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SmokeyTheBear · 02-21-2006, 01:01 PM

This guy killed his roommate with a sledgehammer because he used up all the toilet paper.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060221/...et_paper_death

A man accused of fatally beating his roommate with a sledgehammer and a claw hammer because there was no toilet paper in their home has been arrested.

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Franklin Paul Crow, 56, was charged Monday with homicide in the death of Kenneth Matthews, 58, according to the Marion County Sheriff's Office.

Capt. Thomas Bibb said Crow initially denied his involvement, but confessed during questioning.

Crow told investigators that the men were fighting about the toilet paper over the weekend when Matthews pulled out a rifle. Crow said he then began beating Matthews with the sledgehammer and claw hammer, according to an affidavit.

Matthews was beaten so badly he had to be identified through his fingerprints, detectives said.

Crow was being held at the Marion County jail without bond. It was not immediately known whether he had an attorney.

Nydahl · 02-21-2006, 01:04 PM

fuck I must check my toilet if there is enought paper

crockett · 02-21-2006, 01:06 PM

I about killed a crack head with a Louisville Slugger last night because he stole my radio antenna off my truck.

btw all the good killings happen in FL..

Sosa · 02-21-2006, 01:06 PM

I'm sorry they still had roommates at the age of 50+.

candyflip · 02-21-2006, 01:06 PM

Like he'd tell the cops he was out of crack

RuthB · 02-21-2006, 01:07 PM

damn, the world is a truly fucked up place

mikeyddddd · 02-21-2006, 01:09 PM

Maybe they were ghey and Franklin Paul had an itchy ass and was tired of having to suck a stinky brown dick.

FredIsMe · 02-21-2006, 01:10 PM

lol, what people do in a moment of anger...

Manowar · 02-21-2006, 01:12 PM

that's fucked up

absolutte · 02-21-2006, 01:16 PM

not a bed idea, should tell my boyfriend what could happen to him

xNetworx · 02-21-2006, 01:17 PM

What a dick!

SmokeyTheBear · 02-21-2006, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by absolutte

not a bed idea, should tell my boyfriend what could happen to him

lol thats a good idea, just leave a copy of the article posted in the bathroom as a reminder

joefriday · 02-21-2006, 01:20 PM

Thats what happens when two men in their late 50's live together. LOL

SmokeyTheBear · 02-21-2006, 01:21 PM

oh shit hahaha

Love Sex · 02-21-2006, 02:53 PM

" when Matthews pulled out a rifle"
Keywords

G-Rotica · 02-21-2006, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

oh shit hahaha

WTF??

SmokeyTheBear · 02-21-2006, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by G-Rotica

WTF??

it took me awhile to remember why i posted that . lol

( because it was somewhat roommate related ) i wonder if that was "mom" haha

everestcash · 02-21-2006, 03:48 PM

this is sick

PixeLs · 02-21-2006, 06:48 PM

I once lived in a dormitory before and thank God none of us there suffered the same fate..

SmokeyTheBear · 02-21-2006, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by PixeLs

I once lived in a dormitory before and thank God none of us there suffered the same fate..

betcha came close though

Paul Markham · 02-22-2006, 05:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Love Sex

" when Matthews pulled out a rifle"
Keywords

You're assuming he did not get the rifle out of the cupboard afterwards.

ServerGenius · 02-22-2006, 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by absolutte

not a bed idea, should tell my boyfriend what could happen to him

In another thread you posted that you were single......what's it gonna be, make up your mind please

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showpo...1&postcount=35

reynold · 02-22-2006, 05:16 AM

is he insane? what is happening to the world?

picsmasters · 02-22-2006, 05:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

This guy killed his roommate with a sledgehammer because he used up all the toilet paper.

Whis world is going straight to hell

Love Sex · 02-22-2006, 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

You're assuming he did not get the rifle out of the cupboard afterwards.

true, its possible

Downtime · 02-22-2006, 06:58 AM

saw it yesterday, pretty sweet story

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