I don't sell porn - I just watch it.

At least we know now why this guy is in the shit with his mortgage. He obviously hasn't the sense to make any money working for himself in any type of business. I hear Burger King pays better then McD's but you'd better check yourself before applying.

Yes.. i'm scared. *cough*

But at the same time, extremely amused.

And yes, i am bored.. i'm waiting for my php programmer to come online, and he's taking his sweet assed time about it! :feels-hot

You say you were just posting your script here? Well I believe it goes something like....

Fucking Around & Program Discussion
Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed.

Hmmm....and its your first day...

LOL, this is an adult? A grown man with kids?
heh

It's gotta be the funniest thread since SD left. Seems there's a lot of people today who've decided their holes aren't deep enough and need that extra few inches.... :)

Look.. Im done talking to you punks!!!

56 of you picked on me for over 2 hours and what did it get you??

Im not the one linking to child porn. Im not the one ganging up on some guy I never met so fuck all of you.

If you have something to say, find my address and meet me.
Otherwise, shut your pie hole.

Im not coming back to this thread so talk with each other and put me down. See how much money and satisfaction it gives your sorry asses.

Remember, Im only as bad as you guys all made me today.

I never started anything with anyone until they attacked me and called me and my child names.

What goes around.. comes around.

Im going to go have lunch so all of you fuck off.

Actually, you're not done talking to some of us. :)

But go eat. I'm not in any rush.

Linklocator - you are an ass
:boid
and that program of yours will only get people banned on every SE - and i know what i'm talking about
so FUCK OFF cock holster

Love is in the air.

You guys are real tough know-it-alls who are financially independant huh??

I never saw so many hypocrites in my life until I
met adult webmasters.

It takes 59 people to tell 1 guy to fuck off.

Thats why you hang out in chatrooms I guess.

Not one person asked a question about the script.

Doorway pages work if you make the templates good.
If they have relevant useful content they do well.

Why does Amazon.com have 2.5 million pages in Google?
Becuase the pages are relevant!!

You people talk about me, about my kids, but never about the script.

Funny... thats what the thread was supposed to be about.

Not one of you can tell me that good doorway pages dont work in the search engines.

Beat up the messenger and forget the message I guess.

What is wrong with 1000 pages that have useful relevant content??

Tell me people!

Its how you use the script you dumb motherfuckers.

Lets see 56 people respond to that.

I just wanna clarify that it's funny apart from some of the BS accusations this guy chucked about. Just read your other thread for admin help Fatpad - I'm presuming it's about this guy so good luck if you're taking it further. The idiot deserves all he gets.

It amazes me that he can't see the problem checking CP allegations at everyone.

"Good" doorway pages do not work in search engines. Your domains will be banned if you use doorway pages on any major Search Engine.

because your script just makes up KWs, Title and META tags - thats not content.
Stuffing body with keywords is not content either. people will only get banned

FATpad......... you dont even have what it takes to challange me face to face. In court or out of court.

You started this shit so finish it you punk!

Im not going anywhere. Fly your sorry ass out here and we will do lunch my way.

Dark Jedi........

Thats not all my script does and if anyone bothered to ask in the last two hours, I would have told them.

Its all in the templates. Why am I telling you. Fuck it.

I am tired of this stupid shit.

Not one of you even said hello.... or anything.
Just started calling me names.
What for??

*whines* But you didn't say hello either!

You didn't play nice with us. I told teacher and she said we all gotta be nice to each other and play together. When I told her you wouldn't she said she's giving you detention!