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Phoenix 02-21-2006 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by SilverTab
huh I can do a better job with photoshop and 5min of time....Is this supposed to be for real? Looks sooooooo fake...


looks real to me

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...73948865&q=ufo

SilverTab 02-21-2006 04:18 PM

here are some REAL ones...made by humans...

http://www.circlemakers.org/Img/sun_france_2.jpg

http://www.circlemakers.org/Img/sussex_spiral_small.jpg
http://www.circlemakers.org/Img/nat_geo_diagram.jpg
( http://www.circlemakers.org/natgeo.html )

and if you are still not convinced that even COMPLEX circles cant be made by humans, check out the Top2003 competition...

http://www.circlemakers.org/totc2003.html

SilverTab 02-21-2006 04:20 PM

some more, made by humans

http://www.circlemakers.org/Img/totc4_03.jpg

http://www.circlemakers.org/Img/totc5_03.jpg

Matt 26z 02-21-2006 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by SilverTab
and if you are still not convinced that even COMPLEX circles cant be made by humans, check out the Top2003 competition...

It's been well documented that humans can create crop circles, but what the skeptics refuse to address is that humans can not create them in a way that bends the crops over at a curve instead of breaking them at an angle.

SilverTab 02-21-2006 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Matt 26z
It's been well documented that humans can create crop circles, but what the skeptics refuse to address is that humans can not create them in a way that bends the crops over at a curve instead of breaking them at an angle.


I was just replying to ronaldo, who was implying that humans can only make cheap half-ass circles like he showed in his posts, while it's easy to prove otherwise...

SilverTab 02-21-2006 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Matt 26z
It's been well documented that humans can create crop circles, but what the skeptics refuse to address is that humans can not create them in a way that bends the crops over at a curve instead of breaking them at an angle.


oh and Im not even a skeptic... Im SURE there is alien intelligence somewhere in our universe....100% sure...I just doubt they are wasting their time drawing in our fields... LOL...

stickyfingerz 02-21-2006 04:31 PM

Whats funny is Ive met that reporter several times. lol I do live in Nashville, so guess its not all that odd. lol

NoCarrier 02-21-2006 04:33 PM

Why do they always have to interview a religious lunatic to make it look bad.

Screaming 02-21-2006 04:42 PM

aliens send their reguards to bill gates

Matt 26z 02-21-2006 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by SilverTab
oh and Im not even a skeptic... Im SURE there is alien intelligence somewhere in our universe....100% sure...I just doubt they are wasting their time drawing in our fields... LOL...

I don't know that it's aliens doing it and not a government test of some sort.

My bet is on a new type of military weapon. Something that can shoot a thin microwave beam. The purpose of the geometric shapes would be to advance the precise delivery of the beams.

Just imagine if the atomic bomb had never been used and made public. People to this day wouldn't believe that such a weapon exists. No way of knowing what they've got.

Phoenix 02-21-2006 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Matt 26z
I don't know that it's aliens doing it and not a government test of some sort.

My bet is on a new type of military weapon. Something that can shoot a thin microwave beam. The purpose of the geometric shapes would be to advance the precise delivery of the beams.

Just imagine if the atomic bomb had never been used and made public. People to this day wouldn't believe that such a weapon exists. No way of knowing what they've got.


wow very nice interpretation of crop circles

minusonebit 02-21-2006 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix
Yep..and there are shitloads of people with similar stories
i have one as well

Aliens took me aboard thier ship and implanted a chip in me so that the government knows where I am at all times. Honest!

Phoenix 02-21-2006 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by minusonebit
Aliens took me aboard thier ship and implanted a chip in me so that the government knows where I am at all times. Honest!


wow..doubtful...but me and the entire city of sudbury did see something move slowly across the sky...enough to make a public outcry

explained off as a russian rocket gone astray

look up "phoenix lights"

in google anniversary is coming up

Big Red Machine 02-21-2006 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix
btw...do you guys know they just discovered an additional Pyramid off of the coaast of JAPAN?

no shit..look it up

In Europe as Well

Tat2Jr 02-21-2006 05:53 PM

LOL - Only a UFO story from Tennessee could seriously have half of the story be on the Bible.

tristan_D 02-21-2006 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by ronaldo
Why do people always try to put a religious spin on things? Maybe the better question is why are those people always given an opportunity to spew their crap publicly to the masses.


Maybe the answer is that people actually buy this kind of crap that's why the media gives them enough air time.

The bigger the lie, the more people will believe it.
The cheesier, the better.
Sex sells.
What bleed leads.

These are the sad things about the media nowadays.

Kroy 02-21-2006 05:56 PM

Check this video out
Summary: UFO footage, including footage shot from the MIR space station, and addl. NASA footage.
full URL:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...73948865&q=ufo

lyn1 02-21-2006 05:58 PM

Guys, you are showing a severe lack of maturity.

UFO's for christ sake.

Just think, if a civilization is so advanced that they could travel hundreds of thousands of light years to get here, do you think they would run around and create nice patterns in cornfields and excite vice presidents and IT experts...
Not a fat chance.

Just because you're a vp or and IT expert makes you smart. For christ sake, George Bush (and who was that B Grade actor?) became president of US, so that just fucked the credibility factor.

When UFO's do arrive, they will arrive and we will know it.

So in the meantime, just because the media beat-up some large burning hole in the ground, a university prank in the cornfields or some unexplained glowflys that have excited some dumb IT academics, be a dreamtaker and say 20 times...it's all bullshit. Yes, say it again....it's all bullshit.

Lyn from Oz

Kroy 02-21-2006 05:59 PM

Also, Mexican Dept. of Defense acknowledges UFOs. Page on RENSE.com
http://rense.com/general52/deff.htm

SilentKnight 02-21-2006 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevsh
I can't explain how David Copperfield makes a Ferrari disappear, how Chriss Angel digs himself out of a shallow grave & coffin or how Houdini escaped from a glass tank while in chains ...

But I'm pretty sure aliens weren't involved.

Same thing with the crop circles - I can't tell you how whomever made them pulled it off, but that doesn't mean my next assumption is that aliens must have done it.

I can explain the coffin thing if you're really stuck :winkwink:

And you're right...no littl' green (or gray) men involved.

Kroy 02-21-2006 06:04 PM

Oh, and if ya think UFOs are a modern cultural phenomenon feast your eyes on THIS
Summary: paintings and drawings several hundreds of years old which clearly show unidentified objects in the sky
http://xfacts.com/old/index.html

SilentKnight 02-21-2006 06:07 PM

How many more posts before someone lets the cat outta the bag about the Cadbury secret?

Kroy 02-21-2006 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by lyn1
Guys, you are showing a severe lack of maturity.

UFO's for christ sake.

Just think, if a civilization is so advanced that they could travel hundreds of thousands of light years to get here, do you think they would run around and create nice patterns in cornfields and excite vice presidents and IT experts...
Not a fat chance.

Just because you're a vp or and IT expert makes you smart. For christ sake, George Bush (and who was that B Grade actor?) became president of US, so that just fucked the credibility factor.

When UFO's do arrive, they will arrive and we will know it.

So in the meantime, just because the media beat-up some large burning hole in the ground, a university prank in the cornfields or some unexplained glowflys that have excited some dumb IT academics, be a dreamtaker and say 20 times...it's all bullshit. Yes, say it again....it's all bullshit.

Lyn from Oz

Well I'm glad YOU got the answer to everything.

wonderman 02-21-2006 06:19 PM

Somtimes I think my cat is really an alien.

Kroy 02-21-2006 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

Oooops, sorry Phoenix, didn't see you had already posted the link of the NASA footage.

Thomas N 02-21-2006 08:25 PM

The video is obviously of a mylar balloon floating around in the wind. This is a common practice both for faking ufo sightings, and also just for idiots getting fooled into thinking they are seeing something otherworldly.

The mylar balloon trick is/was really popular in mexico, a couple years ago there were literally hundreds of reported ufo sightings getting news coverage and video coverage, it was mylar balloons.

You can buy them in walmart or about anywhere else.

StickyGreen 02-21-2006 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by lyn1
Guys, you are showing a severe lack of maturity.

UFO's for christ sake.

Just think, if a civilization is so advanced that they could travel hundreds of thousands of light years to get here, do you think they would run around and create nice patterns in cornfields and excite vice presidents and IT experts...
Not a fat chance.

Just because you're a vp or and IT expert makes you smart. For christ sake, George Bush (and who was that B Grade actor?) became president of US, so that just fucked the credibility factor.

When UFO's do arrive, they will arrive and we will know it.

So in the meantime, just because the media beat-up some large burning hole in the ground, a university prank in the cornfields or some unexplained glowflys that have excited some dumb IT academics, be a dreamtaker and say 20 times...it's all bullshit. Yes, say it again....it's all bullshit.

Lyn from Oz

lmao, there is so much shit that you have no clue about. keep your blinders on...

StickyGreen 02-21-2006 08:40 PM

show me two guys who can make these with boards on their feet...i would like to shake their hands...
http://www.jp-petit.com/nouv_f/Crop%...ions/crop7.jpg
http://www.zetetique.ldh.org/images/crop/cropETb.jpg

BDSMpersonals 02-21-2006 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by G-Rotica
So do you think the aliens have an affiliate program? I bet I could move the anal probe niche.

That's fucking funny!!!

I saw one once. No light in the sky, it was broad daylight, as big as a house, and close enough to hit with a rock, had I dared to. It scared me shitless. A friend was with me, so I'm sure I did not dream it. As soon as I saw it my first and only thought was "alien spaceship." I knew it was alien not only because it was saucer shaped, but also because it was flawlessly perfect. Not a seam or rivet, it looked like it was carved out of one big hunk of metal. And it made no sound. To this day I have no doubt that I saw a real saucer with aliens inside it.

Nismo 02-21-2006 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by StickyGreen
show me two guys who can make these with boards on their feet...i would like to shake their hands...

They're called MIT math professors.

SilverTab 02-21-2006 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by StickyGreen
show me two guys who can make these with boards on their feet...i would like to shake their hands...
http://www.jp-petit.com/nouv_f/Crop%...ions/crop7.jpg
http://www.zetetique.ldh.org/images/crop/cropETb.jpg



mmm who said they needed to be 2???


the ones I posted above are quite as complex...

Nismo 02-21-2006 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by BDSMpersonals
That's fucking funny!!!

I saw one once. No light in the sky, it was broad daylight, as big as a house, and close enough to hit with a rock, had I dared to. It scared me shitless. A friend was with me, so I'm sure I did not dream it. As soon as I saw it my first and only thought was "alien spaceship." I knew it was alien not only because it was saucer shaped, but also because it was flawlessly perfect. Not a seam or rivet, it looked like it was carved out of one big hunk of metal. And it made no sound. To this day I have no doubt that I saw a real saucer with aliens inside it.

I'm sorry man, but this is fucking funny. :1orglaugh

StickyGreen 02-21-2006 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Nismo
They're called MIT math professors.

I really hope you're not serious. Yea, I'm sure MIT math professors are out in the middle of nowhere all over Europe making crop circles. :helpme

SilverTab 02-21-2006 09:03 PM

LOL and the alien image in the crop is just stupid....

you really think that, if life evolved somewhere else in the universe, humanoid creatures emerged?? It could take ANY form...why the little green guys with 2 arms and 2 legs?? It could look like a pile of blob for all we know..it might not even (and is probably not) carbon based....look at the diversity of life on earth...all this is the result of YEARS of evolution and of trial/error, and survival of the fittest....if life evolved somewhere else in the universe, there is NO WAY it looks like humanoid creature... its random... even on earth, with the same conditions, life would probably evolve differently if you would wipe everythign and start again...

StickyGreen 02-21-2006 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by SilverTab
mmm who said they needed to be 2???


the ones I posted above are quite as complex...

I just threw 2 out there as a random number. And the ones you posted are nowhere near as complex. There are more that are even more complex, I just don't feel like finding them right now...

Nismo 02-21-2006 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by SilverTab
mmm who said they needed to be 2???


the ones I posted above are quite as complex...

What you need is a computer generated graph depicting the design and dimensions, along with several of your math & geometry nerd friends with homemade tools that will flatten corn stalks. Then, you and your nerdy friends keep quiet about it. Next thing you know someone sees it, alerts the press, and you are all over internet sites and people think aliens landed. :1orglaugh

StickyGreen 02-21-2006 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by SilverTab
LOL and the alien image in the crop is just stupid....

you really think that, if life evolved somewhere else in the universe, humanoid creatures emerged?? It could take ANY form...why the little green guys with 2 arms and 2 legs?? It could look like a pile of blob for all we know..it might not even (and is probably not) carbon based....look at the diversity of life on earth...all this is the result of YEARS of evolution and of trial/error, and survival of the fittest....if life evolved somewhere else in the universe, there is NO WAY it looks like humanoid creature... its random... even on earth, with the same conditions, life would probably evolve differently if you would wipe everythign and start again...

Most intelligent life throughout the universe is Bipedal. It is the most convenient form. There are many piles of blob also, but they are not intelligent life. Look at our planet. Just about every kind of possible weird creature exists that can exist. And actually, there are many hominid races throughout our own galaxy, some even have a striking resemblance to humans...

Nismo 02-21-2006 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by StickyGreen
I really hope you're not serious. Yea, I'm sure MIT math professors are out in the middle of nowhere all over Europe making crop circles. :helpme

You're right man. It's obviously aliens. Aliens love to draw and they ran out of paper on planet fucktard. So, they came here to draw in our cornfields.

StickyGreen 02-21-2006 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Nismo
You're right man. It's obviously aliens. Aliens love to draw and they ran out of paper on planet fucktard. So, they came here to draw in our cornfields.

If aliens are visiting earth, what makes you think you know what they like and what they would or wouldn't do?

Nismo 02-21-2006 09:12 PM

The guys that know how to make the incredibly sophisticated crop designs aren't going to let anyone know how they did it, why they did it or who they are. Why? Cause then there will be copycats out the ass and the circles will lose all meaning.

When you tell someone your secrets, you empower them.

It's not aliens for christ sake lol

hershie 02-21-2006 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevsh
I can't explain how David Copperfield makes a Ferrari disappear, how Chriss Angel digs himself out of a shallow grave & coffin or how Houdini escaped from a glass tank while in chains ...

But I'm pretty sure aliens weren't involved.

Same thing with the crop circles - I can't tell you how whomever made them pulled it off, but that doesn't mean my next assumption is that aliens must have done it.

The earlier crop circles several years back were much more basic. Whomever were doing them got more sophisticated over time and had more help..., and thus we have more people saying it had to be aliens to accomplish the impressive designed ones.

StickyGreen 02-21-2006 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Nismo
The guys that know how to make the incredibly sophisticated crop designs aren't going to let anyone know how they did it, why they did it or who they are. Why? Cause then there will be copycats out the ass and the circles will lose all meaning.

When you tell someone your secrets, you empower them.

It's not aliens for christ sake lol

You can't prove whether they are alien or human so don't get all excited like you know it all...

SilverTab 02-21-2006 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by StickyGreen
Most intelligent life throughout the universe is Bipedal. It is the most convenient form. There are many piles of blob also, but they are not intelligent life. Look at our planet. Just about every kind of possible weird creature exists that can exist. And actually, there are many hominid races throughout our own galaxy, some even have a striking resemblance to humans...



mmm I dunno man... what I said above wasnt pulled out of my ass... It was from one of Hubert Reeve's astrophysical classes...I watched them all! :winkwink: (if you havent read Hubert Reeves works and are interested in astrophysical, you REALLY should check'em out!)

life could evolve MUCH differently on another planet in different conditions...

Granted, intelligence, on earth usually goes along with a bipedal form, mostly because it's relative on the size of the brain... being on your hind legs leaves more place for the brain to grow, that's why we started evolving much faster after we started walking on 2 legs instead of 4...the head slowly drifted from: tied to the vertebral colubm (like small monkeys, cats, etc), to the position that it has now: standing on TOP of the column, which leaves a lot of place for the brain to grow....sure, that works on earth.... could be much different on another planet, under different conditions

StickyGreen 02-21-2006 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by SilverTab
mmm I dunno man... what I said above wasnt pulled out of my ass... It was from one of Hubert Reeve's astrophysical classes...I watched them all! :winkwink: (if you havent read Hubert Reeves works and are interested in astrophysical, you REALLY should check'em out!)

life could evolve MUCH differently on another planet in different conditions...

Granted, intelligence, on earth usually goes along with a bipedal form, mostly because it's relative on the size of the brain... being on your hind legs leaves more place for the brain to grow, that's why we started evolving much faster after we started walking on 2 legs instead of 4...the head slowly drifted from: tied to the vertebral colubm (like small monkeys, cats, etc), to the position that it has now: standing on TOP of the column, which leaves a lot of place for the brain to grow....sure, that works on earth.... could be much different on another planet, under different conditions

There are only so many elements in the universe. Other planets in the universe which are capable of sustaining life are similar to Earth...

Kimo 02-21-2006 09:20 PM

oh no! *puts on armadillo helmet*

SilverTab 02-21-2006 09:22 PM

whatever man... it's like debating about the color of the pope's underwear...we will probably never know... :P

SilverTab 02-21-2006 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by StickyGreen
And actually, there are many hominid races throughout our own galaxy, some even have a striking resemblance to humans...


hmmm any proof of that??? many humanoid races throughout our galaxy?...

Nismo 02-21-2006 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by SilverTab
hmmm any proof of that??? many humanoid races throughout our galaxy?...

Yeah, man. They live on planet bullshit.

Kristian 02-21-2006 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevsh
Looks like a frisbee...

Show me a video where a UFO lands, an alien gets out, walks up to the camera and says "How ya fuckin' doin, mate?" and then I'll believe :)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Jayvis 02-21-2006 09:40 PM

Mel Gibson should star in a movie about something like this. Bet it would be a hit.


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