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  • sonofsam
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2004
    • 18642

    #1

    Ask me anything in the next hour (but with a twist)

    Ask me for advice on any topic and more then likely i can relate in some way and be able to give you a little advice.... Don't ask me for advice on how to become rich, because i havn't figured that out yet myself..

    this should be interesting... I may be young, but I've had a lot of different experiences and most likely will be able to drop SOME useful info about something

    so lets hear it... ask me anything!
    I like turtles.
  • czarina
    Webmaster Extraordinaire
    • Jul 2002
    • 10752

    #2
    Ok. So I am standing in a twisted position, Why is the color blue, blue and not green?

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    • 3M TA3
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      • Aug 2005
      • 2972

      #3
      if i wanted to make love to you (not just fuck), what would be the best way to ask you?

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      • Skillz Unlimited
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        • Aug 2004
        • 1541

        #4
        GFY Dr. Phil huh?

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        • sonofsam
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Dec 2004
          • 18642

          #5
          Originally posted by czarina
          Ok. So I am standing in a twisted position, Why is the color blue, blue and not green?
          Because you're husband is in the backyard fornicating with your dog.

          Next question.
          I like turtles.

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          • Sam Granger
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            • Dec 2004
            • 3958

            #6
            My cat is attacking me, what should I do?

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            • sonofsam
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Dec 2004
              • 18642

              #7
              Originally posted by 3M TA3
              if i wanted to make love to you (not just fuck), what would be the best way to ask you?
              show up to my house wearing nothing but a wizard hat and snowboarding boots.
              I like turtles.

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              • sonofsam
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Dec 2004
                • 18642

                #8
                Originally posted by Sam Granger
                My cat is attacking me, what should I do?
                Oven.

                next question
                I like turtles.

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                • 3M TA3
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                  • Aug 2005
                  • 2972

                  #9
                  Originally posted by sonofsam
                  show up to my house wearing nothing but a wizard hat and snowboarding boots.
                  i'll be right there

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                  • Sam Granger
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                    • Dec 2004
                    • 3958

                    #10
                    I want to learn how to play the piano, whats the best way?

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                    • sonofsam
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                      • Dec 2004
                      • 18642

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Sam Granger
                      I want to learn how to play the piano, whats the best way?
                      Piano lessons, Einstein.
                      I like turtles.

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                      • Sam Granger
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                        • Dec 2004
                        • 3958

                        #12
                        How do i stfu? I cant stop typing shit.

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                        • Kevin - The PNN
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                          • Jun 2005
                          • 1364

                          #13
                          How do women think, please explain.
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                          • Sam Granger
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                            • Dec 2004
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Kevin - BeauBucks
                            How do women think, please explain.
                            Marry rich guy, then divorse and get 50%

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                            • brand0n
                              been very busy
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 26983

                              #15
                              how do i get the underside of my balls to stop fucking itching
                              want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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                              • sonofsam
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Dec 2004
                                • 18642

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Kevin - BeauBucks
                                How do women think, please explain.
                                thought process of a women

                                1. starts thinking about something
                                2. thinks she knows what she wants
                                3. makes a decision
                                4. starts to think if she made the wrong decision or not
                                5. emotional breakdown
                                I like turtles.

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                                • sonofsam
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Dec 2004
                                  • 18642

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Sam Granger
                                  How do i stfu? I cant stop typing shit.
                                  Cat tranquilizer
                                  I like turtles.

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                                  • sonofsam
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Dec 2004
                                    • 18642

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by brand0n
                                    how do i get the underside of my balls to stop fucking itching
                                    Don't shave... trim.

                                    also do a search for oils you can apply , post trimming to lessen the irritation
                                    I like turtles.

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                                    • Kevin - The PNN
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                                      • Jun 2005
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                                      #19
                                      Why is piss yellow and shit brown?
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                                      • Kevin - The PNN
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                                        • Jun 2005
                                        • 1364

                                        #20
                                        Why do ugly people breed?
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                                        • Sam Granger
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                                          • Dec 2004
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                                          #21
                                          Where can I get a Cat tranquilizer at 4:01am?

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                                          • sonofsam
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                                            • Dec 2004
                                            • 18642

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Kevin - BeauBucks
                                            Why do ugly people breed?
                                            because there is more to life then being , really really really, really professionally good looking

                                            I like turtles.

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                                            • Kevin - The PNN
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                                              • Jun 2005
                                              • 1364

                                              #23
                                              How does my thermos know to keep and coffee hot or my soup hot?
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                                              • sonofsam
                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                • Dec 2004
                                                • 18642

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Sam Granger
                                                Where can I get a Cat tranquilizer at 4:01am?
                                                go hang around the skatepark and talk to some meth head skaters, they'll prolly know.
                                                I like turtles.

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                                                • Kevin - The PNN
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                                                  • Jun 2005
                                                  • 1364

                                                  #25
                                                  Sorry -
                                                  How does my thermos know to keep and coffee hot or my pop cold?
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                                                  • buddyjuf

                                                    #26
                                                    why does Pi have an infinite number of decimals?

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                                                    • sonofsam
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                      • 18642

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Kevin - BeauBucks
                                                      Sorry -
                                                      How does my thermos know to keep and coffee hot or my pop cold?
                                                      .... i seriously hope you're joking.
                                                      I like turtles.

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                                                      • DamageX
                                                        Marketing & Strategy
                                                        • Jun 2001
                                                        • 14293

                                                        #28
                                                        How can I learn to grow a TGP?
                                                        Whitehat is for chumps

                                                        If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

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                                                        • sonofsam
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                          • 18642

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by bdjuf
                                                          why does Pi have an infinite number of decimals?
                                                          better question..

                                                          what made you close www.abercrombie.com and post on gfy?
                                                          I like turtles.

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                                                          • buddyjuf

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by sonofsam
                                                            better question..

                                                            what made you close www.abercrombie.com and post on gfy?
                                                            ANSWER MY QUESTION DAMNIT!

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                                                            • sonofsam
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                              • 18642

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by DamageX
                                                              How can I learn to grow a TGP?
                                                              ask shemp to see his how-to picture
                                                              I like turtles.

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                                                              • sonofsam
                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                • Dec 2004
                                                                • 18642

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by bdjuf
                                                                ANSWER MY QUESTION DAMNIT!
                                                                or what? you'll mess up my hair?
                                                                I like turtles.

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                                                                • Sam Granger
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                                                                  • Dec 2004
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by sonofsam
                                                                  go hang around the skatepark and talk to some meth head skaters, they'll prolly know.
                                                                  Thanks

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                                                                  • DamageX
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                                                                    • Jun 2001
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by sonofsam
                                                                    ask shemp to see his how-to picture
                                                                    I said grow, not get deterred from even trying.
                                                                    Whitehat is for chumps

                                                                    If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

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                                                                    • buddyjuf

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by sonofsam
                                                                      or what? you'll mess up my hair?
                                                                      ........................

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                                                                      • Juicy D. Links
                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                        • Apr 2001
                                                                        • 122992

                                                                        #36

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                                                                        • buddyjuf

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Here is another question

                                                                          WHY DON'T YOU ANSWER MY OTHER QUESTION?

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                                                                          • buddyjuf

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Juicy where the FUCK do you find these pics???

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                                                                            • Sam Granger
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                                                                              • 3958

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Actually a serious question now - i don't feel tired at all but I need to get up early tomorrow. I have no sleeping pills. Hows the best way for me to fall asleep quickly without getting drunk or knocking myself out?

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                                                                              • sonofsam
                                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                • Dec 2004
                                                                                • 18642

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by bdjuf
                                                                                Here is another question

                                                                                WHY DON'T YOU ANSWER MY OTHER QUESTION?
                                                                                heres another question for you

                                                                                when you got a boner watching mr and mrs smith

                                                                                was it because of angelina jolie, or brad pitt?
                                                                                I like turtles.

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                                                                                • Kevin - The PNN
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Why does the St. Johns River in Florida flow south to north?
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                                                                                  • Sam Granger
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by bdjuf
                                                                                    Juicy where the FUCK do you find these pics???
                                                                                    He has memberships probably

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                                                                                    • CyberHustler
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                                                                                      • Feb 2006
                                                                                      • 28736

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      My Dick Is Too Big, Got Any Solutions?
                                                                                      “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                                                                      • Juicy D. Links
                                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                                        • Apr 2001
                                                                                        • 122992

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by bdjuf
                                                                                        Juicy where the FUCK do you find these pics???
                                                                                        var/usr/bdjuf/personal/gaypics/yummy

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                                                                                        • sonofsam
                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                                                          • 18642

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Kevin - BeauBucks
                                                                                          Why does the St. Johns River in Florida flow south to north?
                                                                                          because of the yakuza

                                                                                          I like turtles.

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                                                                                          • sonofsam
                                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                            • Dec 2004
                                                                                            • 18642

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by BuySexProducts
                                                                                            My Dick Is Too Big, Got Any Solutions?


                                                                                            keep them coming!
                                                                                            I like turtles.

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                                                                                            • 3M TA3
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                                                                                              • Aug 2005
                                                                                              • 2972

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                                                              var/usr/bdjuf/personal/gaypics/yummy


                                                                                              OWNED - sorry bdjuf

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                                                                                              • buddyjuf

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                                                                var/usr/bdjuf/personal/gaypics/yummy
                                                                                                you probably aren't even kidding!

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                                                                                                • CyberHustler
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                                                                                                  • Feb 2006
                                                                                                  • 28736

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  The child proof ones don't work....????
                                                                                                  “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                                                                                  • sonofsam
                                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                    • Dec 2004
                                                                                                    • 18642

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    I like turtles.

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