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Luc · 02-21-2006, 09:53 AM

i'll start it out...

"why the fuck would i want a caravan that's got no fucking wheels?"

Sharky01276 · 02-21-2006, 09:55 AM

"Dya like duogs!"

KRosh · 02-21-2006, 09:56 AM

I love that fucking movie

"Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case
by an 'orrible c u n t... me. "

com · 02-21-2006, 09:59 AM

"dags?"
"yeah freddy 'I've got a gambling problem' four fingers"

PSGuru · 02-21-2006, 10:10 AM

"The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off."

dissipate · 02-21-2006, 10:17 AM

i can hardly make a damn thing out from that movie.... but i always end up watching it drunk, which could be the issue at hand

SomeCreep · 02-21-2006, 10:30 AM

"In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary ... come again?"

-Brick Top

fuzebox · 02-21-2006, 10:30 AM

"Why do they call him Boris The Bullet Dodger?" - "Because he dodges bullets, Avi"

"Anything to declare?" - "Yeah, don't go to London."

axelcat · 02-21-2006, 10:31 AM

you like dags is the most famous from it

Manowar · 02-21-2006, 10:34 AM

i love that movie

gettaway driver? what the fuck can he get away from?

fuzebox · 02-21-2006, 10:59 AM

"It's too tight" - "You could park a jumbo jet in there"

"It was a funny angle" - "Tyrone, it's behind you... when you back up, things come from behind"

KRosh · 02-21-2006, 10:59 AM

Bullet Tooth Tony says ....A bookie's got blagged last night.

Avi respomds....

Blagged? Do me a favor, Tony, speak English. I thought this country spawned the fucking language, and so far nobody seems to speak it.

Kevsh · 02-21-2006, 11:00 AM

"For ever action, there is a reaction. And a Pikey reaction... is quite a fucking thing."

The Truth Hurts · 02-21-2006, 11:06 AM

"You ain't from this planet are you, Vincent? Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sat in a car that is worth less than your shirt?"

Pornwolf · 02-21-2006, 11:18 AM

That's easily one of my favorite movies!

Avi: Eighty-six carats.
Rosebud: Where?

Avi: London.

Rosebud: London?

Avi: London.

Gemologist: London?

Avi: Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON.

webair · 02-21-2006, 11:22 AM

Turkish: "do you take suger in your tea?"

Bricktop: "no thnaks im sweet enough..."

classic movie

gornyhuy · 02-21-2006, 11:26 AM

SHIIIIIITE!!

You 'bin usin' dog shit fer toothpaste, Mullet?

Gnat69 · 02-21-2006, 11:37 AM

Sit Down, You big Bald FUCK!!!!

many people say it is just another "Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels" but I don't care, this movie is great anyway!!!

com · 02-21-2006, 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gnat69

Sit Down, You big Bald FUCK!!!!

many people say it is just another "Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels" but I don't care, this movie is great anyway!!!

both are classics, gimme a third!

Relish XXX · 02-21-2006, 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Truth Hurts

"You ain't from this planet are you, Vincent? Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sat in a car that is worth less than your shirt?"

desert eagle point 5 0. As vinnie jones taps the gun on the window.

ShellyCrash · 02-21-2006, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by com

both are classics, gimme a third!

Madonna ruins people, after that he made "Swept Away".

willow · 02-21-2006, 12:21 PM

From memory:

Turns out he's the gypsy bare knuckle champion, which makes him harder than a coffin nail.

The part where the kid is hoping gorgeous george wakes up before they put him in the hole with him while Golden Brown is playing in the background is pretty classic too.

ShellyCrash · 02-21-2006, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by willow

The part where the kid is hoping gorgeous george wakes up before they put him in the hole with him while Golden Brown is playing in the background is pretty classic too.

Both the soundtracks to Snatch and Lock Stock have some sweet tunes in them. Even Guy Ritchie's company logo has the specials' rude boy on it if I'm not mistaken.

liquidmoe · 02-21-2006, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by com

both are classics, gimme a third!

Revolver

Luc · 02-21-2006, 12:30 PM

"i'll fight you for it."

FredIsMe · 02-21-2006, 01:19 PM

i didnt understand a thing said in that movie

austinth · 02-21-2006, 01:23 PM

"need ta take a shiiiieet!"

DamageX · 02-21-2006, 01:24 PM

That is one of the best movies ever. Absolutely genius.

BigBen · 02-21-2006, 01:33 PM

It's the Russian.
A Russian?
To be technical he's an Uzbekistanian.
Uzbekistanian? I've been dealing with those sneaky Russian dogs.

Pornwolf · 02-21-2006, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gnat69

many people say it is just another "Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels" but I don't care, this movie is great anyway!!!

Crikey, it is!! But if you liked LSA2SB as much as I did it's a compliment!

02-21-2006, 03:34 PM

Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity

fuzebox · 02-21-2006, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by com

both are classics, gimme a third!

Layer Cake was fun...

fuzebox · 02-21-2006, 03:49 PM

Boris The Blade? You mean Boris The Sneaky Fucking Russian...

fuzebox · 02-21-2006, 03:49 PM

"You're saying the gun don't work?" - "I'm saying it would do more damage if you fed it to him"

fuzebox · 02-21-2006, 03:49 PM

"The weight is a sign of reliability... And if it doesn't work, you can always hit him with it."

everestcash · 02-21-2006, 03:51 PM

good ones, great movie

Pornwolf · 02-21-2006, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox

Layer Cake was fun...

Layer Cake was damn good.

So was "The Limey."

mackey · 02-21-2006, 03:58 PM

Perrywinkle blue!

chodadog · 02-21-2006, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by com

both are classics, gimme a third!

Layer Cake.

Deepai · 02-21-2006, 04:14 PM

True Classic film... Has anyone seen revolver?

-Turk- · 02-21-2006, 04:14 PM

classssssic movie!

DrGuile · 02-21-2006, 04:17 PM

Revolver is average at best.

AVI: I don't like leaving my country Doug, and I especially don't like leaving it for anything less then sandy beaches, and cocktails with little straw hats.

Doug the Head: Avi, we have sandy beaches...

Avi: So? Who the fuck wants to see 'em?

WiredGuy · 02-21-2006, 04:18 PM

I love this movie, gonna have to watch it again tonight, lol

WG

tASSy · 02-21-2006, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

I love this movie, gonna have to watch it again tonight, lol

WG

that's exactly what this thread did to me too hehe. =)

also "wee mincy balls" is a great phrase from that movie that i use often.

WillyFRESH · 02-21-2006, 04:57 PM

this is arguably the best line in the movie.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bullet Tooth Tony

So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls. Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off.

Screaming · 02-21-2006, 05:18 PM

what do i know about diamonds? dont they come from antwerp?

Luc · 02-21-2006, 06:40 PM

"... but he's as much Jewish as he is a fucking monkey."

music....

ta-da. ta-da-da-ta-da, ta-da-da-ta-da

"Avi!"

tristan_D · 02-21-2006, 06:41 PM

the Transporter dude is in that movie, right?
anyway, I never really liked that film. I find Fight Club better, and more funny.

Luc · 02-21-2006, 06:52 PM

yes. but unlike the transporter, this movie was great.

"It was a rhetorical question. What have I told you about thinking?

"You can keep that silly fat bastards my lads can't lift him. "

"You've got 48 hours and after that it's your family and the dogs finish what the pigs don't"

WME · 02-21-2006, 08:41 PM

Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.

Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.

Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off.

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