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Czech 02-21-2006 04:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flogthelog
hey aussie rebal, where you from? i know it says Kickacoonalong :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh but where you really from, you got icq?

HE LIVES BEHIND THE BLACK STUMP NEAR THE BILLABONG! Like all us Aussies :)

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FlogTheLog 02-21-2006 04:13 AM

this site http://www.koalanet.com.au/australian-slang.html is great for learning aussie slang

sweethotkayla 02-21-2006 04:16 AM

RobMax your an Aussie to...god now these just to many of us around:P

Czech 02-21-2006 04:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flogthelog
hey aussie rebal, where you from? i know it says Kickacoonalong :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh but where you really from, you got icq?

He lives behind the black stump near the billabong like all us Aussies :upsidedow a Down Under Aussie

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FlogTheLog 02-21-2006 04:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RobMax
HE LIVES BEHIND THE BLACK STUMP NEAR THE BILLABONG! Like all us Aussies :)

http://www.intermax-ag.de/images/grafik/Azeny/xbiz1.jpg
www.6-chats-money.com

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

FlogTheLog 02-21-2006 04:17 AM

Aussie Aussie Aussie

Czech 02-21-2006 04:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweethotkayla
RobMax your an Aussie to...god now these just to many of us around:P

Yep mate - I am based in europe for the past 12 years :)

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sweethotkayla 02-21-2006 04:18 AM

cool cool "mate".
God i hate that word!

FlogTheLog 02-21-2006 04:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RobMax
Yep mate - I am based in europe for the past 12 years :)

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why did you live Australia?

FlogTheLog 02-21-2006 04:19 AM

sweethotkayla whats your ICQ?

sweethotkayla 02-21-2006 04:22 AM

damn i used to have my icq in my sig - ill have to put it back there.... here is it 201473667

Aussie Rebel 02-21-2006 04:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flogthelog
hey aussie rebal, where you from? i know it says Kickacoonalong :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh but where you really from, you got icq?

I'm from Melbourne mate :thumbsup the land where ya get 4 seasons in a day

sweethotkayla 02-21-2006 04:25 AM

I love Melb - Im moving back there soon:)

FlogTheLog 02-21-2006 04:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweethotkayla
damn i used to have my icq in my sig - ill have to put it back there.... here is it 201473667

sweet hitting you up now, all aussie post your icq numbers

Czech 02-21-2006 04:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flogthelog
why did you leave Australia?

I came to Europe for a working holiday and stayed here in the Czech Republic - the best chicks in the world :thumbsup

Czech 02-21-2006 04:32 AM

My contact details for all the fellow Aussies :thumbsup

Rob - Marketing & Sales Director
Email: [email protected]
Tel: EU +420 377 819 424
Fax: EU +420 377 819 416
Tel: USA +1 561 459 1881
Fax: USA +1 561 226 2538
ICQ: 311-131-009
MSN: [email protected]

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FlogTheLog 02-21-2006 04:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RobMax
I came to Europe for a working holiday and stayed here in the Czech Republic - the best chicks in the world :thumbsup

nice, i will have to get my Aussie ass over there ASAP :thumbsup

calibra 02-21-2006 04:34 AM

Yo, it it true that a male kangaroo has a split dick?

FlogTheLog 02-21-2006 04:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by calibra
Yo, it it true that a male kangaroo has a split dick?

no , googled it to be sure and go this :

Q: Do kangaroos have two penises?

A: To the best of my knowledge, there is no mammal that has two penises. The reason this question arises is because most marsupials have a bifurcated penis, which means they have two tips on their penis. Many wallabies also have a bifurcated penis, but interestingly, neither of the two largest species of kangaroos have this unusual feature. The males of both Grey and Red kangaroos have only one tip on their penis.

Antonio 02-21-2006 05:10 AM

What was that FREAKY movie about a ugly fat chick (her name was Maple or Miriam or something) with all the ABBA music - dancing queen etc. Do you know what I'm talking about? Is this the best you can do?

JuiceMonkey 02-21-2006 05:15 AM

Who is Australias best Import?
IE: Me :)

FlogTheLog 02-21-2006 05:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio
What was that FREAKY movie about a ugly fat chick (her name was Maple or Miriam or something) with all the ABBA music - dancing queen etc. Do you know what I'm talking about? Is this the best you can do?

Pricilla Queen Of The Desert :thumbsup

FlogTheLog 02-21-2006 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JuiceMonkey
Who is Australias best Import?
IE: Me :)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Antonio 02-21-2006 05:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flogthelog
Pricilla Queen Of The Desert :thumbsup

haha, nope it's not that one although thiis one was on SA tv a few days ago

FlogTheLog 02-21-2006 05:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio
haha, nope it's not that one although thiis one was on SA tv a few days ago


Muriel's Wedding :thumbsup

The Duck 02-21-2006 05:48 AM

wow australia...

FlogTheLog 02-21-2006 05:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kandah
wow australia...

you should come here :thumbsup

bhutocracy 02-21-2006 05:53 AM

heh.. good to see aussie rebel in a thread again.

FlogTheLog 02-21-2006 05:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bhutocracy
heh.. good to see aussie rebel in a thread again.

you got aussie rebals ICQ or email?

Damian_Maxcash 02-21-2006 05:59 AM

"Your terrible Muriel"

The best line from any movie ever!

You have to see the film to get it though.

FlogTheLog 02-21-2006 06:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by damian2001
"Your terrible Muriel"

The best line from any movie ever!

You have to see the film to get it though.


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Isnt it "Your Terrible Muriel" ?

Damian_Maxcash 02-21-2006 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flogthelog
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Isnt it "Your Terrible Muriel" ?

Yes it was - I caught it.

FlogTheLog 02-21-2006 06:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by damian2001
Yes it was - I caught it.

so where in London you from mate? or are you back in Australia now?

Damian_Maxcash 02-21-2006 06:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flogthelog
so where in London you from mate? or are you back in Australia now?


Im in Stoke Newingtom in London ATM, and Im affraid Im actually a Kiwi..... :upsidedow

but I lived in Adelaide for a while and then moved to Cairns for a few years.

lyn1 02-21-2006 06:12 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by StickyGreen
why is australia so gay?

i am still trying to work that one out meself

ANSWER: When all the poms moved out to OZ only the poofters came leaving all the hahahahas behind.

Koalas - will rip you to bits even though they look nice and cuddly. When you do get a tame one to hold, they piss and shit all over you - I'm sure the koalas love pissing all over the japanese tourists.

Kangaroo steaks - very red, very lean, has a strong flavour, tastes like shit and the reason there are so many of the bastards, the Aboriginals couldn't catch them to eat. The aboriginals invented the boomerang to try and catch them, but all it did was come back and this is the reason they eat witcherary grubs (think I spelt that correctly). Could never work out why aboriginals lived in the stinking desert when the coast is so nice and the food abundant. Then again, I couldn't understand why arabs lived in the desert as well unless they had a fear of washing.

Beer - most beer in Oz is great. I concur with the Fosters beer comment and it was a plan to sell a crap beer to the Poms and Yanks.

Fair dinkum mate - means a range of things, but generally means 'is that right' or 'is that true'.

Lyn from Oz (Born and bred in Tasmania but now a Queenslander - The rugby is shit)

Damian_Maxcash 02-21-2006 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lyn1
Quote:
Originally Posted by StickyGreen
why is australia so gay?

i am still trying to work that one out meself

ANSWER: When all the poms moved out to OZ only the poofters came leaving all the hahahahas behind.

Koalas - will rip you to bits even though they look nice and cuddly. When you do get a tame one to hold, they piss and shit all over you - I'm sure the koalas love pissing all over the japanese tourists.

Kangaroo steaks - very red, very lean, has a strong flavour, tastes like shit and the reason there are so many of the bastards, the Aboriginals couldn't catch them to eat. The aboriginals invented the boomerang to try and catch them, but all it did was come back and this is the reason they eat witcherary grubs (think I spelt that correctly). Could never work out why aboriginals lived in the stinking desert when the coast is so nice and the food abundant. Then again, I couldn't understand why arabs lived in the desert as well unless they had a fear of washing.

Beer - most beer in Oz is great. I concur with the Fosters beer comment and it was a plan to sell a crap beer to the Poms and Yanks.

Fair dinkum mate - means a range of things, but generally means 'is that right' or 'is that true'.

Lyn from Oz (Born and bred in Tasmania but now a Queenslander - The rugby is shit)

Good post....

Quote:

I'm sure the koalas love pissing all over the japanese tourists.
Its their job - and its not just the Koalas. :upsidedow

PS. All Australian rugby is shit :)




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FlogTheLog 02-21-2006 06:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lyn1
Quote:
Originally Posted by StickyGreen
why is australia so gay?

i am still trying to work that one out meself

ANSWER: When all the poms moved out to OZ only the poofters came leaving all the hahahahas behind.

Koalas - will rip you to bits even though they look nice and cuddly. When you do get a tame one to hold, they piss and shit all over you - I'm sure the koalas love pissing all over the japanese tourists.

Kangaroo steaks - very red, very lean, has a strong flavour, tastes like shit and the reason there are so many of the bastards, the Aboriginals couldn't catch them to eat. The aboriginals invented the boomerang to try and catch them, but all it did was come back and this is the reason they eat witcherary grubs (think I spelt that correctly). Could never work out why aboriginals lived in the stinking desert when the coast is so nice and the food abundant. Then again, I couldn't understand why arabs lived in the desert as well unless they had a fear of washing.

Beer - most beer in Oz is great. I concur with the Fosters beer comment and it was a plan to sell a crap beer to the Poms and Yanks.

Fair dinkum mate - means a range of things, but generally means 'is that right' or 'is that true'.

Lyn from Oz (Born and bred in Tasmania but now a Queenslander - The rugby is shit)

Very sweeeeeeet Post :) what part of QLD you in? I am always staying on the Gold Coast :thumbsup Hit me up ICQ: 212-837-196

Aussie Rebel 02-21-2006 06:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bhutocracy
heh.. good to see aussie rebel in a thread again.

Hey how are ya bhutocracy mate? Did'nt think anyone would reconise me:1orglaugh

shack 02-21-2006 06:32 AM

Fkn Aussies :321GFY

FlogTheLog 02-21-2006 06:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aussie Rebel
Hey how are ya bhutocracy mate? Did'nt think anyone would reconise me:1orglaugh

whats your ICQ?
hit me up ICQ: 212-837-196

Czech 02-21-2006 06:39 AM

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Teodora 02-21-2006 06:40 AM

hey Oz! is it not boring out there?? U're so separated from the rest of the world...:Oh crap

FlogTheLog 02-21-2006 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Teodora
hey Oz! is it not boring out there?? U're so separated from the rest of the world...:Oh crap

it is :( but its only a $1200 airfare to the USA :thumbsup

Mr. Romance 02-21-2006 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flogthelog
any me any questions you might have about Australia and i will answer them :thumbsup


I am from the USA, but I live in South America now. I have heard that the women love Ameircans, is this the case?

Mr. Romance

FlogTheLog 02-21-2006 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shack
Fkn Aussies :321GFY

your an Aussie :321GFY

FlogTheLog 02-21-2006 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Romance
I am from the USA, but I live in South America now. I have heard that the women love Ameircans, is this the case?

Mr. Romance


fucking ay , when the American war ships come into dock the aussie chicks go nuts over then , we hate it when the sailors hit town cause the horny rich Americans get the all

Czech 02-21-2006 06:48 AM

Aussie Slang :thumbsup

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shack 02-21-2006 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flogthelog
your an Aussie :321GFY


smart ass :winkwink:

nekrom 02-21-2006 06:52 AM

Tasmania fell of the bottom your not part of us. :)

Fosters is only on tap because we had to have something to add to the end row after VB, Carlton, Tooheys, etc.

Koalas are violent fokers (just watch them at the zoo trying to get removed/collected from a tree) it's on for young and old. They also look smashed all the time due to their diet of only eucalyptus leaves.

As a nation were pritty layed back which is prolly the reason everyone likes us the world over. Only 2 things that piss us off and that's running out of beer and messing with our pay cheques. :)

-N

everestcash 02-21-2006 06:55 AM

nice thread you have here,
so, do you like it there generally? :)


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