How do I access the porn? - GoFuckYourself.com

who · 02-25-2006, 07:33 AM

Hello I am new and I want to access the porn. Please tell me where to find it.
Harold.

TurboAngel · 02-25-2006, 07:34 AM

who · 02-25-2006, 07:36 AM

Ha-ha-ha very funny faces. You don't need to hide them I have membership here.
Harold.

TurboAngel · 02-25-2006, 07:36 AM

blazi · 02-25-2006, 07:36 AM

it only took you nearly 13k posts to introduce yourself, bout time LMAO

blazi · 02-25-2006, 07:37 AM

by the way, there is no more porn allowed to be viewed online, sorry, new US law LMAO

who · 02-25-2006, 07:39 AM

I know the law and I paid good money to see this porn site. I will ask someone else.

TurboAngel · 02-25-2006, 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by who

I know the law and I paid good money to see this porn site. I will ask someone else.

You got fucked.

8 Characters · 02-25-2006, 07:50 AM

Forget free porn - get free money! Click my sig, start working as a webmaster, and make heaps of money and jack-off to the porn you're pushing. It's the only way to work!

u-Bob · 02-25-2006, 07:57 AM

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Dagwolf · 02-25-2006, 07:58 AM

There's no such thing as money. Or porn.

Dagwolf · 02-25-2006, 08:01 AM

Also, there's no such thing as free.

u-Bob · 02-25-2006, 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagwolf

Also, there's no such thing as free.

there's no such thing as GFY!

Manowar · 02-25-2006, 08:05 AM

sumphatpimp · 02-25-2006, 08:06 AM

don't ask us where is the porn.
ask the attorney general, or the justice department they know all about it.
just ask them.
they know.

Star 69 · 02-25-2006, 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by who

Hello I am new and I want to access the porn. Please tell me where to find it.
Harold.

Look inside your jeans. Porn is in your pockets! Ha-ha

CyberHustler · 02-25-2006, 08:09 AM

Click My Sig, Thats Where The Porn Is At...

psili · 02-25-2006, 08:09 AM

Hello. I don't have a credit card or a checking account but I like your site. Can you please let me in so I can access the porn.
Perrty please.
Thanks,
Maud.

who · 02-25-2006, 08:09 AM

Why does nobody wants to help me? Do you all work here or do you get your porn from here? What is this big joke everyone is laughing at?
Harold.

who · 02-25-2006, 08:10 AM

Ok where do I find the Sig to click on, BuySexProducts? And thank you for the help.
Harold.

u-Bob · 02-25-2006, 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuySexProducts

Click My Sig, Thats Where The Porn Is At...

that's one way to get banned....

psili · 02-25-2006, 08:12 AM

Put it back the way it was, mother fuckers!
Maud

psili · 02-25-2006, 08:13 AM

I have Real Player 3 and Windows Media player 2.5. My windows are 98. Why won't the videos work?

Regards,
Maud.

8 Characters · 02-25-2006, 08:15 AM

This is my favorite thread

u-Bob · 02-25-2006, 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psili

I have Real Player 3 and Windows Media player 2.5. My windows are 98. Why won't the videos work?

cuz, the site owner is a scammer and gave you xs to fake vids!

TurboAngel · 02-25-2006, 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by who

Why does nobody wants to help me? Do you all work here or do you get your porn from here? What is this big joke everyone is laughing at?
Harold.

We don't look at porn here!

psili · 02-25-2006, 08:19 AM

I subscribe to your channels on Dish. I think it's bullshit I have to pay extra for your website.

Regards,
Maud.

CyberHustler · 02-25-2006, 08:20 AM

Hey Harold,

YOU SEE THE SPOT THAT SAYS NEED TRAFFIC? CLICK THAT!
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psili · 02-25-2006, 08:22 AM

My username and password aren't working. I can't fucking get in. You fucking suck. But I won't leave my username or password, or even email, because I'm submitting this via your anonymous feedback form.

Make it work, assholes!

Regards,
Maud.

CyberHustler · 02-25-2006, 08:24 AM

what the hell are these guys talking about?... im confused now. Just click my sig please..........

psili · 02-25-2006, 08:26 AM

I don't have $29.95 in my bank funds. I can only pay $14.23. Can you please give me access?

Thanks,
Maud

who · 02-25-2006, 08:26 AM

Thank you BuySexProducts I clicked there but I don't see any porn there either. Maud I know there is problems on this site, the person running it Dagwolf said we need to speak to the lens man but I don't see his name anywhere. Please let me know if you find where he is. I need to ask many questions.
Harold.

kan · 02-25-2006, 08:27 AM

There is no porn anywhere! It's all a cunning ruse by the liberal left

psili · 02-25-2006, 08:28 AM

Hi.
My significant other found out I was a member of your website due to a strange "Paycom.net" charge on our credit card statement. The account was cancelled. Can you please give super-secret access?

Thanks,
Maud.

CyberHustler · 02-25-2006, 08:28 AM

hey harold and maud, first click my sig... you will get to a WARNING page, then click the big red flashing word that says ENTER! ...Thats where the porn is at.. I Promise!

who · 02-25-2006, 08:31 AM

No there is just some dvd for sale and some dildo pictures! I am looking for the data base with ten thousand lesbian porn pics. Or the videos I don't mind! ha-ha-ha!
Harold.

lickmymonster · 02-25-2006, 08:31 AM

My balls itch

CyberHustler · 02-25-2006, 08:34 AM

http://wmcontent.bangbros.com/ap1851...i/ap1851-3.mpg

Click above link...thats where the porn is at!!!

CyberHustler · 02-25-2006, 08:35 AM

hahahaha

Jakke PNG · 02-25-2006, 08:36 AM

Send pictures and videos of you,
thak you.
-Mahamud.

psili · 02-25-2006, 08:40 AM

asdfasdfasdfds

thsxxs,
maud

sfera · 02-25-2006, 08:44 AM

put quarter into your pc and you get porn access

who · 02-25-2006, 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuySexProducts

http://wmcontent.bangbros.com/ap1851...i/ap1851-3.mpg

Click above link...thats where the porn is at!!!

My password does not work there. Please set it up immediately.
Harold.

psili · 02-25-2006, 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuySexProducts

http://wmcontent.bangbros.com/ap1851...i/ap1851-3.mpg

Click above link...thats where the porn is at!!!

That blond on your website is totally super hot. Can you send me her name and phone number?

Thanks,
maud

jade12 · 02-25-2006, 08:48 AM

care to show us the link where you bought the nicknames from on eBay?

LMAO damn these threads are really crackin me up

8 Characters · 02-25-2006, 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jade12

care to show us the link where you bought the nicknames from on eBay?

LMAO damn these threads are really crackin me up

LOL! I second this motion!!!!!!!!

who · 02-25-2006, 09:08 AM

Sorry Jacob said that if I announce how much I paid that he would terminate my account. Well I'm still waiting for the porn. I have to go to the shop I will be back later to check for it.
Harold.

psili · 02-25-2006, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by who

Sorry Jacob said that if I announce how much I paid that he would terminate my account. Well I'm still waiting for the porn. I have to go to the shop I will be back later to check for it.
Harold.

Pick me up a pack of juicy fruit while you're there.

Thanks,
maud.

psili · 02-25-2006, 09:11 AM

I have a highspeed connection, but the videos play really slow.
Fix it, or I'm cancelling.

Regards,
[email protected]

psili · 02-25-2006, 09:13 AM

I can't join your site. I keep getting an "invalid credit card" error.
I don't have a credit card.
Fix it.

Thanks,
maud

02-25-2006, 07:33 AM	#1
who So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ICQ #23642053 Posts: 19,593	How do I access the porn? Hello I am new and I want to access the porn. Please tell me where to find it. Harold.

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02-25-2006, 07:37 AM	#6
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02-25-2006, 07:58 AM	#11
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02-25-2006, 08:01 AM	#12
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02-25-2006, 07:34 AM	#2
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02-25-2006, 07:39 AM	#7
who So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ICQ #23642053 Posts: 19,593	I know the law and I paid good money to see this porn site. I will ask someone else.

02-25-2006, 07:50 AM	#9
8 Characters So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: This month's character: Dirty Franck Posts: 2,336	Forget free porn - get free money! Click my sig, start working as a webmaster, and make heaps of money and jack-off to the porn you're pushing. It's the only way to work!

02-25-2006, 07:57 AM	#10
u-Bob there's no $$$ in porn Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: icq: 195./568.-230 (btw: not getting offline msgs) Posts: 33,063	there's no money in adult, there's no money in forums, there's no money in blogs, there's no money in tgp's, there's no pron in adult, there's no pics in forums, there's no nekkid pics in adult forums, there's no porn in money, there's no spoon, there's no spoon in porn, there's no porn in blogs, there's no blogs in tgps, there's no spoon in porn blogs, there's no money in sigs, there's no flesh in fleshlights, there's no...

02-25-2006, 08:05 AM	#14
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02-25-2006, 08:06 AM	#15
sumphatpimp Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,235	don't ask us where is the porn. ask the attorney general, or the justice department they know all about it. just ask them. they know.

02-25-2006, 08:09 AM	#17
CyberHustler Masterbaiter Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 26,188	Click My Sig, Thats Where The Porn Is At...

02-25-2006, 08:09 AM	#18
psili Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Loveland, CO Posts: 5,526	Hello. I don't have a credit card or a checking account but I like your site. Can you please let me in so I can access the porn. Perrty please. Thanks, Maud. __________________ Your post count means nothing.

02-25-2006, 08:10 AM	#20
who So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ICQ #23642053 Posts: 19,593	Ok where do I find the Sig to click on, BuySexProducts? And thank you for the help. Harold.

02-25-2006, 08:12 AM	#22
psili Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Loveland, CO Posts: 5,526	Put it back the way it was, mother fuckers! Maud __________________ Your post count means nothing.

02-25-2006, 08:13 AM	#23
psili Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Loveland, CO Posts: 5,526	I have Real Player 3 and Windows Media player 2.5. My windows are 98. Why won't the videos work? Regards, Maud. __________________ Your post count means nothing.

02-25-2006, 08:15 AM	#24
8 Characters So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: This month's character: Dirty Franck Posts: 2,336	This is my favorite thread

02-25-2006, 08:19 AM	#27
psili Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Loveland, CO Posts: 5,526	I subscribe to your channels on Dish. I think it's bullshit I have to pay extra for your website. Regards, Maud. __________________ Your post count means nothing.

02-25-2006, 08:20 AM	#28
CyberHustler Masterbaiter Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 26,188	Hey Harold, YOU SEE THE SPOT THAT SAYS NEED TRAFFIC? CLICK THAT! l l l l v

02-25-2006, 08:22 AM	#29
psili Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Loveland, CO Posts: 5,526	My username and password aren't working. I can't fucking get in. You fucking suck. But I won't leave my username or password, or even email, because I'm submitting this via your anonymous feedback form. Make it work, assholes! Regards, Maud. __________________ Your post count means nothing.

02-25-2006, 08:24 AM	#30
CyberHustler Masterbaiter Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 26,188	what the hell are these guys talking about?... im confused now. Just click my sig please..........

02-25-2006, 08:26 AM	#31
psili Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Loveland, CO Posts: 5,526	I don't have $29.95 in my bank funds. I can only pay $14.23. Can you please give me access? Thanks, Maud __________________ Your post count means nothing.

02-25-2006, 08:27 AM	#33
kan Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 37	There is no porn anywhere! It's all a cunning ruse by the liberal left

02-25-2006, 08:28 AM	#34
psili Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Loveland, CO Posts: 5,526	Hi. My significant other found out I was a member of your website due to a strange "Paycom.net" charge on our credit card statement. The account was cancelled. Can you please give super-secret access? Thanks, Maud. __________________ Your post count means nothing.

02-25-2006, 08:31 AM	#36
who So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ICQ #23642053 Posts: 19,593	No there is just some dvd for sale and some dildo pictures! I am looking for the data base with ten thousand lesbian porn pics. Or the videos I don't mind! ha-ha-ha! Harold.

02-25-2006, 08:31 AM	#37
lickmymonster Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: **Houston * Posts: 628	My balls itch

02-25-2006, 08:34 AM	#38
CyberHustler Masterbaiter Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 26,188	http://wmcontent.bangbros.com/ap1851...i/ap1851-3.mpg Click above link...thats where the porn is at!!!

02-25-2006, 08:35 AM	#39
CyberHustler Masterbaiter Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 26,188	hahahaha

02-25-2006, 08:36 AM	#40
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	Send pictures and videos of you, thak you. -Mahamud. __________________ ..and I'm off.

02-25-2006, 08:40 AM	#41
psili Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Loveland, CO Posts: 5,526	asdfasdfasdfds thsxxs, maud __________________ Your post count means nothing.

02-25-2006, 08:44 AM	#42
sfera Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: ICQ: 248877409 Posts: 8,597	put quarter into your pc and you get porn access

02-25-2006, 08:48 AM	#45
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02-25-2006, 09:08 AM	#47
who So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ICQ #23642053 Posts: 19,593	Sorry Jacob said that if I announce how much I paid that he would terminate my account. Well I'm still waiting for the porn. I have to go to the shop I will be back later to check for it. Harold.

02-25-2006, 09:11 AM	#49
psili Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Loveland, CO Posts: 5,526	I have a highspeed connection, but the videos play really slow. Fix it, or I'm cancelling. Regards, [email protected] __________________ Your post count means nothing.

02-25-2006, 09:13 AM	#50
psili Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Loveland, CO Posts: 5,526	I can't join your site. I keep getting an "invalid credit card" error. I don't have a credit card. Fix it. Thanks, maud __________________ Your post count means nothing.