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CDSmith · 02-20-2006, 06:36 PM

Are you shy?

Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila. Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.

Tequila can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Tequila almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila.

Tequila may not be right for everyone.
Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:
dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

Tequila.

Leave Shyness Behind.

After Shock Media · 02-20-2006, 06:38 PM

I am alergic to tequila, every time I drink it I break out in handcuffs.

BusterBunny · 02-20-2006, 06:38 PM

do you work for phillip morris? i think they have a spot for a marketer like you

CDSmith · 02-20-2006, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by BusterBunny

do you work for phillip morris?

In their dreams!

CDSmith · 02-20-2006, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

I am alergic to tequila, every time I drink it I break out in handcuffs.

Maybe you need to...

:D

Antonio · 02-20-2006, 06:53 PM

it has side effects, the next morning you can find up to six trannies in your bed (depending on the quantities consumed)

CDSmith · 02-20-2006, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Antonio

it has side effects, the next morning you can find up to six trannies in your bed (depending on the quantities consumed)

I didn't know Kman was a tequila addict!

WME · 02-20-2006, 07:48 PM

I agree. Its different when its the voice of alcohol you're hearing

but personally I like vodka more

PixeLs · 02-20-2006, 07:50 PM

At a certain amount, I guess it somehow helps..

reynold · 02-20-2006, 10:33 PM

i think i have come across with a very similar thread weeks ago.

CDSmith · 02-20-2006, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reynold

i think i have come across with a very similar thread weeks ago.

Then you'll just want to be moving along then won't you?

RevSand · 02-20-2006, 10:39 PM

Very funny! I need to get me a Rx of it ASAP.

nick1980 · 02-21-2006, 02:39 AM

When I was a teenager I used to be a shy person but right now NO MORE!

Tempest · 02-21-2006, 02:42 AM

Tequila makes the world allllll right man...

Zuss · 02-21-2006, 03:40 AM

Quote:

Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness?

Yes, that's why I'm selling porn.

jimthefiend · 02-21-2006, 06:20 AM

One time I drank most of a 5th of tequila and ate half a jar of peanuts.
Bad Idea.

My ass was sore for weeks.

everestcash · 02-21-2006, 06:42 AM

Tequila definitely feels oh so good and warm on your stomach...

d00t · 02-21-2006, 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend

One time I drank most of a 5th of tequila and ate half a jar of peanuts.
Bad Idea.

My ass was sore for weeks.

uhhh.... lol

EdgeXXX · 02-21-2006, 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Are you shy?

Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila. Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.

Tequila can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Tequila almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila.

Tequila may not be right for everyone.
Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:
dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

Tequila.

Leave Shyness Behind.

EdgeXXX · 02-21-2006, 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend

One time I drank most of a 5th of tequila and ate half a jar of peanuts.
Bad Idea.

My ass was sore for weeks.

Yeah that reminds me, "peanuts" is getting paroled next week and wants you to call him

BlackCrayon · 02-21-2006, 08:34 AM

lol good one

for some reason alcohol doesn't make me more talkative. if anything i'll say less because i know im not making sense or sluring or whatever.

TurboAngel · 02-21-2006, 08:51 AM

I can't drink it, I want to fight, yell and kick ass when I drank some before.

G-Rotica · 02-21-2006, 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

I am alergic to tequila, every time I drink it I break out in handcuffs.

And I thought I was alone.

02-20-2006, 06:36 PM	#1
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Suffer from shyness? Are you shy? Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila. Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Tequila almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila. Tequila may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include: dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister. Tequila. Leave Shyness Behind. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

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02-21-2006, 08:34 AM	#21
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02-21-2006, 08:51 AM	#22
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