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Greg B · 02-19-2006, 11:31 AM

http://hartfordadvocate.com/gbase/Ne...oid=oid:144020

I'd bet if you looked at chimpanzees long enough you'd find they do the same thing. This story is one to keep an eye on.

jjjay · 02-19-2006, 11:32 AM

so that's why I find it so difficult to open my eyes in the morning

Bansheelinks · 02-19-2006, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Greg B

http://hartfordadvocate.com/gbase/Ne...oid=oid:144020

I'd bet if you looked at chimpanzees long enough you'd find they do the same thing. This story is one to keep an eye on.

What? The earth wasn't created in 6 days and we descended from monkeys?!!

Pornopat · 02-19-2006, 11:40 AM

That is so hot. I read it here on gfy. I think I will try it out soon.

EdgeXXX · 02-19-2006, 11:42 AM

BillPMB · 02-19-2006, 11:43 AM

What's so new about that? Sounds like marriage after 15-20 years or so.

fetishblog · 02-19-2006, 11:43 AM

That's funny.

PatrickKing · 02-19-2006, 11:43 AM

I think this guy in running the crank-a-batchoff crime ring!!

http://fullblownaids.com/modules.php...p=getit&lid=57

BuggyG · 02-19-2006, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by EdgeXXX

ROFL!

Babaganoosh · 02-19-2006, 11:48 AM

I don't see the problem. Women get all pissy if you jerk off on them when they are awake. What do they expect us to do for shit's sake?

8 Characters · 02-19-2006, 11:48 AM

If a woman started masturbating in my sleeping face I think, apon awakening, that I would be extremely aroused.

the Shemp · 02-19-2006, 12:10 PM

this practise pre-dates the internet...

Young · 02-19-2006, 12:13 PM

i can hardly jerk off to porn anymore because i get so much poooooooon tang. I can't imagine jerking off to a sleeping chic. disturbing.

jjjay · 02-19-2006, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Young

i can hardly jerk off to porn anymore because i get so much poooooooon tang. I can't imagine jerking off to a sleeping chic. disturbing.

quite an imagination you've got there son

adultchica · 02-19-2006, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by the Shemp

this practise pre-dates the internet...

I have figured that as well and agree

Splum · 02-19-2006, 12:49 PM

Fuck. Now I have to try it.

Elli · 02-19-2006, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by the Shemp

this practise pre-dates the internet...

Just like eyeball licking!

Greg B · 02-19-2006, 02:33 PM

You guys remember Sam Kinison the comedia? He mentioned a joke he and his pals did to a friend. They waited til he was asleep in a chair and they all whipped out their dicks and pointed them at the dude's face and took a picture so it looked like he was in ecstasy with all these boners around him.

That's some ill shit, but the way Kinison told it, it was funny.

PixeLs · 02-19-2006, 06:49 PM

A man doing that definitely has an issue..

tony286 · 02-19-2006, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by the Shemp

this practise pre-dates the internet...

thank you like jerking off is new lol

reynold · 02-20-2006, 04:25 AM

why should internet porn be blamed for that?

Greg B · 02-20-2006, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by reynold

why should internet porn be blamed for that?

Because everyone knows that internet porn is behind all the evil in the world.

Internet porn started WWII, WWI, The Civil War, The Spanish Inquisition, Attila The Hun, Alexander the Great and even all that scary stuff in those ancient religions just before those ancient religious people went on global crusades of slaughter and control.

See, you wife leaves you, internet porn is to blame.

Your dog won't obey? Internet Porn.

Baldness? Internet Porn.

It's just a new whipping boy to divert attention away from the real evil.

The Duck · 02-20-2006, 08:08 AM

haha, top notch gfy moment.

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