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sperbonzo · 02-21-2006, 05:49 PM

Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast Blizzard Minorities Hit Hardest
by Brian Williams NBC 02/12/06

As President Bush and his staff cowered in the White House, the snow
continued to pile up on the many poor and African Amercian victims who
could not afford to get out of town or to safety in Florida. Crucial
supplies of blankets, hot cocoa, popcorn and dark rum - so essential
to surviving the stress of any major snowstorm - lay in stores
undelivered.

"Where is the government? I need my sidewalk shovelled so I can get
out to buy my danged lottery tickets!" said one D.C. resident from his
living room. "Why are we wasting money in Iraq when we could be
spending it here on me?" Progressive blogs blasted the President for
his inaction. "We find the timing terribly suspicious - just as the
Domestic Spying hearings kick into high gear, what happens? A major
northeast Blizzard. Why now?" wrote one blogger.

Hearings into the Blizzards' effect on hearings are almost a
certainty. Howard Dean has suggested he will call for an investigation
once his new medications kick in and John Kerry took a break from the
sporting activities of the glamourous super-rich in some exotic locale
(random choice: Ice Sailing in Finland) to call for new legislation
outlawing snowstorms. "The Republican Congress has dropped the ball
once again. I have always been a staunch supporter of anti-snow
legislation, except for certain locations where I ski. Snow has no
business on our roads and the President and Congress knows that."

Calls for impeachment over "SnowGate" as some are calling it already
are mounting as deeply as the snow itself, and what will be discovered
underneath will prove to have a truly chilling effect on the
Republicans, as the inevitable thaw proceeds.

More breaking news...... ;Al Sharpton wants an investigation as to why
snow is ALWAYS white.

Cheney has stock in Tru-Value Hardware. Do you have any idea how many
SNOW SHOVELS they sold today to the unsuspecting consumer?

I demand to know why FEMA has been so late in reacting to this storm.
THEY KNEW IT WAS COMING! And yet they failed to have crews in place to
fix the electricity as soon as it went off. It just shows that Bush
and the Rep ublicans just don't care about the people in the N.E. The
Senate needs to investigate this with administration people under oath.

LittleMack · 02-21-2006, 05:58 PM

This is sad but true, not that Bush is at fault, but he gets blamed for everything

stickyfingerz · 02-21-2006, 06:01 PM

ROFL Was this on TheOnion.com ?

Whats bad is this is the way alot of people think. lol

devilspost · 02-21-2006, 06:06 PM

minusonebit · 02-21-2006, 06:06 PM

And then they plowed all the white neighborhoods first.

Kevin - The PNN · 02-21-2006, 06:07 PM

I wish Bush would stop fucking with the weather. That SOB

SilentKnight · 02-21-2006, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by minusonebit

And then they plowed all the white neighborhoods first.

They were prioritizing the snow shovelin'.

White folk had to be shoveled out first to get to work.

RayVega · 02-21-2006, 07:32 PM

RayVega · 02-21-2006, 07:35 PM

sperbonzo! what up buddy!!!!

sperbonzo · 02-21-2006, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayVega

OMG!!

sperbonzo · 02-21-2006, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayVega

sperbonzo! what up buddy!!!!

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jade_dragon · 02-21-2006, 07:44 PM

Now that was funny.

czarina · 02-21-2006, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight

They were prioritizing the snow shovelin'.

White folk had to be shoveled out first to get to work.

Actually they should have gotten the " Others " out first so that they could shovel the rest of the snow. But we all know that they wont show up for work.

sperbonzo · 02-21-2006, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LittleMack

This is sad but true, not that Bush is at fault, but he gets blamed for everything

I'm honestly surprised that it hasn't happened yet....

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sperbonzo I'd rather be on my boat. Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: Miami, FL Posts: 9,748	Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast Blizzard Minorities Hit Hardest Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast Blizzard Minorities Hit Hardest by Brian Williams NBC 02/12/06 As President Bush and his staff cowered in the White House, the snow continued to pile up on the many poor and African Amercian victims who could not afford to get out of town or to safety in Florida. Crucial supplies of blankets, hot cocoa, popcorn and dark rum - so essential to surviving the stress of any major snowstorm - lay in stores undelivered. "Where is the government? I need my sidewalk shovelled so I can get out to buy my danged lottery tickets!" said one D.C. resident from his living room. "Why are we wasting money in Iraq when we could be spending it here on me?" Progressive blogs blasted the President for his inaction. "We find the timing terribly suspicious - just as the Domestic Spying hearings kick into high gear, what happens? A major northeast Blizzard. Why now?" wrote one blogger. Hearings into the Blizzards' effect on hearings are almost a certainty. Howard Dean has suggested he will call for an investigation once his new medications kick in and John Kerry took a break from the sporting activities of the glamourous super-rich in some exotic locale (random choice: Ice Sailing in Finland) to call for new legislation outlawing snowstorms. "The Republican Congress has dropped the ball once again. I have always been a staunch supporter of anti-snow legislation, except for certain locations where I ski. Snow has no business on our roads and the President and Congress knows that." Calls for impeachment over "SnowGate" as some are calling it already are mounting as deeply as the snow itself, and what will be discovered underneath will prove to have a truly chilling effect on the Republicans, as the inevitable thaw proceeds. More breaking news...... ;Al Sharpton wants an investigation as to why snow is ALWAYS white. Cheney has stock in Tru-Value Hardware. Do you have any idea how many SNOW SHOVELS they sold today to the unsuspecting consumer? I demand to know why FEMA has been so late in reacting to this storm. THEY KNEW IT WAS COMING! And yet they failed to have crews in place to fix the electricity as soon as it went off. It just shows that Bush and the Rep ublicans just don't care about the people in the N.E. The Senate needs to investigate this with administration people under oath. __________________ Michael Sperber / Acella Financial LLC/ Online Payment Processing [email protected] / http://Acellafinancial.com/ ICQ 177961090 / Tel +1 909 NET BILL / Skype msperber

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