Wifely Expectations - Sicko "Marriage Contract" One For The Ages - GoFuckYourself.com

PaulB IYP · 02-20-2006, 03:41 PM

What an Asshole!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...tract1.html??2

Harmon · 02-20-2006, 03:43 PM

Manowar · 02-20-2006, 03:45 PM

hahaha damn

xNetworx · 02-20-2006, 03:49 PM

What a psycho~!

ForteCash · 02-20-2006, 03:51 PM

My hero!

Web Lass · 02-20-2006, 03:52 PM

OMFG

...his wife needed to shave her chest?

luv$ · 02-20-2006, 03:55 PM

Wouldn't this be ideal though for a submissive partner?

sicone · 02-20-2006, 03:58 PM

Gotta make a few changes then gonna print it out. I wonder if my lady will sign it

GlydeGirl · 02-20-2006, 04:14 PM

It's a great slave contract -- now all ya gotta do is find a woman willing to sign it! LOL

tristan_D · 02-20-2006, 07:02 PM

that would be a marriage made in hell

PixeLs · 02-20-2006, 07:35 PM

Nothing like living a married life under such contract..

reynold · 02-20-2006, 08:04 PM

marriage contracts should not impair husband's vested rights... i'd rather be imprisoned than sign a contract of that kind.

Raven · 02-21-2006, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv$

Wouldn't this be ideal though for a submissive partner?

Only if spanking were involved....and, anal butt plugs.

Phoenix · 02-21-2006, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by platinumfeedspaul

What an Asshole!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...tract1.html??2

We are going to have to have a talk about your attitude mister!!!

PaulB IYP · 02-21-2006, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raven

Only if spanking were involved....and, anal butt plugs.

Nice Bump Raven

Web Lass · 02-23-2006, 02:39 PM

I sent that Smoking Gun link to a friend of mine yesterday... all of a sudden today he goes...

my friend: I gotta say, that contract thing was a good idea
my friend: I'm writing one up now
me: LOL
me: You realize that dude is a sick fuck.
my friend: NO TALKING BACK
my friend: YOU LOSE 3 GBD'S
me: ...
me: :: sobs ::
me: :: goes to shave her chest and from her belly button to her anus ::
my friend: there's a good girl

GlydeGirl · 02-23-2006, 02:45 PM

The funniest thing in that contract is that the guy demands blowjobs for ONLY 5 minutes... he's either a premature ejaculator or he's never had a decent blowjob in his life! If I was to impose a contract like that, I'd make sure my oral sex sessions lasted AT LEAST 30 minutes.

All that work and he screws up the most important part! What an idiot! LOL

Drake · 02-23-2006, 04:00 PM

he gave that a lot of thought

Sony · 02-23-2006, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaskTVMaura

It's a great slave contract -- now all ya gotta do is find a woman willing to sign it! LOL

Get a 3rd world wife and will do everything written there, you don't even need to make her sign.

dbavaria · 02-23-2006, 06:44 PM

Smart guy, atleast hes got it in writing...

Spunky · 02-23-2006, 06:52 PM

Now that is a contract lol

02-20-2006, 03:41 PM	#1
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02-23-2006, 02:39 PM	#16
Web Lass Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Northern New Jersey Posts: 609	I sent that Smoking Gun link to a friend of mine yesterday... all of a sudden today he goes... my friend: I gotta say, that contract thing was a good idea my friend: I'm writing one up now me: LOL me: You realize that dude is a sick fuck. my friend: NO TALKING BACK my friend: YOU LOSE 3 GBD'S me: ... me: :: sobs :: me: :: goes to shave her chest and from her belly button to her anus :: my friend: there's a good girl __________________ [email protected] \| ICQ: 315176814\| AIM: The Web Lass Need some grunt work done? I'm your lass! http://www.PetiteTeenager.com

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GlydeGirl Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,516	The funniest thing in that contract is that the guy demands blowjobs for ONLY 5 minutes... he's either a premature ejaculator or he's never had a decent blowjob in his life! If I was to impose a contract like that, I'd make sure my oral sex sessions lasted AT LEAST 30 minutes. All that work and he screws up the most important part! What an idiot! LOL

02-23-2006, 04:00 PM	#18
Drake Hello world! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 12,508	he gave that a lot of thought

02-23-2006, 06:44 PM	#20
dbavaria Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: San Diego Posts: 404	Smart guy, atleast hes got it in writing...

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