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FlogTheLog 02-21-2006 06:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by damian2001
"Your terrible Muriel"

The best line from any movie ever!

You have to see the film to get it though.


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Isnt it "Your Terrible Muriel" ?

Damian_Maxcash 02-21-2006 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flogthelog
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Isnt it "Your Terrible Muriel" ?

Yes it was - I caught it.

FlogTheLog 02-21-2006 06:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by damian2001
Yes it was - I caught it.

so where in London you from mate? or are you back in Australia now?

Damian_Maxcash 02-21-2006 06:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flogthelog
so where in London you from mate? or are you back in Australia now?


Im in Stoke Newingtom in London ATM, and Im affraid Im actually a Kiwi..... :upsidedow

but I lived in Adelaide for a while and then moved to Cairns for a few years.

lyn1 02-21-2006 06:12 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by StickyGreen
why is australia so gay?

i am still trying to work that one out meself

ANSWER: When all the poms moved out to OZ only the poofters came leaving all the hahahahas behind.

Koalas - will rip you to bits even though they look nice and cuddly. When you do get a tame one to hold, they piss and shit all over you - I'm sure the koalas love pissing all over the japanese tourists.

Kangaroo steaks - very red, very lean, has a strong flavour, tastes like shit and the reason there are so many of the bastards, the Aboriginals couldn't catch them to eat. The aboriginals invented the boomerang to try and catch them, but all it did was come back and this is the reason they eat witcherary grubs (think I spelt that correctly). Could never work out why aboriginals lived in the stinking desert when the coast is so nice and the food abundant. Then again, I couldn't understand why arabs lived in the desert as well unless they had a fear of washing.

Beer - most beer in Oz is great. I concur with the Fosters beer comment and it was a plan to sell a crap beer to the Poms and Yanks.

Fair dinkum mate - means a range of things, but generally means 'is that right' or 'is that true'.

Lyn from Oz (Born and bred in Tasmania but now a Queenslander - The rugby is shit)

Damian_Maxcash 02-21-2006 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lyn1
Quote:
Originally Posted by StickyGreen
why is australia so gay?

i am still trying to work that one out meself

ANSWER: When all the poms moved out to OZ only the poofters came leaving all the hahahahas behind.

Koalas - will rip you to bits even though they look nice and cuddly. When you do get a tame one to hold, they piss and shit all over you - I'm sure the koalas love pissing all over the japanese tourists.

Kangaroo steaks - very red, very lean, has a strong flavour, tastes like shit and the reason there are so many of the bastards, the Aboriginals couldn't catch them to eat. The aboriginals invented the boomerang to try and catch them, but all it did was come back and this is the reason they eat witcherary grubs (think I spelt that correctly). Could never work out why aboriginals lived in the stinking desert when the coast is so nice and the food abundant. Then again, I couldn't understand why arabs lived in the desert as well unless they had a fear of washing.

Beer - most beer in Oz is great. I concur with the Fosters beer comment and it was a plan to sell a crap beer to the Poms and Yanks.

Fair dinkum mate - means a range of things, but generally means 'is that right' or 'is that true'.

Lyn from Oz (Born and bred in Tasmania but now a Queenslander - The rugby is shit)

Good post....

Quote:

I'm sure the koalas love pissing all over the japanese tourists.
Its their job - and its not just the Koalas. :upsidedow

PS. All Australian rugby is shit :)




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FlogTheLog 02-21-2006 06:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lyn1
Quote:
Originally Posted by StickyGreen
why is australia so gay?

i am still trying to work that one out meself

ANSWER: When all the poms moved out to OZ only the poofters came leaving all the hahahahas behind.

Koalas - will rip you to bits even though they look nice and cuddly. When you do get a tame one to hold, they piss and shit all over you - I'm sure the koalas love pissing all over the japanese tourists.

Kangaroo steaks - very red, very lean, has a strong flavour, tastes like shit and the reason there are so many of the bastards, the Aboriginals couldn't catch them to eat. The aboriginals invented the boomerang to try and catch them, but all it did was come back and this is the reason they eat witcherary grubs (think I spelt that correctly). Could never work out why aboriginals lived in the stinking desert when the coast is so nice and the food abundant. Then again, I couldn't understand why arabs lived in the desert as well unless they had a fear of washing.

Beer - most beer in Oz is great. I concur with the Fosters beer comment and it was a plan to sell a crap beer to the Poms and Yanks.

Fair dinkum mate - means a range of things, but generally means 'is that right' or 'is that true'.

Lyn from Oz (Born and bred in Tasmania but now a Queenslander - The rugby is shit)

Very sweeeeeeet Post :) what part of QLD you in? I am always staying on the Gold Coast :thumbsup Hit me up ICQ: 212-837-196

Aussie Rebel 02-21-2006 06:29 AM

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Originally Posted by bhutocracy
heh.. good to see aussie rebel in a thread again.

Hey how are ya bhutocracy mate? Did'nt think anyone would reconise me:1orglaugh

shack 02-21-2006 06:32 AM

Fkn Aussies :321GFY

FlogTheLog 02-21-2006 06:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aussie Rebel
Hey how are ya bhutocracy mate? Did'nt think anyone would reconise me:1orglaugh

whats your ICQ?
hit me up ICQ: 212-837-196

Czech 02-21-2006 06:39 AM

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Teodora 02-21-2006 06:40 AM

hey Oz! is it not boring out there?? U're so separated from the rest of the world...:Oh crap

FlogTheLog 02-21-2006 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Teodora
hey Oz! is it not boring out there?? U're so separated from the rest of the world...:Oh crap

it is :( but its only a $1200 airfare to the USA :thumbsup

Mr. Romance 02-21-2006 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flogthelog
any me any questions you might have about Australia and i will answer them :thumbsup


I am from the USA, but I live in South America now. I have heard that the women love Ameircans, is this the case?

Mr. Romance

FlogTheLog 02-21-2006 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shack
Fkn Aussies :321GFY

your an Aussie :321GFY

FlogTheLog 02-21-2006 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Romance
I am from the USA, but I live in South America now. I have heard that the women love Ameircans, is this the case?

Mr. Romance


fucking ay , when the American war ships come into dock the aussie chicks go nuts over then , we hate it when the sailors hit town cause the horny rich Americans get the all

Czech 02-21-2006 06:48 AM

Aussie Slang :thumbsup

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shack 02-21-2006 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flogthelog
your an Aussie :321GFY


smart ass :winkwink:

nekrom 02-21-2006 06:52 AM

Tasmania fell of the bottom your not part of us. :)

Fosters is only on tap because we had to have something to add to the end row after VB, Carlton, Tooheys, etc.

Koalas are violent fokers (just watch them at the zoo trying to get removed/collected from a tree) it's on for young and old. They also look smashed all the time due to their diet of only eucalyptus leaves.

As a nation were pritty layed back which is prolly the reason everyone likes us the world over. Only 2 things that piss us off and that's running out of beer and messing with our pay cheques. :)

-N

everestcash 02-21-2006 06:55 AM

nice thread you have here,
so, do you like it there generally? :)

FlogTheLog 02-21-2006 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nekrom
Tasmania fell of the bottom your not part of us. :)

Fosters is only on tap because we had to have something to add to the end row after VB, Carlton, Tooheys, etc.

Koalas are violent fokers (just watch them at the zoo trying to get removed/collected from a tree) it's on for young and old. They also look smashed all the time due to their diet of only eucalyptus leaves.

As a nation were pritty layed back which is prolly the reason everyone likes us the world over. Only 2 things that piss us off and that's running out of beer and messing with our pay cheques. :)

-N

Well put mate :thumbsup

Czech 02-21-2006 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nekrom
Tasmania fell of the bottom your not part of us. :)

Fosters is only on tap because we had to have something to add to the end row after VB, Carlton, Tooheys, etc.

Koalas are violent fokers (just watch them at the zoo trying to get removed/collected from a tree) it's on for young and old. They also look smashed all the time due to their diet of only eucalyptus leaves.

As a nation were pritty layed back which is prolly the reason everyone likes us the world over. Only 2 things that piss us off and that's running out of beer and messing with our pay cheques. :)

-N

Hey thanks mate I'm a TASWEGIAN!

But I escaped 12 years ago :thumbsup

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Blizzard 02-21-2006 07:02 AM

Fuck Australia.

FlogTheLog 02-21-2006 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blizzard
Fuck Australia.

:321GFY :321GFY :321GFY :321GFY :321GFY

sfera 02-21-2006 07:20 AM

is fosters your favorite beer

bhutocracy 02-21-2006 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aussie Rebel
Hey how are ya bhutocracy mate? Did'nt think anyone would reconise me:1orglaugh

hah.. yeah.. hard to remember sometimes we're nearing the half decade mark here... fucking crazy. Anyways I'm not too bad except for the fact im still fucking around at 1:30am ;) you?

Czech 02-21-2006 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sfera
is fosters your favorite beer

No! Fosters is crap that is why we export it out of Australia to the rest of the world and keep the good beer in Oz :upsidedow

VB (Victoria Bitter) is the beer we Aussies drink :thumbsup

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FlogTheLog 02-21-2006 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sfera
is fosters your favorite beer

VB or Tooheys :thumbsup

Damian_Maxcash 02-21-2006 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flogthelog
VB or Tooheys :thumbsup

SPIEGHTS!!



Stand back this could get ugly....

Czech 02-21-2006 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flogthelog
VB or Tooheys :thumbsup

Ok and Tooheys, I forgot you are from NSW :)

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bhutocracy 02-21-2006 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RobMax


New kicks the shit out of VB. and Cooper's kills them all.

Sam Granger 02-21-2006 08:00 AM

have you ever been beaten up by an australian dressed in a kangaroo outfit?

EdgeXXX 02-21-2006 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flogthelog
this site http://www.koalanet.com.au/australian-slang.html is great for learning aussie slang


Bookmarked :thumbsup thanks

Czech 02-21-2006 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bhutocracy
New kicks the shit out of VB. and Cooper's kills them all.


Are you from SA by any chance?

Any way all Aussie beer is good when you are at a barby :thumbsup

As I said before I'm a TASWEGIAN but I hate cascade :upsidedow

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EdgeXXX 02-21-2006 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RobMax
No! Fosters is crap that is why we export it out of Australia to the rest of the world and keep the good beer in Oz :upsidedow


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh Saw that coming from a mile away

Czech 02-21-2006 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam Granger
have you ever been beaten up by an australian dressed in a kangaroo outfit?

No but my mate was beaten up by a real kangaroo :)

http://www.killsometime.com/Pictures...g-kangaroo.jpg


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Sam Granger 02-21-2006 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RobMax

:1orglaugh

bu((aneer 02-21-2006 11:14 AM

Why did I get attacked when I was minding my own business walking through RedFern?????

bhutocracy 02-21-2006 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RobMax
Are you from SA by any chance?

Any way all Aussie beer is good when you are at a barby :thumbsup

As I said before I'm a TASWEGIAN but I hate cascade :upsidedow

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Never even visited :)

JuiceMonkey 02-21-2006 03:41 PM

Carlton Cold is gross...
Tooheys Extra Dry is my beer of choice here.. VB is pretty nice too


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