A joke for those who don't get Maxim magazine

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  • chadglni
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2002
    • 6924

    #1

    A joke for those who don't get Maxim magazine

    A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class. The man sneezes, pulls out his wang, and wipes off the tip. A minute later the man sneezes again, pulls out his member and cleans it off. Then it happens again.
    "Three times you've sneezed, and three times you've pulled out your penis to wipe it off!" yells the woman next to him. "What's your deal?"
    "Sorry ma'am," the guy replies. "I have a condition where I orgasm when I sneeze."
    "What are you taking for it?" she asks.
    "Pepper."

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  • PixeLs
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jul 2005
    • 11922

    #2
    BAHAHAHA

    Funny chadglni!

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    • CDSmith
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • May 2001
      • 51460

      #3
      ...so she pepper sprayed him.
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      • fetishblog
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        • Sep 2005
        • 5995

        #4
        Funny. Thanks for the 1am laugh.

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        • reed_4
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2005
          • 9640

          #5
          <Insert timeline pic and other useless posts here>

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