me...

02-26-2006, 07:16 PM	#24
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02-26-2006, 08:36 PM	#25
Wiggles Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 14,423	wow something i've never seen before on gfy, a surfer actually saying he is a surfer, even though he may not be, still funny. __________________ no sig

02-26-2006, 08:53 PM	#26
lazycash Troll Patrol Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Local Socal Posts: 15,214	Nothing new here, Ashley has been lazy at producing new content for over 3 years now despite the constant prodding of her fans and photographers. I believe Mutt predicted this about six months ago.

02-26-2006, 08:55 PM	#27
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	Cheap publicity stunt or cheap character assassination? __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

02-26-2006, 09:05 PM	#30
Young Bland for life Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,468	This is such bullshit.....I can't belive a GFY member didn't have enough balls to pose these questions himself...had to hide behind a fucking fake nick. What surfer knows to announce himself as a surfer???? Load of crock

02-26-2006, 09:17 PM	#32
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	it must be a slow sunday lol

02-26-2006, 09:46 PM	#35
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02-26-2006, 11:11 PM	#39
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02-26-2006, 11:14 PM	#40
fetishblog Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Your mom is my favorite pornstar!#% Posts: 5,995	Ashley is at my site, www.secksee.com RIGHT NOW. All surfers report there now. __________________ Fling.com doesn't steal your traffic and sales unlike some other dating companies. I promote them, and so should you!

02-27-2006, 01:10 AM	#41
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