classssssic movie!

Revolver is average at best.


AVI: I don't like leaving my country Doug, and I especially don't like leaving it for anything less then sandy beaches, and cocktails with little straw hats.

Doug the Head: Avi, we have sandy beaches...

Avi: So? Who the fuck wants to see 'em?

I love this movie, gonna have to watch it again tonight, lol :)
WG

this is arguably the best line in the movie.

what do i know about diamonds? dont they come from antwerp?

"... but he's as much Jewish as he is a fucking monkey."

music....

ta-da. ta-da-da-ta-da, ta-da-da-ta-da

"Avi!"

the Transporter dude is in that movie, right?
anyway, I never really liked that film. I find Fight Club better, and more funny.

yes. but unlike the transporter, this movie was great.

"It was a rhetorical question. What have I told you about thinking?

"You can keep that silly fat bastards my lads can't lift him. "

"You've got 48 hours and after that it's your family and the dogs finish what the pigs don't"

Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.

Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.

Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off.

50 Classic lines from SNATCH.

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this one's my fucking fav!!:1orglaugh !

That is my favorite part of that movie :)
I fucking love how they shoot that scene and what he says in it :1orglaugh

here's another qoute from another great scene:

Turkish: Well the rabbit gets fucked.
Tommy: [pauses] Proper fucked?
Turkish: Yes, before "Zee Germans" get there.

hilarious!
 

that movie is one of my favourites!:1orglaugh

Turkish: What's that?
Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.
Turkish: No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
Tommy: It's for protection.
Turkish: Protection from what . . . zee Germans?

Turkish: We've lost Gorgeous George.
Brick Top Polford: You're going to have to repeat that.
Turkish: We've lost Gorgeous George.
Brick Top Polford: Well, where'd you lose him?! He ain't a set of fucking car keys, is he? And, it's not as if he's incon-fucking-spicuous, now is it?

Sol: What's that?
Vinny: Ha, ha, this is a shotgun, Sol.
Sol: It's a fucking antiaircraft gun, Vincent!
Vinny: Yeah, well I wanna raise some pulses, don't I?
Sol: You'll raise hell, never mind pulses

Tommy: I didn't expect him to get hurt.
Turkish: You put the man in a bare-knuckle boxing match. What the fuck did you expect: a grease down and a shiatsu?!

Edit. The correct shit is two posts above

HAHA this is it! So funny.

Turkish says "zee Germans" 3 or 4 times in the film, and for the life of me I don't know exactly the significance of it? (I know he's imitating the accent... but what's reference/joke?)

best line from the movie IMO